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wearing a lampshade

Me, chaotic evil, holding out my open hand: :smuggo:

yeah it's really small. The smallest ever, probably. Look closer. :troll:

# ? Jul 23, 2018 16:21

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 07:06

beer pal

accidentally toppling the monument by walking by too briskly

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:27

Lucavi

smol

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# ? Jul 23, 2018 20:52

Macnult

Visiting the Mona Lisa: "You said the exact same thing on our first date", 2018
Bronze
15.1 x 10.2 mm

# ? Jul 23, 2018 21:38

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

�The sculpture is already complete within the photosensitive resin, before I start my work. It is already there, I just have to shoot away the superfluous material with tightly-focused ultraviolet lasers .� -Tiny Michaelangelo

# ? Jul 24, 2018 08:01

google THIS

A chainsaw sculptor, beet red with exhaustion and knee-deep in sawdust, puts the finishing touches on a 1-inch tall bear.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jul 24, 2018

# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:04

google THIS

It was supposed to be a life-sized bear, he just kept screwing up.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:04

ferroque

If you make a to-scale sculpture of an elementary particle, is it a sculpture or... just that thing

# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:06

BoldFrankensteinMir

ferroque posted:

If you make a to-scale sculpture of an elementary particle, is it a sculpture or... just that thing

It simultaneously is, is not, both and neither!

# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:55

bog pixie

yeah actually they will posted:

Thats not that small.

yeah? id like to see you show me something smaller bicth

# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:18

google THIS

Pssh, look at how tiny that statue of King Mammothschlonger is. It's like he's compensating for something.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:27

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Tiny statue, huge plinth.

# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:30

Senior Management

My statue is very small standing at 2 KM tall. Size is relative and with time every monument with crumble and all triumphs will be forgotten. In the vast reaches of space my statue is imperceptible. Some might say that it is very small.

:jerry: