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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750059&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

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ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
Not this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
I don't have a link so instead let me spend way too many words describing it. it was an art thread from like 6+ years ago where some dude was doing art requests but also linking to his deviantart or whatever which had a bunch of creepy pedo comics he also drew. so abey rolled in and mod challenged him, I don't remember the other options but the one he picked was to fill requests exclusively from people with negative post counts and a bunch of fyadders hijacked the thread and told him to draw things like a bird saying he love a hot dog or an anime doing a goatse lol. anyway that's mys tory ty 4 listen

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
also there was a F.A.T.A.L. game thread in the pen and paper forum created specifically to showcase the pure insanity in that system. a bunch of weird poo poo happened but the peak of the thread was some dude casting a bunch of random spells (meaning the GM rolled some dice or something and picked them entirely randomly from the enormous spell appendix) and it ended with the dude being cursed to fart at like 200+ dB every time he cast a spell and the GM and the players had to roleplay out an entire city block being deafened by his rear end repeatedly

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jim Long-un posted:

I don't have a link so instead let me spend way too many words describing it. it was an art thread from like 6+ years ago where some dude was doing art requests but also linking to his deviantart or whatever which had a bunch of creepy pedo comics he also drew. so abey rolled in and mod challenged him, I don't remember the other options but the one he picked was to fill requests exclusively from people with negative post counts and a bunch of fyadders hijacked the thread and told him to draw things like a bird saying he love a hot dog or an anime doing a goatse lol. anyway that's mys tory ty 4 listen

Hey cool I posted my dick in this thread

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


His name was Storyteller and it was specifically weird Midna with Wolf Link porn he drew and one of the challenges was to use condiments to put the runes from Zelda on your naked (and fully shorn) body and I did it to get the pedophile permabanned but instead I just got owned over and over again for years

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Sid Vicious posted:

His name was Storyteller and it was specifically weird Midna with Wolf Link porn he drew and one of the challenges was to use condiments to put the runes from Zelda on your naked (and fully shorn) body and I did it to get the pedophile permabanned but instead I just got owned over and over again for years

lol

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sid Vicious posted:

His name was Storyteller and it was specifically weird Midna with Wolf Link porn he drew and one of the challenges was to use condiments to put the runes from Zelda on your naked (and fully shorn) body and I did it to get the pedophile permabanned but instead I just got owned over and over again for years

Hahaha its like, have a roll the dirt you stupid loser piece of poo poo lmao. :flipoff:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Also it was I like a hot dog and I still say that every time I make them for dinner

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Jim Long-un posted:

I don't have a link so instead let me spend way too many words describing it. it was an art thread from like 6+ years ago where some dude was doing art requests but also linking to his deviantart or whatever which had a bunch of creepy pedo comics he also drew. so abey rolled in and mod challenged him, I don't remember the other options but the one he picked was to fill requests exclusively from people with negative post counts and a bunch of fyadders hijacked the thread and told him to draw things like a bird saying he love a hot dog or an anime doing a goatse lol. anyway that's mys tory ty 4 listen

I hope somebody has a link to that thread

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3824063

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i dont have the link but its that thread that Windows 98 posts in GBS where the first (and last) few hundred posts are all making fun of him for being a fuckin retard

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3212733&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


the best thread in history is the one where Abe gets owned every day for a month and cries like a bitch

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I hope somebody has a link to that thread

every so often I remember these threads and try to dredge them up but give up because idk how to find them without going through that poo poo manually and idk if it was goldmined or gassed or left to fall into the abyss or what the title was or even what year it was posted. forums search/post history refuses to go back that far. rip

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I tried to find it because the owns FYAD did on both the op and myself were really good but I can't remember exactly when it was

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Tom Gorman posted:

the best thread in history is the one where Abe gets owned every day for a month and cries like a bitch

I remember the thread where he toxxed some dumb poo poo at the penalty of eating his hat and ended up having to do it so he pussed out and made a fruit hat and wore it out in public to legitimize his sick lies before eating it but all anyone could talk about was how he looked like a pasty white cave troll as he stood in the parking lot squinting desperately in the harsh sunlight

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jim Long-un posted:

I remember the thread where he toxxed some dumb poo poo at the penalty of eating his hat and ended up having to do it so he pussed out and made a fruit hat and wore it out in public to legitimize his sick lies before eating it but all anyone could talk about was how he looked like a pasty white cave troll as he stood in the parking lot squinting desperately in the harsh sunlight

At least he got diarrhea

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jim Long-un posted:

I remember the thread where he toxxed some dumb poo poo at the penalty of eating his hat and ended up having to do it so he pussed out and made a fruit hat and wore it out in public to legitimize his sick lies before eating it but all anyone could talk about was how he looked like a pasty white cave troll as he stood in the parking lot squinting desperately in the harsh sunlight

Fraternal hazing sounds dope, like exactly the kind of poo poo you would go to a rave for.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
But whats even funnier is when fraternal hazing leads to a 6 year cult investigation by the fbi and there are literally mentally retarded dog people sexually assualting you daily with lossy rna loads and various poisons and transdermal drugs on their body by attempting to hug you in public randomly for no reason, and the police literally show up and gently caress you up if you protest hug rape from retards.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But what’s even funnier is when fraternal hazing leads to a 6 year cult investigation by the fbi and there are literally mentally retarded dog people sexually assualting you daily with lossy rna loads and various poisons and transdermal drugs on their body by attempting to hug you in public randomly for no reason, and the police literally show up and gently caress you up if you protest hug rape from retards.

Ah, same

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:thunk: I mean, imagine literally not being able to have sex with another person because you are the target of a cult investigation and having sex would literally put your partners life in immediate physical danger. Imagine.

Imagine starting a root fire and showing up 7 years later to piss it out after the damage is done and acting like some entitled piece of poo poo.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jul 28, 2018

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But whats even funnier is when fraternal hazing leads to a 6 year cult investigation by the fbi and there are literally mentally retarded dog people sexually assualting you daily with lossy rna loads and various poisons and transdermal drugs on their body by attempting to hug you in public randomly for no reason, and the police literally show up and gently caress you up if you protest hug rape from retards.

...what?

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3861142&perpage=40

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Frykte's Crawl Diary is the some primo poo poo

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3718266

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