whats your handwashing technique?

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i dont like to waste water so heres what i do. start with just a little water on one hand and turn off the faucet. then get soap on the other hand and scrub until its all clean. then rinse off and shake off my hands (get the water off first so drying is easier). if theres paper towels i fold one up so i can dry off with 1 towel only dont like to waste paper. how do you wash your hands byob

# ? Sep 27, 2018 15:12

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:52

artoke

Usually I just chop off my current hands and grab another pair from the complimentary bucket of hands by the bathroom door. Sometimes I get mismatched ones, but you get used to it.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 15:17

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they say you should wash your hands for about as long as it takes to sing happy birthday. this ensures you spent enough time loosening all the dirt and that no one bothers you in public restrooms

# ? Sep 27, 2018 15:44

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

first i test all the faucets in the bathroom/house/building and determine which has the nicest handles, best temperature control and the optimum pressure control. for pressure control i recommend the t-450 available from oxnars but the g-452 or f-355 from koroogers will do in a pinch. i chart my numbers and then get a 10ml sample from each and run them through a spectroscope, run ph tests and prepare slides. this data is also compiled and added to the charts with footnotes and cross references to my past studies. i then gather my colleagues to discuss the data (my dog, the little bunnies from my back yard if they're not frightened, an old stuffed animal that sits on a shelf, etc.) and together we come to a conclusions to which, if any, of the faucets are adequate for the task at hand. if there is a clear favorite then we get down to analyzing the rate of flow and the angels the corresponding sink and discuss which technique will be utilized to best compliment the stream of water.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 16:13

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Luvcow posted:

first i test all the faucets in the bathroom/house/building and determine which has the nicest handles, best temperature control and the optimum pressure control. for pressure control i recommend the t-450 available from oxnars but the g-452 or f-355 from koroogers will do in a pinch. i chart my numbers and then get a 10ml sample from each and run them through a spectroscope, run ph tests and prepare slides. this data is also compiled and added to the charts with footnotes and cross references to my past studies. i then gather my colleagues to discuss the data (my dog, the little bunnies from my back yard if they're not frightened, an old stuffed animal that sits on a shelf, etc.) and together we come to a conclusions to which, if any, of the faucets are adequate for the task at hand. if there is a clear favorite then we get down to analyzing the rate of flow and the angels the corresponding sink and discuss which technique will be utilized to best compliment the stream of water.

/r handwashing

# ? Sep 27, 2018 16:32

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its been proven time and time again that water pressure and air cavity density are better indicators than angle and flow rate. pretty ballsy of you to post in the handwashing thread when you still believe in these dated metrics, bucko

# ? Sep 27, 2018 16:43

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Hugh Malone posted:

they say you should wash your hands for about as long as it takes to sing happy birthday. this ensures you spent enough time loosening all the dirt and that no one bothers you in public restrooms

Same, but for peeing.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 16:53

Manifisto

I wash my left hand. in the process, my right hand gets all soapy and icky so next I wash my right hand. in the process, my left hand gets all soapy and icky again so it's necessary to wash the left hand. in the process, my right hand, recently sparkling clean, gets soapy and icky so it comes next. and so on. I have a mnemonic, "love red leather rompers" that helps me remember the sequence, l-r-l-r etc. without this mnemonic I might lose track and have to start all over again.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 27, 2018 17:42

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

I don't understand why people are so insistent about washing their hands after using the toilet, when we hold/wipe with our feet?

# ? Sep 28, 2018 02:47

City of Glompton

artoke posted:

Usually I just chop off my current hands and grab another pair from the complimentary bucket of hands by the bathroom door. Sometimes I get mismatched ones, but you get used to it.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 28, 2018 04:53

Twenty Four

*Standing by my front door to greet the big line of people that showed up for my dinner party all at once*

After welcoming and shaking each persons hand, I tell the next in line "hang on" while I sprint to the bathroom, wash my hands, come back to greet the next person, repeat.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:54

Twenty Four

Monday Wednesday Friday is right hand.

Tuesday Thursday is left hand.

Switch every other week.

Obviously I take weekends off, that's "me time".

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:28

alnilam

I just phase to another plane of existence and back again. Leaves all the dirt and stuff behind to fall to the floor. Of course it leaves my clothes behind too so i have to be careful where i do it

# ? Sep 28, 2018 12:15

FutonForensic

don't use soap. it strips the natural oils of your hand that help give it a lustrous sheen. I haven't soaped since high school, and people often flirt with me (from a distance) by calling me "canola mittens"

# ? Sep 28, 2018 13:15

Manifisto

I've cut convenient holes in the front of my dishwasher, so whenever the need arises for a good handwash I can do a full cycle on "pots and pans" to really scrub the dirt away. of course whenever I need to actually do dishes I have to put my hands in to keep the water from going everywhere, but it's a small price to pay.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:42

poverty goat

I just wipe my rear end with the left and eat with the right, like they do in India. No running water required

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:02

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poverty goat posted:

I just wipe my rear end with the left and eat with the right, like they do in India. No running water required

Remind me not to try all the tasty breads and foods that you post in the cooking thrad.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Sep 29, 2018 23:45

Mummy Napkin

just dip my hands in the terlet water after i'm done and wipe my hands on my dungarees.

# ? Sep 30, 2018 18:31

Piso Mojado

when i wash up, it only takes two hits. Me hitting the water button, and my neighbors hitting me for being in their house.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 03:48

FutonForensic

Piso Mojado posted:

when i wash up, it only takes two hits. Me hitting the water button, and my neighbors hitting me for being in their house.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 04:51

LawfulWaffle: Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Piss is sterile and warm/cleansing so I just piss on my hands.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 14:21

alnilam

LawfulWaffle posted:

Piss is sterile and warm/cleansing so I just piss on my hands.

finally someone's saying what we're all thinking

# ? Oct 3, 2018 15:20

Sepharo: EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!

I wave my hand under the faucet motion sensor... it doesn't work so I move to another sink.
Then the water is running for half a second so I get a little splash.
Then I wave my hand under the soap dispenser and it doesn't work (but I still try like 5 times).
So I reach over to the sink with the faucet sensor that doesn't work and get some soap from that one.
Then I rub my hands together and finally rinse using about 4 half second bursts of water.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 02:33

Sepharo: EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!

The water is cold unless you wanna do like 15 bursts then it might start to warm up.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 02:34

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# ? Oct 6, 2018 04:39

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# ? Oct 6, 2018 14:39

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:52

alnilam

Sepharo posted:

I wave my hand under the faucet motion sensor... it doesn't work so I move to another sink.
Then the water is running for half a second so I get a little splash.
Then I wave my hand under the soap dispenser and it doesn't work (but I still try like 5 times).
So I reach over to the sink with the faucet sensor that doesn't work and get some soap from that one.
Then I rub my hands together and finally rinse using about 4 half second bursts of water.

too real

alnilam fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Oct 6, 2018

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 6, 2018 16:08

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