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I want mother nature to snow in all of my open holes!! Come at me with the snow, binch
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Apr 25, 2024 08:39
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- kuskus
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I want Mother Nature to help me excrete a pheromone whenever I want so that all the black cats come straight to me!
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Sep 17, 2018 06:43
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- Peg Sliderskew
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I just want her to be proud of me 
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Sep 17, 2018 07:47
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- little munchkin
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id like a large tree to fall over and crush me
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Sep 17, 2018 17:35
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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I just want her to be proud of me
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Sep 17, 2018 18:00
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- kalel
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Burying my face in between two enormous mounds of crisp autumn leaves
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Sep 17, 2018 18:59
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- vanisher
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Mom, can I stay up late tonight?
(distant thunder rumbles)
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Sep 17, 2018 19:11
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- vanisher
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Why does it always rain right after I wash my car!
"When was the last time you called her just to check in?"
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Sep 17, 2018 19:12
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- kuskus
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I want mother nature to style my hair with gale force winds, billow up my hammer pants so I look like Michelin men / Stay-Puft / Donald Pilsbury even for a moment.
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Sep 18, 2018 04:50
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- Macnult
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not put grandfather time into a nursing home
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Sep 18, 2018 05:57
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Apr 25, 2024 08:39
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- tangie
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i would like it if it got a little warmer!
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