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ok now what
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Nov 6, 2018 04:18
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put it on vibrate idk
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Nov 6, 2018 04:28
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Silver Alicorn posted:shove it up your rear end Silver Alicorn posted:put it on vibrate idk text me
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Nov 6, 2018 05:16
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Doc Block posted:put your iWatch on a chain and keep it in your vest pocket now wait a second now, do y'all get paid for doing this? putting in the pocket and all that stuff? really? hey what's this, a computer? i get to keep a computer if i be puttin stuff in people's pockets?
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Nov 6, 2018 15:39
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front center pocket for max dilz cancer
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Nov 6, 2018 15:52
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Nov 7, 2018 02:13
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Nov 8, 2018 00:11
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The pocket halfway down the right thigh on my carpenter jeans. Been doing it for ~10 years. Its like carpenters were made for cell phones.
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Nov 8, 2018 00:20
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text me
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Nov 8, 2018 00:27
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i dont get people who use butt pockets youre gonna get robbed and have bad posture
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Nov 8, 2018 00:29
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Share Bear posted:i dont get people who use butt pockets girl clothes has no loving pockets, or the front pockets are half shallow, so you make do
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Nov 8, 2018 04:15
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OldAlias posted:girl clothes has no loving pockets, or the front pockets are half shallow, so you make do yeah, theyre the only viable pocket and even then theyre too short for any modern phone. I'm a bit surprised there's been no progressive change, i feel like mens pockets have adjusted over the last few years to fit taller phones Share Bear posted:i dont get people who use butt pockets my dad has, for my whole life, been at full costanza with his wallet and i can't fathom how he can stand it. his wallet looks more like a small clutch at this point and he cant sit with it in his back pocket anymore
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Nov 8, 2018 06:27
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Agile Vector posted:yeah, theyre the only viable pocket and even then theyre too short for any modern phone. I'm a bit surprised there's been no progressive change, i feel like mens pockets have adjusted over the last few years to fit taller phones my wallet is nice and lightweight and i still dont sit with it in my back pocket after my back surgery (not that i did before but on the occasion that i forget and dont take it out of my pocket, i notice it more). i do keep my phone in my left rear end pocket though unless i'm wearing carpenter pants/shorts with the leg pocket that is perfectly designed for a modern smartphone. once again i take it out while sitting cause what dumb gently caress would willingly sit on a multi hundred dollar piece of fragile electronics?
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Nov 8, 2018 07:25
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Silver Alicorn posted:shove it up your rear end
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Nov 8, 2018 08:26
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Silver Alicorn posted:shove it up your rear end https://boingboing.net/2017/02/27/ring-ring-buttphone.html
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Nov 8, 2018 22:37
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my phone is superglued to my hand, like that one scene in Se7en
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Nov 9, 2018 02:50
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TimWinter posted:I would absolutely wear a phone lanyard if it didn't look so amazingly dumb which pocket does stone cold steve irwin put computer ??
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Nov 15, 2018 15:14
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computjer lol!
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Nov 16, 2018 02:50
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I only have a Nokia 3210, which fits nicely up my rear end. It's a computer because it can call the police when people get to close to my lawn and it has snake.
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Nov 16, 2018 11:33
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if you call animal control instead then they can remove snake and people can enjoy your lawn
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Nov 21, 2018 06:30
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Alternatively upgrade your Nokia snake to python with the cutting edge N95.
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Nov 22, 2018 00:35
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mystes posted:Alternatively upgrade your Nokia snake to python with the cutting edge N95. python 2 or 3, op
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Nov 22, 2018 02:32
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im thinking about putting computer in butt pocket? ? good idea?? 🤔💡
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Dec 5, 2018 17:00
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none of your ideas are good
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Dec 5, 2018 17:01
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obstipator posted:im thinking about putting computer in butt? ? yes
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Dec 5, 2018 18:05
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at home, in the garbage
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Dec 6, 2018 13:43
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i said what what in the secfuck
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Dec 6, 2018 16:06
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a botnet full of buttplugs? a buttnet?
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that one looks pretty secure to me,. wouldnt want to go much thinner on teh neck really
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