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people who say "best thing since sliced bread" really haven't explored the bread horizons enough imo, many forms of bread that are better. bowl made of bread for holding soup? tear-away of bread dipped in sauce? it;s this kind of backwards and reactionary thinking that is keeping us from achieving new bread horizons. |
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*me at sharktank, waiting in line to go next as other contestants idea is being judged* Kevin O'leary: "Well that's the best thing since --" -- *turning around, i sigh and tear my bread gloves off* |
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Jul 30, 2018 04:29
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bread lunchbox, you make a lunch box out of bread, complete with handle, that stores the things you put on the bread later |
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Jul 30, 2018 04:41
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Jul 30, 2018 04:55
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bread knife, not a knife for cutting, a knife made of bread, not to be confused with knife bread, which is a loaf of bread with a knife in it |
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Jul 30, 2018 05:08
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chiseling your cob into a bust of your favourite wu-tang member before eating it is the unsung hero of bread activities |
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Jul 30, 2018 06:24
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The more slices the better I always say. Cut that bread real thin!
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Jul 30, 2018 08:49
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baker's apprentice: "sir the breadalyzer's catalytic chamber is reaching critical pressure! if we dont at least cut off the crust, this whole project will be for nothing!" *breadalyzer creaks and lurches* head baker: "she'll hold! nothing is going to stop us from achieving a greater bread, surpassing all bread technology heretofore. i'll show that arrogant Dr. Sliced..." *pulls goggles over eyes* *maniacally flips oversized switch* |
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Jul 30, 2018 08:57
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Dungeon Ecology posted:baker's apprentice: "sir the breadalyzer's catalytic chamber is reaching critical pressure! if we dont at least cut off the crust, this whole project will be for nothing!" |
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Jul 30, 2018 10:53
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Dungeon Ecology posted:baker's apprentice: "sir the breadalyzer's catalytic chamber is reaching critical pressure! if we dont at least cut off the crust, this whole project will be for nothing!"
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Jul 30, 2018 21:04
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Dungeon Ecology posted:baker's apprentice: "sir the breadalyzer's catalytic chamber is reaching critical pressure! if we dont at least cut off the crust, this whole project will be for nothing!" |
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Jul 31, 2018 00:23
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Where the breadalyzer once stood there is what appears to be a puddle of dough, steaming and crackling. The smell of yeast is overpowering. The puddle begins to move, to rise, to coalesce, and soon it is taking the shape of three grotesque humanoid figures. "Aiiiiiiiiiii," they moan in unison. "wwwwwwooooouuuullld giiivve anything I own. Give up my life, my heart, my home..." "By God," whispers the head baker. "We've done it. We've really done it." |
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Jul 31, 2018 00:33
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google THIS posted:Where the breadalyzer once stood there is what appears to be a puddle of dough, steaming and crackling. The smell of yeast is overpowering. The puddle begins to move, to rise, to coalesce, and soon it is taking the shape of three grotesque humanoid figures. |
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Jul 31, 2018 00:35
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google THIS posted:Where the breadalyzer once stood there is what appears to be a puddle of dough, steaming and crackling. The smell of yeast is overpowering. The puddle begins to move, to rise, to coalesce, and soon it is taking the shape of three grotesque humanoid figures.
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Jul 31, 2018 00:35
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chopped bread minced bread ground bread bread tartare bread upside-down cake bread pie (not like bread pudding. this is just a circular bread served on a pie platter) bread on a stick (great idea for county fair food trucks) put some breading on your bread and fry it up! boiled bread spaghetti and breadballs ----- |
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Aug 3, 2018 14:59
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Dungeon Ecology posted:baker's apprentice: "sir the breadalyzer's catalytic chamber is reaching critical pressure! if we dont at least cut off the crust, this whole project will be for nothing!" google THIS posted:Where the breadalyzer once stood there is what appears to be a puddle of dough, steaming and crackling. The smell of yeast is overpowering. The puddle begins to move, to rise, to coalesce, and soon it is taking the shape of three grotesque humanoid figures.
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Aug 3, 2018 15:17
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right now, some lanyard in silicon valley is trying to disrupt bread |
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Aug 3, 2018 22:50
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what if instead of putting the sandwich ON bread, we put it INSIDE the bread, before it's baked? like a pocket... that comes out hot?
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Aug 4, 2018 00:48
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Dungeon Ecology posted:baker's apprentice: "sir the breadalyzer's catalytic chamber is reaching critical pressure! if we dont at least cut off the crust, this whole project will be for nothing!" lol ---------------- |
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Aug 4, 2018 20:44
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Breaded bread |
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Aug 5, 2018 07:46
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bread, but somehow it involves zero-hour contracts and not paying your taxes |
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Aug 5, 2018 11:24
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Ubread |
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Aug 5, 2018 11:25
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BrownianMotion posted:bread knife, not a knife for cutting, a knife made of bread, not to be confused with knife bread, which is a loaf of bread with a knife in it executive at a kelloggs marketing meeting: "hmm, knife bread. this is some real good stuff, we better watch out we might have a cereal killer on our hands" |
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Aug 5, 2018 19:17
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BrownianMotion posted:executive at a kelloggs marketing meeting: "hmm, knife bread. this is some real good stuff, we better watch out we might have a cereal killer on our hands"
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Aug 6, 2018 13:36
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BrownianMotion posted:executive at a kelloggs marketing meeting: "hmm, knife bread. this is some real good stuff, we better watch out we might have a cereal killer on our hands" |
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Aug 6, 2018 18:25
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Aug 6, 2018 19:01
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okay this is going to sound crazy, but bear with me we all know the good ol' "best thing since sliced bread", right, and i'm thinking, just, that's our big break there right in front of us! how do we become better than best? think outside the box unsliced bread |
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Aug 6, 2018 19:04
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Nosfereefer posted:okay this is going to sound crazy, but bear with me previously sliced bread that has been glued back together or, better yet, velcroed
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Aug 6, 2018 19:07
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get this: spiced bread |
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Aug 6, 2018 19:21
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Nosfereefer posted:okay this is going to sound crazy, but bear with me use a molecular dicing laser until each speck is invisible to the human eye ---------------- |
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Aug 6, 2018 20:23
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our handmade artisanal rustic bread is torn into random sized chunks before being lovingly stuffed into a plastic shopping bag and shipped straight to your local grocer
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Aug 6, 2018 21:28
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forked meat
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Aug 6, 2018 23:52
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Twenty Four posted:forked meat see this here folks is some real outside-the-breadbox thinking |
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Aug 7, 2018 00:58
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Spliced bread. Is it wheat? Is it sourdough? Rye? White? Matzoh? Yes. |
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Aug 7, 2018 01:19
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Spliced bread! Bite down into who-knows-what! Maybe you'll hit a chunk of crocodile meat! Or a pocket of insect blood! Or maybe even a few hairs. Not from the bakers, mind you. The bread grew them. |
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Aug 7, 2018 02:58
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Dungeon Ecology posted:outside-the-breadbox thinking gently caress |
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Aug 7, 2018 09:21
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cream of bread soup general tso's bread actually why does it have to be a food item? maybe that's what humanity has been hung up on for so long that has prevented us from advancing beyond sliced bread. breadbro's friendship bracelets breadhead sweatbands bread phone cases bread fidget spinners the possibilities are endless. ----- |
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Aug 7, 2018 15:10
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ladies and gentlemen, i bring you; the water sandwich |
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Aug 7, 2018 15:23
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Nosfereefer posted:ladies and gentlemen, i bring you;  
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toast sandwich |
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