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- bird.
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Me: (sitting on the curb next to a cop holding an ice pack over my eye as my coconut wife gets led away in handcuffs) It's not her fault. She just...needs help.
i lol'd a little too much when i read this
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Sep 29, 2018 13:39
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- Macnult
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the waitress sets a fresh coconut on my table "you're too young for me." the coconut is silent. reflecting for a moment, i say "i'm telling you, i've seen ones like you in my past and i'm dangerous." a bus-boy bumps the table and the coconut rolls towards me. "you like dangerous boys?"
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Sep 30, 2018 05:17
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- kalel
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I try to forgive her for the abuse. She had ptsd from when her ex got split in half and turned into a coconut bikini
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Oct 1, 2018 17:40
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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the waitress sets a fresh coconut on my table "you're too young for me." the coconut is silent. reflecting for a moment, i say "i'm telling you, i've seen ones like you in my past and i'm dangerous." a bus-boy bumps the table and the coconut rolls towards me. "you like dangerous boys?"
I try to forgive her for the abuse. She had ptsd from when her ex got split in half and turned into a coconut bikini
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Oct 1, 2018 18:08
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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https://twitter.com/ned_donovan/status/1046767105687920640
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Oct 2, 2018 21:49
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Apr 26, 2024 01:27
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- FutonForensic
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The security guard gestures at my bulbous crotch. "hehe. you smuggling a coconut betwixt your loins, or are you just happy to see me?" i whip out my SPAS-12. "blow up my wife, and I'll blow you away"
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Oct 2, 2018 22:20
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