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Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
what is the best epic rap battle and why is it the doomguy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzaOHxTgFFM

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


all the epic rap battle suck, and it's a good rule of thumb if anything has the word "epic" in it and it is not truly something that is grand in scale that it sucks too.

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
posting from the gas chamber

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
i work in a tiny trailer with one coworker and when its his turn to play music on the blue tooth speaker its epic rap battles and im going to kill him

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Came in expecting mf doom, but only farted.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

how about Epic Ralp Battles of History and it's just a five second video of someone posting "ralp gay" and getting banned for it by ralp

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Pls end the rap wars so we can all live in peace.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

im a guy from video game
you can suck my wang
while i drink tang

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Oh is yr other account on probation.....

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

Pls end the rap wars so we can all live in peace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp0BScQSSvg

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
This is better, sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn9oXl9tyG0

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

gently caress off gurf

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZz0Otnz7tM

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



This is pretty epic if you actually want rap battles, Canibus gets so destroyed it looks like he’s actually imploding. His whole crew is about to cry by the end. Long but worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9KjsBIsr2g

Watching it again after a long time, holy poo poo his downfall is so hard he’s begging the crowd to listen to him read from his notes, it’s insane

Skip to around 24:30 for the start of the meltdown if you’re lazy

E2: 35:00 for super meltdown. Idc what this thread is really about just watch this shizxdf

“I feel like I’m putting my own dog to sleep”

Snowy fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Oct 18, 2018

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Also don’t forget rap battle master mc jelly donut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orvoSJJQowc

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

an epic rap about an epic bball battle (basketball battle)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=571BuZeeQjE

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Snowy posted:

This is pretty epic if you actually want rap battles, Canibus gets so destroyed it looks like he’s actually imploding. His whole crew is about to cry by the end. Long but worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9KjsBIsr2g

Watching it again after a long time, holy poo poo his downfall is so hard he’s begging the crowd to listen to him read from his notes, it’s insane

This was pretty sweet

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9BtmST-IJY

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Op Magius1337est,
Thinks he's the best
My dope rear end rhymes
Will put him to the test

Lil magius bitch thinks he can post like me
Catch a sixer ya gently caress, probed is all you'll ever be

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

I liked the one where Deltron Zero destroyed his opponent with an X-ray cannon.

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWoC9JXJgs

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 32 days!
Unless a rap begins with "My name is <rapper's name> and I'm here to say" then it cannot be considered truly epic :colbert:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Snowy posted:

This is pretty epic if you actually want rap battles, Canibus gets so destroyed it looks like he’s actually imploding. His whole crew is about to cry by the end. Long but worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9KjsBIsr2g

Watching it again after a long time, holy poo poo his downfall is so hard he’s begging the crowd to listen to him read from his notes, it’s insane

Skip to around 24:30 for the start of the meltdown if you’re lazy

E2: 35:00 for super meltdown. Idc what this thread is really about just watch this shizxdf

“I feel like I’m putting my own dog to sleep”

Jesus christ lol by like 40 minutes the entire crowd looks like they're all just thinking, stop stop he's already dead.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Chuggo was actually pretty good at rap battles

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Cantaloupe posted:

Chuggo was actually pretty good at rap battles

i put mayo on everything

thats how i eat

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
rappist 1: hey you over there, you have some bad hair, maybe you should try some nair, and put on some TGI Friday's flair

rappist 2: well that is pretty mean, pretty clear you are just green, green with envy that is over my great hair, on which i will never use nair

*both rappists hug*

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I think kids these days should be rapping about friendship, abstinence, hard work and the lord.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pawn 17 posted:

I think kids these days should be rapping about friendship, abstinence, hard work and the lord.

My name's JC and I get respect
Your soul and your Sundays are what I expect

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWW8aVslF0g

Telebite fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Oct 18, 2018

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
imn not clicking any of this loving horse poo poo you fuckersssssssss

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mozi posted:

*both rappists hug*

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
What you hear is not a test...I'm rapping to the beat!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





HugeGrossBurrito posted:

My name's JC and I get respect
Your soul and your Sundays are what I expect

Now this is what I call a rap! :c00l:

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

not a battle as such but a blast from the past all the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-Ys_iFwnM

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxO4azug8IE

More of an execution than a battle tbqf

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