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1.5 years ago there was a great rhyme beatdown so brutal that history still hasn't recorded it... And history forgotten is bound to repeat itself... !! I've got a beef with you all, Cute and funny will be your downfall, Because I am back to get y'all. I remember Splatmaster, We rapped, scrapped, But I was better, faster, Splat got his rear end capped. Who's next? |
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a diss rap!! I'd love to give it a try Uxzuigal get back, take a step or two 'Cuz I'm about to lay out how I'll put the hurt on you First I punch you in the middle of your giant schlong Tough to find the middle cuz it's nine feet long Yeah, comically large dick, all swollen and thick Naturally endowed, no penis pump trick Dial my psychiatrist, cuz this dick's insane Not just prehensile, it's got its own brain Sentient genitals with psychic powers Could destroy civilization in a matter of hours It's also fractal; Mondelbrot for their pleasure Infinite penis, a mathematical treasure If I said the balls were small, I'd be telling lies Would gladly take these nuts as my coconut wives Gather round children, let's count the veins: One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
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Oct 5, 2018 20:33
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FutonForensic posted:a diss rap!! I'd love to give it a try FutoncForensic, stepping into the ring I never thought this was gonna be a thing, Looking at dicks, being investigative, Look bro, this is gonna be the narrative! I don't care if you punch my dick, I know that your mind is loving sick, I also know that you got a tiny prick, And I know what makes you tick. Oh yeah, I know it's true, Your balls are all blue, You like peeping and creeping Your wifes juices seeping, As the biggest fattest dick Does the jedi mind trick! Hey, don't frown, Just step down It's not every day you get to be the class clown!
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Oct 7, 2018 15:39
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<3 
<3 Vanisher