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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Tits
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rear end

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A fool and his money are soon parted

Vs

Donald Trump, President of the United States

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.

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im gay

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

Fat chance
Slim chance

Refer to the same idea although Fat and slim contradict

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Don't poo poo where you eat.

Vs.

A dining room is the finest toilet of all.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

The Dennis System posted:

I'll be back
BUT
Only in a rerun

I'll be back
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You must lower me into the steel

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

write what you know

vs

your posting

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Put your foot in your mouth while trying to actually get your point across

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Get your point across but it's so brutal a fashion it invalidates the point you're trying to make

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
YOLO can mean Live in the moment, drat all consequences.

VS.

YOLO can be mean This is your one and only chance, don't gently caress it up

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

don't put your dick in an electrical socket

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YOLO

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Gotta poo poo
BUT
Gotta Pee

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Sometimes when I fart in the tub I can feel the gas passing my balls
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I have to shower off now because some poo came out

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