Ranking the Starter QBS

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Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

cavallingus posted:

Stouts or porters

Porters

Also, stouts and porters> any other beer

Lambics are cool too

# ? Sep 30, 2018 17:58

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:45

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

My man.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 17:59

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Mahomes #1 quarterback of the NFL

# ? Oct 6, 2018 17:52

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Mahomes #1 quarterback of the NFL

From alto to bass?

# ? Oct 6, 2018 18:03

DaFrugalGamer: Aug 6, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

updates coming soon

# ? Oct 11, 2018 22:15

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

found Out that updates are coming.

# ? Oct 11, 2018 22:18

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

I expect it before TNF kickoff

# ? Oct 11, 2018 22:22

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

DaFrugalGamer posted:

updates coming soon

Mods?!

# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:29

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

https://twitter.com/NFLMatchup/status/1049794541358895105?s=19

Please factor this in.

# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:31

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Flikken posted:

https://twitter.com/NFLMatchup/status/1049794541358895105?s=19

Please factor this in.

drat turns out Philip Rivers is good after all

# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:33

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

keep in mind the bengals have the 30th ranked offensive line based on the top website

# ? Oct 12, 2018 01:39

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Is Nick Mullens going to make the list this week?

# ? Nov 2, 2018 03:01

Chieves: Sep 20, 2010

I'm excited for da rankings op

# ? Nov 2, 2018 18:20

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Rivers or Mahomes for numba 1?

We are live and taking calls.

Caller 1, you�re on the air

# ? Nov 9, 2018 23:40

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Mahomes

# ? Nov 10, 2018 00:57

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Rivers or Mahomes for numba 1?

We are live and taking calls.

Caller 1, you�re on the air

Brees, then Mahomes, then Rivers

# ? Nov 10, 2018 02:54

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Mahomes, then Rivers, then CARSON WENTZ BABY, then Brees.

# ? Nov 10, 2018 03:13

Dalmuti: Apr 8, 2007

GNU Order posted:

Is Nick Mullens going to make the list this week?

hell yeah dude

# ? Nov 10, 2018 09:18

DaFrugalGamer: Aug 6, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

updates coming soon

# ? Nov 12, 2018 17:34

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ill save you some trouble,

Dak Prescott #1

# ? Nov 12, 2018 18:13

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Knock on wood, but I think Mahomes might have finally jumped Tyrod Taylor.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 18:26

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Russ Wilson #1 in our hearts and on the field

Name a more iconic quarterback I�ll wait

# ? Nov 12, 2018 20:18

Barudak: May 7, 2007

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Russ Wilson #1 in our hearts and on the field

Name a more iconic quarterback I�ll wait

Russ Wilson is a good UX designer but I doubt hes a great QB and I wouldnt think of him as one at all

# ? Nov 12, 2018 20:35

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Week 10 still isn't over, so here is your Week 9 QB Rankings.

As we all know there are only 2 important QB stats. It does pain me to put a Patriot as number 1, but with 100% accuracy and his team won, Julian Edelman is my #1 QB of the week:

1. Julian Edelman - NE
2. Joshua Dobbs - PIT
3. Mitchell Trubisky - CHI
4. Nick Mullens - SF
5. Kirk Cousins - WAS
6. Deshaun Watson - TEX
7. Brock Osweiler - MIA
8. Cam Newton - CAR
9. Philip Rivers - ROSS
10. Marcus Mariota - TIT
11. Patrick Mahomes - KAN
12. Drew Brees - NO
13. Matt Ryan - ATL
14. Tom Brady - NE
15. Ben Roethlisberger - PIT
16. Lamar Jackson - BAL
17. Tyrod Taylor - BUF
18. A.J. McCarron - ???
19. Derek Carr - GRU
20. Dak Prescott - STAR
21. Matthew Stafford - LION
22. Joe Flacco - BAL
23. Russell Wilson - 12
24. Sam Darnold - NYJ
25. Jared Goff - LA
26. Ryan Fitzpatrick - BEARD
27. Baker Mayfield - SAD
28. Case Keenum - DEN
29. Aaron Rodgers - BEARD
30. Alex Smith - WAS
31. Nathan Peterman - BUF
32. Bryan Anger - TB
33. Cole Beasley -DAL

# ? Nov 12, 2018 21:23

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Athanatos posted:

2. Joshua Dobbs - PIT

Looks accurate to me.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 21:27

Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Athanatos posted:

29. Aaron Rodgers - BEARD

What does Danika Patrick have to do with this list??

# ? Nov 12, 2018 21:30

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Week 10 hot of the presses, a record (for the 2 weeks I've done this) 38 QBs threw passes and got ranked. Last week a NE QB topped this list, this week a QB vs NE is #1

1. Darius Jennings - TEN (N/A)
2. Logan Thomas - BUF (N/A)
3. Joshua Dobbs - PIT (-1)
4. Baker Mayfield - CLE (+23)
5. Marcus Mariota - TEN (+5)
6. Ben Roethlisberger - STE (+9)
7. Drew Brees - NO (+5)
8. Matt Barkley - BUF (N/A)
9. Philip Rivers - LA (--)
10. Alex Smith - WAS (+20)
11. Patrick Mahomes - KC (--)
12. Aaron Rodgers - GB (+17)
13. Andrew Luck - IND (N/A)
14. Mitchell Trubisky - CHI (-11)
15. Eli Manning - NY (N/A)
16. Dak Prescott - TEX (+4)
17. Jared Goff - LA2 (+8)
18. Brian Hoyer - NE (N/A)
19. Julian Edelman - NE (-18)
20. Logan Cooke - JAX (N/A)
21. Jeff Driskel - CIN (N/A)
22. Andy Dalton - CIN (N/A)
23. Russell Wilson - SEA (--)
24. Cam Newton - CAR (-16)
25. Josh McCown - JET (N/A)
26. Derek Carr - GRU (-7)
27. Brock Osweiler - MIA (-20)
28. Blake Bortles - JAX (N/A)
29. Nick Mullens - SF (-25)
30. Josh Rosen - ARZ (N/A)
31. Ryan Fitzpatrick - BUC (-5)
32. Tom Brady - NE (-18)
33. Matthew Stafford - LION (-12)
34. Carson Wentz - PHI (N/A)
35. Matt Ryan - ATL (-22)
36. Teddy Bridgewater - NO (N/A)
37. Taysom Hill - NO (N/A)
38. Dontrell Hilliard - CLE (N/A)

# ? Nov 13, 2018 08:32

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

There is no way you can convince me Darius Jennings is better than Logan Thomas. These rankings are a joke.

# ? Nov 14, 2018 21:33

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

1. Mahomes
2. Goff
3. Brees

4. Rest of the NFL

# ? Nov 14, 2018 21:43

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:45

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Kirios posted:

There is no way you can convince me Darius Jennings is better than Logan Thomas. These rankings are a joke.

He was for that week. I just input the data and after a lot of complicated calculations it outputs a list using the most important QB stats.

So far Joshua Dobbs is the top NFL QB in the past 2 weeks averaged.

# ? Nov 14, 2018 23:50

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