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Good Sphere

the t-rex to sex ratio is way off balance. put 1 t-rex in every movie no matter what

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FutonForensic

Did You Know? Jurassic World is actually the T-Rex Edit of Lars Von Trier's Nymphomania


FutonForensic

T-Rex recut of Debbie Does Dallas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPABJd4xos


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"For every score there should be a dinosaur." -- Walt Disney

google THIS

The infamous scene from American Pie except instead of his dad walking in on him a t-rex bursts through the wall.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Jul 22, 2018

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

FutonForensic posted:

Did You Know? Jurassic World is actually the T-Rex Edit of Lars Von Trier's Nymphomania

I'd watch this.

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google THIS

What Women Want except Mel Gibson discovers that every woman's internal monologue consists of nothing but t-rex noises, including and especially during the sex scene with Marisa Tomei.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
well yeah i mean its and excepted fact that the t rex is the most erotic dinosaur

Macnult

me: I be worried, doc? my arms seem longer than they should be
doctor: *velociraptor screech*

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Debbies Does Jurassic

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Twenty Four


T-Rex hand job movie

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Stella Got Her Groove Back...

with a T-Rex

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google THIS

This is exactly why it's a travesty that no dinosaur erotica has gotten a film adaptation yet.

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google THIS posted:

This is exactly why it's a travesty that no dinosaur erotica has gotten a film adaptation yet.

you're forgetting the classics :nws: Please don't link to porn :nws:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jul 23, 2018

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that's not safe for work unless you live in the t-rex, lesbian, and hoverboard factory btw

ShinyBirdTeeth

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Coolness Averted posted:

that's not safe for work unless you live in the t-rex, lesbian, and hoverboard factory btw

Generally not a great idea to post links to pornography even for the sake of hoverboard t-rexes.

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if the yob demands it i will gladly pay the t-rex porno tax to help pay for richard's spine

ShinyBirdTeeth

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There's no need for spinal taxation, but I would appreciate it if you'd edit out the link. We should keep things a little more wholesome than that on balance.

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already editted, farewell t-rex on hoverboard and good luck catching those girls

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