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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

every goddamn day its

SKRWEEE SKRWEEALL SKRWEE SKREE

oh drat thats a fine elk call if i ever did hear one thank god for these youtube videos that make me an informed elk call consumer

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Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


maybe you're not cut out for working in Elk Support

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You should start playing elk calls back, from the nearby room, or the men's bathroom. I feel a love connection!

Don't forget the horns.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I don't see the issue here

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
does your coworker walk on four legs and have antlers?

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
that's a weird flex OP but, ok

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

lmao OP works at home

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

curlys gold posted:

every goddamn day its

SKRWEEE SKRWEEALL SKRWEE SKREE

oh drat thats a fine elk call if i ever did hear one thank god for these youtube videos that make me an informed elk call consumer
that's a possum

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hope someone gets my red green joke

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Some men make work their identity but he's just in it for the doe

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Maybe he’s a hunter, OP :shrug:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Flavahbeast posted:

maybe you're not cut out for working in Elk Support

sir im going to need you to step back from your herd i'm having a hard time hearing you clearly

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

I. M. Gei posted:

Maybe he’s a hunter, OP :shrug:

he aint gonna catch poo poo in here theres a security gate

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
He sounds cool. It's good to have a couple of interesting quirks.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
thanks op now i have elks in my living room

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Bellow back at him and paw at the ground with your shoes to establish dominance

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Dolphin posted:

i hope someone gets my red green joke
I am also from Idaho so yes

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Also respond with more intimidating moose calls so he knows you have a larger penis.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OP is this the video, and probably the timestamp in question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQt6E6wTXU&t=90s

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

EorayMel posted:

OP is this the video, and probably the timestamp in question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQt6E6wTXU&t=90s

you can count on wilderness don for the steamiest rut videos

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
you sound really sensitive OP

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I think your co-worker is my uncle.

naem
May 29, 2011

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
elk meat owns

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




It's a sex thing. It's 2018, everyone's had the internet for at least 10 years, it's always a sex thing now.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001


cursed

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I listen to cougar mating calls all day errday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxo8X5uIWRE

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
They're called bugles you loving philistine.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

EorayMel posted:

OP is this the video, and probably the timestamp in question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQt6E6wTXU&t=90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN50f2IhvpI

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
with or w/o headphones?

with: you should not be standing that close to him

w/o: he's definitely a skinwalker

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
Is he trying to GET IN TOUCH with NATURE?

You can have that one for free

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Invite him to your remote sex cabin on the pretense of elk hunting.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Ask your coworker if he goes to a secret lodge every week full of white males and strips naked then dons a leather apron with the rear end and crotch cut out and lets all the guys have their way with him.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bareback Werewolf posted:

I listen to cougar mating calls all day errday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxo8X5uIWRE

Op you should just sneak up behind him and play this whenever you hear the elks and dart away and hide behind an office plant peering out at him ready to strike when he turns around

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Smoke him out with whale song

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

BigBadSteve posted:

Ask your coworker if he goes to a secret lodge every week full of white males and strips naked then dons a leather apron with the rear end and crotch cut out and lets all the guys have their way with him.

not worth it, my membership has lapsed

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018


lol

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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Corporate Elks, Nina speaking. Just a moment. SKRWEEE SKRWEEALL SKRWEE SKREE

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