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Twenty Four


A domesticated dog that lives its life without anyone ever petting it.

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Farecoal

There he go

Twenty Four posted:

A domesticated dog that lives its life without anyone ever petting it.

:mrwhite:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Twenty Four posted:

A domesticated dog that lives its life without anyone ever petting it.

This is too messed up for BYOB and I would like a refund.

How could anyone not pet a dog, THEY'RE GOOD BOYS


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
A house cat with an owner instead of a servant.

kalel

Twenty Four posted:

A domesticated dog that lives its life without anyone ever petting it.

what the gently caress even is this.

like I just keep rereading it and I can't divine any meaning from this random string of words

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


A yob, throwing away An Marihuana instead of smoking it


Ocean Book

:yum: - hi

Twenty Four posted:

A domesticated dog that lives its life without anyone ever petting it.

what the gently caress

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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If people die on Halloween or April Fools, does it take a ridiculously longer time for other people to be convinced that they’re dead? Like someone has to have done some Weekend at Bernie’s gags for like at least a few seconds before realizing what’s actually going on.

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CynicalThundercunt
a talking, discolored mouse that can electrocute its victims at will, weaponized by preteens

DannoMack

i love it when you call me big poppa
taking a drink of water out of a black mug except its actually cold black coffee from yesterday

FactsAreUseless

being rude on purpose

Dorothy Lynch

hamjobs posted:

This is too messed up for BYOB and I would like a refund.

How could anyone not pet a dog, THEY'RE GOOD BOYS

but what if that dog is actually a GIRL?!?!?! then they wouldnt be a good boy would they?!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Dorothy Lynch posted:

but what if that dog is actually a GIRL?!?!?! then they wouldnt be a good boy would they?!

Oh gently caress


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


What if you were petting a baby opossum and then discovered it's actually an Australian possum


Manifisto


hamjobs posted:

What if you were petting a baby opossum and then discovered it's actually an Australian possum

you'd have to put some more shrimp on the barbie then, eh?


ty nesamdoom!

Twenty Four


HEY, Hey, hey, friends, just saying, its the worst thing you can imagine, not the worst thing you have done!

King of Bees

FactsAreUseless posted:

being rude on purpose

Can you even say this in byob??!! Wow. Just wow.

Paperboy

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Typing without keeping your fingers on the home keys.

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Making the best post ever but not pressing "post"

alnilam

Munchables posted:

Making the best post ever but not pressing "post"

:negative: this thread is getting out of hand

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Spreading crunchy peanut butter on un-toasted bread.

FactsAreUseless

Munchables posted:

Spreading crunchy peanut butter on un-toasted bread.
This is just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

you'd have to put some more shrimp on the barbie then, eh?


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Munchables posted:

Spreading crunchy peanut butter on un-toasted bread.

You monster, that's a war crime


Stooge


hamjobs posted:

You monster, that's a war crime

I have crunchy peanut butter on an untoasted bagel every morning.

I'm a deviant and I love it.



Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Stooge posted:

I have crunchy peanut butter on an untoasted bagel every morning.

I'm a deviant and I love it.

The bagel is mightier than the bread.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
american thanksgiving dinner spent with loved ones, but nobody brought a green bean casserole

DannoMack

i love it when you call me big poppa

opioid agonist posted:

american thanksgiving dinner spent with loved ones, but nobody brought a green bean casserole

are you okay?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


opioid agonist posted:

american thanksgiving dinner spent with loved ones, but nobody brought a green bean casserole

Do we need to call 911


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

hamjobs posted:

Do we need to call 911

my plan is to focus on the mashed potatoes and just power through dinner, then maybe buy some green beans at Popeye's afterwards

they better be open

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


opioid agonist posted:

my plan is to focus on the mashed potatoes and just power through dinner, then maybe buy some green beans at Popeye's afterwards

they better be open

thoughts and prayers, buddy, you can come to my house and eat the green beans I made for myself because I'm ignoring the holiday


DrowningInDreams

Dilettante lizard
What if there was an afterlife but it wasn't very good

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selling your soul to the devil, but instead of becomign a genius like in Faust you just immediately learn that most of your extended family is insanely racist and doesn’t believe in climate change

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