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thinking about all the time's I almost fuked, and the one time I actually did |
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Jolo posted:thinking about those hard working porn stars, wondering if the guy remains in character as the pizza guy or the plumber or whatever while they're making all that sex on the screen or if he drops the act doesn't think about his role as the pizza guy once the sex starts. I like to think that the actor playing the pizza guy is in character the whole time, wondering if he'll regret not making the pretty lady pay for the pizza when he ends his shift and it cuts $14 or so into his tips for the day, thinking about how he needs to hurry up and finish the sex because he has another pizza in his car to deliver and he doesn't want the next customer to be annoyed, and thinking about how his dick is hard but also the job is hard on his car with all of the starting and stopping.
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Sep 17, 2018 18:48
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hoping that the porno pizza guy washes his hands before he delivers my pizza, and maybe changes his clothes, and no thank you sir i've had too many fucks, tonight i just want my pizza
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Sep 17, 2018 18:49
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when the pizza cold by the time u done fukin |
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Sep 17, 2018 18:53
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alnilam posted:when the pizza cold by the time u done fukin i think thats why they put the hole in the bottom of the box so you can get both done at the same time
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Sep 17, 2018 18:56
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"somebody order a big sausage pizza? heh heh" "No. We ordered a greek pizza and it needed to be on gluten-free crust." "Oh... my fault, my fault."
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Sep 17, 2018 19:01
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He left his car idling in the driveway to keep the pizzas warm but the fuk took too long and the gas tank is dry. I guess he lives here now.
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Sep 17, 2018 19:55
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i nervously approach the entrance to the apartment building. my body feels heavy, and there's still five hours left on this shift. as i ring the doorbell, i get no reply but a static. i sigh. bad sign. "pizza delivery" the front door unlocks. third floor. there is no elevator, and the corridors are badly ventilated. great i'm lightly sweaty when i reach the door. "please" i think as i ring the bell just for once- the door slowly opens and a hauntingly familiar refrain exits my mouth "did someone order big sausage pizza?" the open door reveals a scantly clad lady "FUK!" |
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Sep 17, 2018 20:01
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if you havin girl problems I relate to you, son I got 99 pizza and this bitch wants none
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Sep 17, 2018 20:03
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Nosfereefer posted:i nervously approach the entrance to the apartment building. my body feels heavy, and there's still five hours left on this shift.
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Sep 17, 2018 20:22
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being a pizza driver was always interesting and the training video i had to watch was very informative. -how to make a pizza -how to fold a box -how to cut a pizza -how to answer the phone and take orders -how to keep my cash/receipts and handle tips -how to drive safely yet manage to find the fastest routes -how to do the various "classic" loving positions and end with a killer money shot
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Sep 17, 2018 20:27
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being a plumber is more demanding work than most realize sure, YOU get annoyed because you have to be available for 2-5 hours. hey buddy, i took four years of apprenticeship to become a certified plumber. i worked my rear end off (or more like my pants half-off) for the purpose of making my living off installing and fixing plumbing. pal, turns out this isn't loving mario world or whatever. most of the time the "pipes" i'm fixing ain't the sort that requires no certification, let me tell you that |
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Sep 17, 2018 20:58
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he fixes the cable? e: don't be fatuous, nosfereefer Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Sep 17, 2018 |
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Sep 17, 2018 21:03
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Nosfereefer posted:i nervously approach the entrance to the apartment building. my body feels heavy, and there's still five hours left on this shift. Jolo posted:if you havin girl problems I relate to you, son Luvcow posted:hoping that the porno pizza guy washes his hands before he delivers my pizza, and maybe changes his clothes, and no thank you sir i've had too many fucks, tonight i just want my pizza |
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Sep 17, 2018 22:38
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almost did an fuk, but remebered to leave room for jesus
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Sep 18, 2018 08:24
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Moon Atari posted:Haunted by memories of the gently caress. Late at night I roam the streets to clear my head but wherever I go I am followed by the ghosts of fucks long passed. I look behind me and see only the empty, lonely street. Moans emanate from abandoned buildings and wet squelching sounds echo from every dark alley. I zip my jacket up a little tighter and quicken my pace. Not far from home. Is that a shimmer of motion in my peripheral vision, or maybe just my imagination? Running now. In every suburban window I see not my own panicked reflection but instead an endless pornographic stream of sweaty bouncing breasts and heaving backsides. Breath ragged, sweat freezing against the cold night air. My usually clean street is littered with used condoms and discarded panties. I dare not look behind me. Warm moist air is hitting the back of my neck in rhythmic gasps. My perception now is limited to quick cuts of awareness. Shakey hands fumbling with keys, bursting through a door, sprinting to a bedroom, hiking covers up and over. |
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