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“kickflip that dolly? hah! i mean if you want me to” |
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Jul 7, 2018 05:40
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my girlfriend? heh, she's from Canada, she doesn't go to this school
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Jul 7, 2018 05:56
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phew, who was onions for lunch? |
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Jul 7, 2018 06:05
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Hugh Malone posted:phew, who was onions for lunch? oh, I dunno probably.... someone really special...
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Jul 7, 2018 06:21
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Jul 7, 2018 13:19
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Jul 7, 2018 18:02
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this is the logo of my city's newspaper
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Jul 7, 2018 18:33
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Jul 7, 2018 18:57
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Really? I use Linux too! |
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Jul 7, 2018 21:54
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The state fair mascot here is one smug chipmunk like seriously, who does this jerk think he is? he doesn't even have any drat pants get off your high horse with your cane and your jaunty straw boater, you drat rodent I will brook none of you bucktoothed nonsense just get the hell out
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Jul 9, 2018 06:27
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ferroque posted:this is the logo of my city's newspaper Oh, you have one satellite? That's pretty cool I guess. ---------------- |
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Jul 10, 2018 03:48
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why u crying. bitch. did i make u cry
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Jul 10, 2018 18:15
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my new dog posted:why u crying. bitch. did i make u cry |
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Jul 10, 2018 19:39
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MockingQuantum posted:The state fair mascot here is one smug chipmunk Oh, your day was bad? That's cute. I had to hilariously humiliate nine dogs trying to eat me by turning their own overly elaborate machinations for catching me against them, and that was just on my way to the dry cleaner's to pick up this outfit, but go ahead. Tell me more about your awful commute. |
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Jul 10, 2018 20:56
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i count two. skin and emotion. ive got at least nine layers.
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Jul 10, 2018 21:03
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things have been going great in the onion world since ever since shrek came out |
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Jul 10, 2018 21:24
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"Leeks? Mmyeah, they're good people. I mean they mean well..." |
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Jul 10, 2018 21:51
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my new dog posted:why u crying. bitch. did i make u cry my new dog posted:i count two. skin and emotion. ive got at least nine layers. lmao
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Jul 11, 2018 03:03
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my new dog posted:why u crying. bitch. did i make u cry haha yeah it mad fucks with real life bullies if they are like "yo you are so gay" or whatever and youre like "lol yeah what of it" they get a blank expressiona nd then hit you
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Jul 11, 2018 03:05
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Piso Mojado posted:lmao |
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Jul 11, 2018 03:33
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google THIS posted:"Leeks? Mmyeah, they're good people. I mean they mean well..."
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Jul 11, 2018 23:42
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"Check the pork pie, bud. Does it say county fair? Because, if it does, I accidentally grabbed the wrong one when I left your mom's house this morning. Now, listen, giving a speeding ticket to a county fair mascot is one thing. Feel the rush of power, feel your dick get hard, I get it. But I'm state. State. When this state thinks of family fun, who do they think of? Me. When carny adjacent men need a job staring out their one non glass eye at underaged girls on the gravitron, who gives it to them? Me. When the chief of police- your boss- wants a space to sell his deep fried mango habenero watermelon slices, who provides that? Me. Me. I know people. People all over this state. Important people. Hell, I AM important people... well, sort of, heh. Here, you take these tokens and walk away from this... while you still can. Go win yourself something cheap. That's a boy." ---------------- |
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Jul 12, 2018 03:25
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mysterious frankie posted:"Check the pork pie, bud. Does it say county fair? Because, if it does, I accidentally grabbed the wrong one when I left your mom's house this morning. Now, listen, giving a speeding ticket to a county fair mascot is one thing. Feel the rush of power, feel your dick get hard, I get it. But I'm state. State. When this state thinks of family fun, who do they think of? Me. When carny adjacent men need a job staring out their one non glass eye at underaged girls on the gravitron, who gives it to them? Me. When the chief of police- your boss- wants a space to sell his deep fried mango habenero watermelon slices, who provides that? Me. Me. I know people. People all over this state. Important people. Hell, I AM important people... well, sort of, heh. Here, you take these tokens and walk away from this... while you still can. Go win yourself something cheap. That's a boy." this is a 95% accurate representation of my state fair swap deep fried mango habanero watermelon slices for deep fried smores on a stick and you're there
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i'm an onion in a warehouse. what DON'T i have to be smug about?
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