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Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

ArchNemesis posted:

so your similarity to donald glover begins and ends with consumption habits of mainstream entertainment media? oh boy what a winner

Maybe he to is a dong lover.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Gaunab posted:

What about gbs? :smuggo:

he said lesser :colbert:

Jon Pop LHDF
Sep 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich

berth ell pup posted:

-has never been in a relationship
-is ready to "settle down"

oh god you've got much to learn, you maladjusted weirdo.

I had a normal and healthy relationship with women until high school. I had girlfriends growing up and lost my virginity at ten. Mid high school is when the mental illness took over. It was like twin peaks and fell into the black lodge. I'm old fashioned. I am one of the guys that would have gotten married in high school.


Burt Sexual posted:

Did you stop? On an advice of your counselor?

On the second, if you don’t know what you feel about women, how do you feel they feel about you?

There is no net btw. I ain’t fishing.

Yes. She thinks I have worked through my problems.
If I was 6"0 feet and lighter skinned I would have had several of the women I wanted already and would have children by now. So I guess women wish I was taller and lighter skinned.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

gbs is what, the 4th or 5th most popular forum/subforum on SA? That seems lesser enough

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my advice is to buy really tall shoes and make your hair stand up really tall and get some white spray paint

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Dammit canpakes

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

Oh man, the new season of Jon Pop. What does "LHDF" stand for?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

let jon pop post.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've heard of jon popper, but jon pop her?!?!?!?

Jon Pop LHDF
Sep 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich

Shin00bie posted:

Oh man, the new season of Jon Pop. What does "LHDF" stand for?

Loving Husband, Devoted Father

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I think you are putting the cart before the horse a lil bit.

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich

Jon Pop LHDF posted:

NEVER. I am pretty biblical when it comes to sex. Even oral is too much sometimes.

So are you done with all the prostitutes or is that within the "pretty biblical" guidelines?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Mozi posted:

i've heard of jon popper, but jon pop her?!?!?!?

the question, even!?!?!

Jon Pop LHDF
Sep 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich

false flag post-op posted:

So are you done with all the prostitutes or is that within the "pretty biblical" guidelines?

That was trolling. I don't do that kind of thing.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I thought this was supposed to be a troll free forum

mods?

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Of course Jon Pop lives in Florida :negative:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
If you're done with therapists, have you considered seeing an anthropologist?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
gently caress yeah Jon pop my only friend

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Remember when Jon pop posted a picture of himself naked on the toilet in a women's bathroom? Lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Icochet posted:

If you're done with therapists, have you considered seeing an anthropologist?

Yeah, I'll say this alternative medicine stuff really works. I went to statistician for my herpes; BAM! cured.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Unlikely.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Lol our work email server randomly started getting bombarded with spam emails about natural herpes cures. It was bizarre.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ad by Khad posted:

gbs is what, the 4th or 5th most popular forum/subforum on SA? That seems lesser enough

number 1 in your hearts

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again
Jon pop, what're your thoughts on the current administration in the US?


also, favorite music. tia.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

jon pop for mod of a lesser subforum like YLLS or TGRS or possibly even fyad

yeah op, go make a post here in the black forum: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=275

Jon Pop LHDF
Sep 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich

Loky11 posted:

Jon pop, what're your thoughts on the current administration in the US?


also, favorite music. tia.

I am pretty apolitical. I don't get the Trump hysteria. He is not the most professional guy, but people need to lighten up.

My favorite music depends on my mood swings. Right now I have been listening to New trap music, classic dj screw tapes, John Carpenter soundtracks, and the two soundtracks from the third season of twin peaks. My favorite artists of all time who I always come back to : Prince, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Madonna, Kate Bush.

NigelsPoppet
Jul 22, 2015
Take a vacation to the DR or Brazil, you'll have a wife in a few weeks and she'll easily last 5+ years in the states if you keep her away from cities

Jon Pop LHDF
Sep 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich

NigelsPoppet posted:

Take a vacation to the DR or Brazil, you'll have a wife in a few weeks and she'll easily last 5+ years in the states if you keep her away from cities

I have thought about that, but I don't know. I don't want to be tied to some foreign racist Latins that look down on black features. I am very African looking. I get mistaken for an immigrant all the time.

NigelsPoppet
Jul 22, 2015
Well in that case, stick to Brazil. They're all over the racial spectrum so it's more about you being able to provide and being decent than a color, I have an Ghanaian friend who married a woman from Rio and they're still together after about 7 years

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Maybe don't put your hang-ups about race onto every person you meet or think about?

Maybe.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Hold the phone. Losing your virginity at ten years old is normal????

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
choose me, jon pop

Jon Pop LHDF
Sep 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich

Literally A Person posted:

Maybe don't put your hang-ups about race onto every person you meet or think about?

Maybe.

White People: Genocide against Indians Slavery, Jim Crow, Stand your ground.
Latinos: Racial caste system, genocide against Indians. Anti African phenotype ingrained culturally, socially, and politicly.
Short dark skin black guy that exists: Who has the hang up here?

Jon Pop LHDF
Sep 25, 2018

by R. Guyovich

my dog died im sad posted:

Hold the phone. Losing your virginity at ten years old is normal????

It was for me and my friends.


Hometown Slime Queen posted:

choose me, jon pop

Shoot me a message on Gmail.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Jon Pop LHDF posted:

White People: Genocide against Indians Slavery, Jim Crow, Stand your ground.
Latinos: Racial caste system, genocide against Indians. Anti African phenotype ingrained culturally, socially, and politicly.
Short dark skin black guy that exists: Who has the hang up here?

:thunk: hmmm racism is bad but you are also extremely bad, a complex situation

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Jon Pop LHDF posted:

Loving Husband, Devoted Father

lmao

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Jon Pop do you post on any other forums? What do they tell you when you post atuff like this?

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jon Pop LHDF posted:

White People: Genocide against Indians Slavery, Jim Crow, Stand your ground.
Latinos: Racial caste system, genocide against Indians. Anti African phenotype ingrained culturally, socially, and politicly.
Short dark skin black guy that exists: Who has the hang up here?

Um, you.

Because I don't interject race into every social interaction I enter or think about.

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