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I want to address the stories told to The New York Times by five tropical storms named Abby, Rebecca, Dana, Julia who felt able to name themselves and one who did not.
These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was O.K. because I never showed a storm my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over a weather system, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question. It’s a predicament for them.
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 18, 2024 06:38
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- deep dish peat moss
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Jacking off into the face of the last storm didn't work, but it's never been tried goofy-handed. Gotta check all the boxes.
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Aug 13, 2018 16:41
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- deep dish peat moss
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No, listen - I already TRIED loving myself, even goofy-handed. This time I need YOU to do it!
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Aug 13, 2018 16:42
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- google THIS
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A group of rain dancers face off against a group of storm jerkers and it's oddly reminiscent of the opening scene from West Side Story.
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Aug 13, 2018 16:58
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- Macnult
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A group of rain dancers face off against a group of storm jerkers and it's oddly reminiscent of the opening scene from West Side Story.
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Apr 18, 2024 06:38
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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A group of rain dancers face off against a group of storm jerkers and it's oddly reminiscent of the opening scene from West Side Story.
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