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i would have sex with my own sweet rear end; i would not have sex with any species in the garden but another human being; i would have sex with a perfect approximation of a human being carved from stone or wood, as long as it had been rendered perfectly smooth and imporous, perhaps by immense cosmic forces; i would not have sex with that perfect approximation if it could not be properly cleaned or if it were rubber, plastic, or bakelite; i would have sex with a consenting non-humanoid alien of human intelligence if it was guaranteed not to kill me; i would not have sex with a consenting non-humanoid alien of human intelligence if it was incapable of consent; i would have sex with an iceberg; i would not have sex with a zucchini in the supermarket; i would have sex with a zucchini still attached to its vine in the warm dry earth; i would not have sex with the number 1; i would have sex with the number 8; i would not have sex with the number 9; i would have sex with a goose if commanded by the lord
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Nice
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Wouldn’t: OP Would: Everyone Else
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im attracted to mentally ill women and as such the OP turns me on immensely
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goethe.cx posted:im attracted to mentally ill women and as such the OP turns me on immensely Pick might be up your alley, too. Are you in any way handicapped?
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Mammal Sauce posted:Pick might be up your alley, too. Are you in any way handicapped? only mentally
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what kinda alien are you into dude?
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Ariong posted:Wouldn’t: OP successkid.jpg don't care had sex!
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