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TrixRabbi

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

can you get me some dusty scratched up Benny Goodman records, if you see any Bing Crosby, Louvin Brothers, or random off brand Mozart recordings that’d be great too. I want them so dusty you need to was your hands for an hour after to get it all off

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TrixRabbi posted:

can you get me some dusty scratched up Benny Goodman records, if you see any Bing Crosby, Louvin Brothers, or random off brand Mozart recordings that’d be great too. I want them so dusty you need to was your hands for an hour after to get it all off

Is a water-damaged copy of the soundtrack to "Gypsy" okay?

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

TrixRabbi posted:

can you get me some dusty scratched up Benny Goodman records, if you see any Bing Crosby, Louvin Brothers, or random off brand Mozart recordings that’d be great too. I want them so dusty you need to was your hands for an hour after to get it all off

Best I can do is the entire discography of The Eagles, each with the same set of initials on the cover.

hip check please

Can I get a copy of The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown?

Manifisto


hip check please posted:

Can I get a copy of The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown?

sorry that does not exist in this timeline

. . . I mean, what? what are you talking about?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Going to Goodwill today; anyone have any relatives or their old clothing to donate? Anybody need anything?


artoke

Can you grab me at least 6 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS? I need to check them for.... inconsistencies. I don't believe for even one second that Tom Hanks did half of that stuff and I am going to prove it one day. I mean, his name isn't even Forrest, people. Come on!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Scott Agro posted:

Three copies of Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot
lmao


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

kuskus

Trying to get into coffee because my hubby spends all our money at Starbucks!!! If you see an expresso machine under ten dollars would you send me a text, lol.

kuskus

Also on the phone with my dad and he says could you look out for a "wireless" modem for his Compaq. He says he already has the phone cable he just wants to get online from the bedroom.

joke_explainer


If you can find me a broken electric wok, a broken transparency projector, or a broken waffle maker, that'd really help me out.

Twenty Four


I could use some whistles. Seriously, asking for a friend.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
A white 4" subwoofer with stickers you cant peel off with no power cord

Dorothy Lynch
Does Goodwill keep old porn mags?

If so, grab a whole stack.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


If you see any software compatible with Microsoft Windows 95 like Print Shop or something similar, I need to print a continuous banner of an ASCII dick to hang in the clubhouse.


Manifisto


hamjobs posted:

If you see any software compatible with Microsoft Windows 95 like Print Shop or something similar, I need to print a continuous banner of an ASCII dick to hang in the clubhouse.

I assume this will be printed in glorious dot matrix on z-fold paper

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

I assume this will be printed in glorious dot matrix on z-fold paper

U Kno It


Scaly Haylie

Dorothy Lynch posted:

Does Goodwill keep old porn mags?

If so, grab a whole stack.

you're thinking of goowill.

Scaly Haylie

opioid agonist posted:

that McDonald's Batman and Robin commemorative frosty glass mug with the Riddler on it

mine broke and i can't drink my iced crang out of just any commemorative mug

tia

off topic but can someone remind me what crang is?

Manifisto


Lizard Wizard posted:

off topic but can someone remind me what crang is?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3699418

kuskus

Crang seems like lame water acid. Apple cider vinegar can make things taste like a grave yard real fast (a shrub).

On topic can you plese get me a broken baby feeding table with some smears of babyfood or with half dirty diaper smell half Clorox lavender wipe smell combo smell

And also here's $20 just get whatever you want happy birthday!! Can only be spent at Goodwill but please pick me up a Sonic cheerwine soft serve slushy in the parking lot drive thru if Amanda is working. If she's not working tell Chris he's a piece of poo poo then speed past the window with your middle finger extended.

Manifisto



classicist: crang confirmed, but where are they???

lil cunty: :cry: mia

alnilam: has had crang and lived to tell the tale, now allegedly with child

in short, crang either kills you or makes you ultra fertile

. . . okay im in


ty nesamdoom!

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Just reviewed the crang thread



^^^ forgot about this. Lol

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