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spinderella posted:Butt plugs sound gross These are poorly shaped.
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Burt Sexual posted:These are poorly shaped. do they have a flared base?
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Jul 20, 2018 03:35
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:not much dude. just posting in a Jesus Christ thread i read his tetralogy (*bites fist*) AND IT WAS PRETTY SAMEY
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Orkin Mang posted:i read his tetralogy (*bites fist*) AND IT WAS PRETTY SAMEY  I just post Jesus Christ in all his threads. Been doing it for like 5 years now
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Jul 20, 2018 03:38
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Used or unused op? This is important.
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Jul 20, 2018 03:39
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Malthuras posted:Used or unused op? This is important. They appear to still be sealed
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Jul 20, 2018 03:51
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Jesus Christ posted:I was hanging out with a friend of mine who has been successful in buying poo poo off alibaba and reselling it on ebay and we drunkenly figured if it can work with servo motors and belts and poo poo then surely it can work with buttplugs but it turns out people prefer to buy buttplugs off real websites rather than ebay listings for a price I'd deem worth valuable. sell them as used by a woman
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Jul 20, 2018 03:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:not much dude. just posting in a Jesus Christ thread I'll save you! *runs for a fireaxe*
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Jul 20, 2018 04:12
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Statutory Ape posted:sell them as used by a woman Wear tested, whore approved.
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Jul 20, 2018 04:17
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:do they have a flared base? Not that those have ever stopped TFAB.
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Jul 20, 2018 04:38
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spinderella posted:Butt plugs sound gross Shorten to Assifiers and we're golden.
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Jul 20, 2018 05:33
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It's summer. Freeze them and shove them up your rear end in a top hat on a hot day, OP
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Jul 20, 2018 06:11
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put them on a nice tray in your hall as party favors the next time you have friends or family over
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Jul 20, 2018 10:48
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r u ready to WALK posted:Every respectable inflatable doll has three holes That's not supposed to happen, your lady friend just got attacked by one of these: 
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Jul 20, 2018 10:56
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Attach some kind of hair to the non-plug end and sell them as tails to furries, OP.
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Jul 20, 2018 12:45
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Shoot them out of a potato gun. Film in slow motion.
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Jul 20, 2018 13:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMzIm_oL02U
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Jul 20, 2018 14:30
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That video skipped over some really key information, like how to flush all the poo out of your butt in advance or how to avoid pushing the thing too far up there and losing the toy inside you (with a really awkward trip to the ER afterwards)
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Jul 20, 2018 15:00
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chaosbreather posted:melt em down and make a big rubber jesus cross and give it to a church Also why do you have buttplugs op?
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Jul 20, 2018 19:07
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That Robot posted:Also why do you have buttplugs op? why don't you have buttplugs?
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Jul 20, 2018 19:34
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what size ear gauge are these?
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Jul 20, 2018 19:35
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just run em through the dishwasher, then they’ll be perfectly safe to use. if you don’t have any use yourself, leave them in public places so that people who see them have a fun story to tell.
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Jul 21, 2018 04:55
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Where in the gently caress do you get such sketchy rear end buttplugs anyways? Like how do you actually get a seedy black market buttplug connect and then have to buy 10 at a time, and maaaayyyybbbe they have aids or not. Like can you not just walk your rear end down to the porn store and get a decent, reputable, human rear end in a top hat shaped buttplug or is every sex toy acquisition some sort of Mission Impossible style exchange with variable results, mostly with a box of sketchy sex toys that fell off a dock or whatever. 
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Jul 21, 2018 05:01
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Sell them to a local funeral home, op. They can buy them cheaper than regular anal/vaginal plugs from their funeral service suppliers and you still make money. It's a win-win.
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Jul 21, 2018 05:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG6VEW1ZVgM
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Jul 21, 2018 05:31
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Cram the base on to a power drill and sit outside in a lawn chair with Christmas lights draped all over you while cranking the drill at full speed Have fun conversations with those who interact with you and think up new things to say to the police for when they keep coming back
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Jul 21, 2018 09:09
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Where in the gently caress do you get such sketchy rear end buttplugs anyways? Like how do you actually get a seedy black market buttplug connect and then have to buy 10 at a time, and maaaayyyybbbe they have aids or not. Like can you not just walk your rear end down to the porn store and get a decent, reputable, human rear end in a top hat shaped buttplug or is every sex toy acquisition some sort of Mission Impossible style exchange with variable results, mostly with a box of sketchy sex toys that fell off a dock or whatever. ali express my friend
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Jul 23, 2018 02:23
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So the butt plugs are tainted with lead then?
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Jul 23, 2018 02:33
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Would you do all 10 for $60? PM me or hit me up at thaplugman at gmail dot com
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