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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Burt Sexual posted:

Brass balls is a good term

which is weird cause brass is like the wimpiest of metals, how about thulium balls

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Kak
Sep 27, 2002

That's an impressive pair of balls.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

Mnoba posted:

which is weird cause brass is like the wimpiest of metals, how about thulium balls

Balls are wimpy as gently caress tho. :raise:

Sai-kun
Feb 6, 2011

Is it ever going to be enough, to love another and be loved?
I would give you mine OP but alas, they have been howled off.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sai-kun posted:

I would give you mine OP but alas, they have been howled off.

How do you piss?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
my right ball hangs down more than my left ball but they are equal in my eyes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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let it mellow posted:

my right ball hangs down more than my left ball but they are equal in my eyes

Rub some bronners peppermint on them and they will suck right up to equal height. :aaaaa:

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

shovelbum posted:

Like a literal dwarf?

not the dwarfism genes but end result would be somebody who never grew

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Burt Sexual posted:

How do you piss?

Do you not see Burt?
Can you not comprehend?

...this is the TRUE beauty of having lost them to orbit. Where our balls have gone we have no REASON to piss.

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Apr 6, 2011

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cnut
May 3, 2016

My balls are stored in piss.

low hanging sack
Jul 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich
I recently found out I like pissing in mouths but I don't think I'm into being pissed on. maybe I should try it in all fairness. how do women pee without balls though?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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low hanging sack posted:

I recently found out I like pissing in mouths but I don't think I'm into being pissed on. maybe I should try it in all fairness. how do women pee without balls though?

They have tubes that go down from they’re boobs to the butthole.

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