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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

how many of these sacks dont count cause mariota cant throw the ball away

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
Come on broncos, make this interesting

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Kawalimus's posts are an unending galaxy brain meme, except every single panel gets mind bogglingly worse.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Probably Magic posted:

Joke's on you, I was a Lakers fan back then and that loving owwwwwwwwned.

our paths entwine yet again cause now im a lakers fan cause of My Liege

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

AndrewP posted:

Oh my god just pull Mariota, he doesn’t deserve this

If he dies, he dies.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
YES WE GOT THE SHUTOUT!!!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
lol "safety" graphic

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The first pure shutout that I know of that we had.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

Kids used to do that crap to me. One time these kids in 3rd grade asked me to name three players on the mighty ducks. So I said aberman, fulton, and goldberg. And then they were like "THE NHL TEAM YOU IDIOT NOT THE MOVIE!!! HAHAHAHHA" and I was "Goldberg" for the rest of the year. I hated that! How was I supposed to know! Who even cared about those 90s ducks teams.

this is a way better answer than knowing a single person on an nhl team

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

Strobe posted:

Kawalimus's posts are an unending galaxy brain meme, except every single panel gets mind bogglingly worse.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kawalimus posted:

Kids used to do that crap to me. One time these kids in 3rd grade asked me to name three players on the mighty ducks. So I said aberman, fulton, and goldberg. And then they were like "THE NHL TEAM YOU IDIOT NOT THE MOVIE!!! HAHAHAHHA" and I was "Goldberg" for the rest of the year. I hated that! How was I supposed to know! Who even cared about those 90s ducks teams.

Was Selanne on those teams or not, because Selanne owned.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
gently caress it, go broncos

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
lol all the people who tried to argue the Rams are on KC's level this week.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Ghost Dog posted:

our paths entwine yet again cause now im a lakers fan cause of My Liege

Understandable, but I've left those shores a long time ago and am a Hornets fan because shrug why not. They're gonna suck this year. Every team I follow that isn't about to be sanctioned by the NCAA sucks.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I can’t wait to read Mariota’s Quick Reads entry tomorrow

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



BGrifter posted:

lol all the people who tried to argue the Rams are on KC's level this week.

Eh, KC hasn't had their disappointing loss to the Pats yet.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

The Jags have the best mascot and logo in all of sports.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

The first pure shutout that I know of that we had.

in the history of the nfl its only happened 24 times

http://pfref.com/tiny/whVww


but its happened more recently for whatever reason

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Qwijib0 posted:

gently caress it, go broncos

go america

go broncos

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Miss u Wade

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



BGrifter posted:

The Jags have the best mascot and logo in all of sports.

Gritty and it’s not even close.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Ghost Dog posted:

in the history of the nfl its only happened 24 times

http://pfref.com/tiny/whVww


but its happened more recently for whatever reason

Colts in the 4 timer club. Sorry your team has a long way to go to catch up in the history books.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

3 DONG HORSE posted:

This is one of those games where I'll have hope until it all falls apart at the last second

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Dangerllama posted:

Gritty and it’s not even close.

Serial killer spotted.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Ghost Dog posted:

in the history of the nfl its only happened 24 times

http://pfref.com/tiny/whVww


but its happened more recently for whatever reason
What is this additional requirement of no takeaways?

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Eltoasto posted:

Eh, KC hasn't had their disappointing loss to the Pats yet.

Excuse you sir, it's not the postseason yet.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

BGrifter posted:

dsa member spotted.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Josh Lyman posted:

What is this additional requirement of no takeaways?

thats not additional? thats the parameters kawalimus had. zero points while never taking the ball away. he also said to do it without missed field goals which would make it 16 teams

http://pfref.com/tiny/F8YeZ


hes essentially asking how many times a team dominated another team so badly that they just got thrown backwards so often without the ~crutch~ of needing to take the ball away/get lucky whatever. its an interesting question tbh

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



BGrifter posted:

Serial killer spotted.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Kawalimus posted:

YES WE GOT THE SHUTOUT!!!

They can still gently caress this up, don't let your guard and/or anxiety down yet

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

That just can't be real

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Fenrir posted:

That just can't be real

Not even a top ten bad sports tattoo.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Fenrir posted:

That just can't be real

I'm betting on real:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Boz765lAmD0/?taken-by=katecollinsart

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Holy poo poo, that sure doesn't look like a joke post

That sure didn't take long, Gritty's been around for what, a few months now maybe? :allears:

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