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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Can a lich pimp win a state legislative position

http://time.com/5447734/dead-nevada-brothel-owner-won-election/


Please no politics

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I live in nevada and there was no way in hell Hof was going to lose because Nevadans are dumb

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
It's Ron Jeremy I feel sorry for.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
HIS EDUCATION IS STREETS

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Beige posted:

It's Ron Jeremy I feel sorry for.

Why is that guy not in politics?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

How many times do you think Ron Jeremy has been the first person to find a dead body. I feel like this definitely was not the first time it happened.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

1redflag posted:

How many times do you think Ron Jeremy has been the first person to find a dead body. I feel like this definitely was not the first time it happened.

Not less than five, guaranteed. Dude’s seen some poo poo.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
fill the streets


grill the meats

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

nevada sent a dead pimp to congress

lol

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

1redflag posted:

How many times do you think Ron Jeremy has been the first person to find a dead body. I feel like this definitely was not the first time it happened.

it happens every time he sleeps with a hooker

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ron Jeremy finds stiff

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

nevada sent a dead pimp to congress

lol

Please don't get too political, thank you

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky

Milo and POTUS posted:

Ron Jeremy finds stiff

It was his first time seeing a stiffy

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwFpaZql16w

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
"Russell Lee Hogshooter"

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I support our pornocratic dead overlords.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
I enjoyed the tv show set in his whorehouse. And have also followed Rons career with interest.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
"During the long motorcycle ride to the set, located near Lake Arrowhead, in the California mountains, the weather deteriorated to blizzard conditions, which chilled him to the point of near hypothermia. Upon arriving at the set, Jeremy was immediately whisked away to thaw out in a hot shower. When he finished, his skin had taken on a pinkish hue from the temperature extremes, and all the many hairs on his body were standing on end. Margold's comment upon seeing Jeremy at that moment was 'You are a hedgehog, my friend. A walking, talking hedgehog.'"

Ron Jeremy as Semen the Hornhog when?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Hell, let him finish his term. An incumbent dressed up skeleton could probably win in Nevada.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I think it’s funny that someone lost to a dead guy with the voters knowing that their vote was gonna lead to another vote to replace the dead guy. In 50 years, “hey gramps I heard you were in politics”. “Yeah, but I got out after a corpse beat me”

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Chinatown posted:

fill the streets


grill the meats

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Milo and POTUS posted:

Ron Jeremy finds stiff

lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Milo and POTUS posted:

Ron Jeremy finds stiff

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Lol they get to appoint another Republican? What are the loving rules here because LMAO.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Colonel Cancer posted:

Why is that guy not in politics?

If you had nearly nine inches up front and played porn Mario, you'd have nothing to prove either.

Ron Jeremy wrote an autobiography a decade and change back. I was working nights at an interstate adult store, so I read it over a few shifts. Think it was called American Hedgehog, but it was a genuinely entertaining book and I wound up buying a copy. Probably could use an addendum by now.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Nov 8, 2018

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