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Mozi posted:'sir! the almonds in unit 24 - i'm seeing unusually high readings here...' why didn't anybody quote this yet
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ditty bout my clitty posted:Why doesn't this idiot shift his entire schedule forward five hours and attempt to live like a person and not a loving toddler with IBS? Avoiding the wife. This way he probably gets a solid 4 hours alone before anyone in his family wakes up. By the time she is up and getting the kids ready for school he's in his 3 hours of golf+snack+cryo time. He basically doesn't need to see any of the people he lives with until his 11 am family+work time, and most of that is probably spend on 'work'. He has basically arranged things so that even neither of them are working he won't need to see her more than 2 hours a day.
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Sep 15, 2018 05:35
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Halser posted:does all that and still misses injecting activated almonds into his balls, what a waste of time drat I feel healthier just reading this
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Sep 15, 2018 06:05
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Often Abbreviated posted:If the loving presidetn can find time for eighteen holes then some scrub tier b-list actor can too B-list?!?
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Sep 15, 2018 06:56
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Personally, I find that 2:45 AM is the perfect time to talk to God.
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Sep 15, 2018 07:36
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Marky Mark seems to be an actor who likes to remind the world that he is a very serious tough type who is also very much heterosexual and tough not gay but tough man.
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Sep 15, 2018 10:47
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RobattoJesus posted:Mark Wahlberg has been method acting a guy who beats up asians and was subsequently jailed for the past 25 years. Uhh this is the 80s we're talking about. Straight up murdering Asians was considered a minor issue
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Sep 15, 2018 10:50
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is he over getting called marky mark yet or is he still eternally bitchmade?
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Sep 15, 2018 10:53
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please do not beat me into a state of vietnamese blindness mr. Mark Wahlberg sir
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Sep 15, 2018 10:55
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he doesn't spend 90 mins in the shower and then magically teleport to the golf course op
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Sep 15, 2018 11:23
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:he doesn't spend 90 mins in the shower and then magically teleport to the golf course op Well of course not. He obviously has a chute that opens up under his shower that sends him straight off to the golf course.
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Sep 15, 2018 12:59
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lol but seriously I posted:please do not beat me into a state of vietnamese blindness mr. Mark Wahlberg sir *extremely boston accent* hey he was bloind befah
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Sep 15, 2018 13:28
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Jose posted:i'm the alkalised water with added acid This really is the dumbest poo poo
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Sep 15, 2018 13:31
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I hope that his wife calls him Marky Markiplier in a really cutesy way and this causes him to spend 90 minutes in the shower, crying and beating off. Stars really are just like us.
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Sep 15, 2018 15:09
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lol but seriously I posted:please do not beat me into a state of vietnamese blindness mr. Mark Wahlberg sir
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Sep 15, 2018 15:13
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that guy was blind BEFORE the attack, which makes it even more hosed up
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Sep 15, 2018 15:38
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Maybe he was trying to fix the guy's vision? Like when the TV doesn't work and then you hit it and then it works again.
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Cosmik Slop posted:Maybe he was trying to fix the guy's vision? Like when the TV doesn't work and then you hit it and then it works again. that was his defense in court. but throwing rocks at the black kids. . .
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Sep 15, 2018 15:46
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Everyone knows goddamn well what he was doing in the shower.
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Sep 16, 2018 04:00
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Prayer time, heh.
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Sep 16, 2018 04:07
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Casimir Radon posted:Prayer time, heh. Still shaking hands with the bishop.
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Sep 16, 2018 04:28
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Casimir Radon posted:Prayer time, heh. Can you believe such bullshit. He's one of those kind.
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Sep 16, 2018 04:43
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Jose posted:Im not a huge racist, but On to you marky
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Sep 16, 2018 04:51
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Malah posted:Everyone knows goddamn well what he was doing in the shower. "Feeling" the "Vibrations"?
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Sep 16, 2018 04:53
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btw that song is pretty funny if you actually look at the lyrics and compare them to Marky Mark himself at the timequote:Yo it's about that time This is only a handful of years after shouting "kill the friend of the family, kill the friend of the family" at african american people whom he was throwing bricks at quote:The vibrations good like Sunkist Good Vibrations came out in 1991, three years after beating the poo poo out of a vietnamese guy for the crime of being that ethnicity quote:Donnie D's on the back up Mark Wahlberg dealt heroin and opiates and at the time of recording this very song was addicted to at least cocaine if not some of the drugs he peddled CJacobs fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Sep 16, 2018 |
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Sep 16, 2018 04:59
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tote up a bags posted:8:00 snack Polar bear liver.
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Sep 16, 2018 05:55
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Is the Goku Chamber for hangover recovery?
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Sep 16, 2018 06:48
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Malah posted:Everyone knows goddamn well what he was doing in the shower. Crying.
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Sep 16, 2018 08:13
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If Mr Wahlberg needs a hand showering I volunteer to help.
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Sep 16, 2018 08:17
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Stocky Manhood posted:This really is the dumbest poo poo Thinking the pH of the water you drink matters at all if it doesn't physically hurt your mouth is the dumbest poo poo. Let me just dump this basic water into my stomach that is full of hydrochloric acid so that my blood which is pH buffered anyway can stay at the right acidity?
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Sep 16, 2018 09:16
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CJacobs posted:Mark Wahlberg dealt heroin and opiates and at the time of recording this very song was addicted to at least cocaine if not some of the drugs he peddled huh, so is this the white version of a rapper with songs about dealing that they never did?
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Sep 16, 2018 11:21
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Malah posted:Everyone knows goddamn well what he was doing in the shower. Scrubbing Vietnamese blood off?
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Sep 16, 2018 13:37
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Luvcow posted:i enjoyed it Whom among us hasn't temp murdered some random guy on the street because of his race, or at least skateboarded on city property. Personally, I'm glad to hear that he's grown past it and has learned to most suppress his murderous rage against asians.
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Sep 16, 2018 15:31
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Moon Atari posted:He is good when he is allowed to be Mark Wahlberg (an energetic but extremely dumb guy). When they try to make him a normal action protagonist he sucks. Other people can play Hero McBlandy and seem charismatic, he can't. I recently saw a Mark Wahlberg in a film where he was supposed to be an English literature professor and it was more ridiculous than Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist. His agent really should throw away all scripts where he is supposed to have an IQ over 90.
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Sep 16, 2018 17:52
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Pump it up! Do it! posted:I recently saw a Mark Wahlberg in a film where he was supposed to be an English literature professor and it was more ridiculous than Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist. His agent really should throw away all scripts where he is supposed to have an IQ over 90. I'd watch a movie about the Green River Killer starring Marky Mark.
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dudeness posted:I'd watch a movie about the Green River Killer starring Marky Mark. He's the white rapper, right?
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:That would require him to rework picking his kids up from school into his schedule (unless he picked them up at 8:00pm), and that's probably too much effort. He probably has enough money to pay someone to do just that for him E: Unless he doesn't want his kids to see what he stores in his cryo chamber.
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