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(and other household tools, fixtures, etc.) Vacuum - Neutral Evil Opportunistic, devours all without exception Toaster Oven - Lawful Good Reliable, accurate, consistent results Microwave - Chaotic Evil Volatile, unpredictable, heats your food fast... at a price  Garbage Can - True neutral Always does it's job but wouldn't count on in in a pinch  don't think too hard about these. |
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staple remover - lawful good hear me out on this one. it looks like a vampire robot from hell, but it's good at its job (it never fucks up the way a stapler sometimes does) and waits patiently for its rare opportunity to help out. also it puts up with when you sophomorically pretend to chomp your co-workers' fingers or whatever, and never complains. |
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It's not an appliance but Saran Wrap (or Satan Wrap) is Lawful Evil
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Blender - Chaotic, Good/Evil depending on how you use it
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garbage disposal - lawful evil the world of the sink has rules, and if you go down the garbage disposal side, expect a fight for your life
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ceiling fan: chaotic evil kills people in their sleep. loves being battered with poo poo. sick & twisted 
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Splatmaster posted:It's not an appliance but Saran Wrap (or Satan Wrap) is Lawful Evil
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dog perspective: all loud appliances are evil car is chaotic neutral. sometimes car rides to park (good), sometimes car rides to doctor (very bad) best place in the zone to farm loot is underneath a kid in a high chair. really frequent drops, but generally aren't as good as the more infrequent but higher quality drops at the grill |
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Garbage cans are the laziest of (devices?) but also the most respected. Thank you for your deeds and neutrality, trash cans 
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cheese grater - chaotic evil
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Luvcow posted:cheese grater - chaotic evil nutmeg grater - lawful neutral nutmeg must be grated, for good or for bad who is to say?
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Manifisto posted:nutmeg grater - lawful neutral Also because it's a unitasker
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mandoline - lawful good you knew the risk you were taking when you forewent the handguard. the mandoline only cares to punish those who break the rules. |
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Garbage disposal - Neutral Evil Seems unnecessary compared to just dumping food in the trash I can't dump every kind of food and I don't remember which aren't ok Gathers mildew easily and requires regular cleaning I wouldn't have to do with just a drain Accidentally turn it on while fumbling for the light switch
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Olive! posted:mandoline - lawful good or kevlar glove! ...huh what alignment are knife proof gloves?
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shower cabinet door - chaotic evil - it goddang exploded all over me and im picking glass out my HANDS
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canyoneer posted:dog perspective: dpg perspective: vacuum is chaotic evil, sucks up everything in its path and seems to tag along with human (who is good... are they aware? do they perceive this beast?) in seemingly haphazard fashion all over the house |
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drip coffee maker: true neutral provides expected output based on input needs to be cleaned but not often keeps brewing when carafe is removed so a mug may be filled |
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Fridge - Chaotic Good Tries it's hardest to defend your food from the forces of rot and decay, but sometimes tries so hard that it freezes your spinach and other delicate foods. |
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Electric Hair Shaver - Lawful Good I literally watched this thing summon a Seraphim (a summon restricted to Lawful Good) then fight off 3 demiliches while two-handing a butter knife it was awesome. |
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my android chef is lawful good and a solid 7/10
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electric teakettle - chaotic neutral, or at least mine is, it works when it feels like it and takes its precious time getting to any temperature higher than "meh"
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Moka pot = awful good Gimme dat brown stuff I love so much! |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Electric Hair Shaver - Lawful Good I literally watched this thing summon a Seraphim (a summon restricted to Lawful Good) then fight off 3 demiliches while two-handing a butter knife it was awesome.
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