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im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “friend of the family balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of fyad humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. so tell me about the opening at gbs. is it an rear end in a top hat and if so what color?
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I graduated with honors from the University of Referential Humor. I majored in loss.jpg and wrote my entire thesis about niggerstomper58 in the "EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM..." style. I admit that after graduating I experimented with original jokes for a while, but that just wasn't me.
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Nov 18, 2018 14:31
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I am: gay.
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Nov 18, 2018 21:09
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Excellent. Now what kind of hobbies do you have?
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Nov 18, 2018 21:59
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Gaunab posted:Excellent. Now what kind of hobbies do you have? i masturbate until i sleep
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Nov 18, 2018 22:01
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I don't like to be referred to as a poster, if it's all the same to you. I'm a user. 
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Nov 19, 2018 06:22
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Vato posted:I don't like to be referred to as a poster, if it's all the same to you. Customer
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Nov 19, 2018 06:30
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Burt Sexual posted:Customer I'm pretty sure I'm not a customer, because I don't receive 'customer service.' I am a...ah -- consumer. Better? (I'm just kidding. I've actually never had a problem. And, BS, you say, "UNTIL NOW!)
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Nov 19, 2018 06:36
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Vato posted:I'm pretty sure I'm not a customer, because I don't receive 'customer service.' I am a...ah -- consumer. Better? Next...
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Nov 19, 2018 06:52
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AAAAAHK? AAAAAAAHK! AAHK! AAHK! AAAAAAAAHK? AAAAAHK! AAAAHK! AAAAAAAAAAHK! AAAAAHK? AAAAAHK? AAAAHK? AAAAAHK! AAHK! AAAAAAAHK!
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Nov 19, 2018 06:53
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I get angry about video games sometimes but not often because I'm too lazy to have proper feelings. I also have strong opinions on how sandwiches should be sliced and tipping. I am perfectly happy to bring up either of those topics if it distracts people from something stupid I posted. I hate women.
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Nov 19, 2018 08:00
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Imagine a plane on a treadmill,
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Nov 19, 2018 08:07
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*throws $10 on the desk, flips you off and leaves*
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Nov 19, 2018 08:11
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im sorry mr gurf, your services at awful co are no longer needed. i hope to fill your position soon with qualified applicants such as mr. durf mr. gurf 2 mr. definitely not gurf some fellow named dare please, see linda about your cobra paperwork on the way out
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Nov 19, 2018 08:36
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*sees job posting and knows I’d be perfect for the job* *nervously walks into your office* *tips fedora and bows while kissing your hand* Good morning m’admin! I’m not like those jerks and chads on rivals.com, I’m a nice poster and will worship your poo poo posts. So do I get the job? I haven’t received a reply yet. You know what gently caress you! I didn’t want to post here anyway. I should have known this forum is a bunch of whores who don’t deserve a nice poster like me!!!!
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Nov 19, 2018 16:44
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*every other word is "um"*
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Nov 19, 2018 16:59
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best bale posted:*sees job posting and knows I’d be perfect for the job* 
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Nov 19, 2018 17:01
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Hmm yes, my strength is: I never get lost. Like never. So that's pretty cool. I guess I'd have to say my weakness is: my terrible, terrible incontinence.
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Nov 19, 2018 18:47
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Icochet posted:... I admit that after graduating I experimented with original jokes for a while, but that just wasn't me. Considering the standard of the current round of applicants, you need have no concerns about this. Dongattack posted:i masturbate until i sleep Post / av (anime girl) combo. SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:im sorry mr gurf, your services at awful co are no longer needed. i hope to fill your position soon with qualified applicants such as idgi... Does Gurf's dick have to fill out its own application? Or Dare's? (I would have thought it was redundant in both cases.)
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Nov 19, 2018 19:11
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Well, sometimes I just write about stupid poo poo. Well most of the time. Okay, all of the time. It's usually about some cartoon character or like a movie or something. I guess, like, imagine a crazy person but, you know, cooler and more popular.
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Nov 19, 2018 19:23
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I've never even touched an rear end but I have no qualms about giving the impression that I know all about eating it. It can be my thing.
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Nov 19, 2018 20:05
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BattleCattle posted:I choked on my first kiss. *furiously flips through notes for several minutes* "Your mom sounds nice."
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Nov 20, 2018 18:28
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Nov 20, 2018 18:32
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i am always putting my screwdriver inside things
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Nov 20, 2018 18:41
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*vomits a hail of rancid, half-digested confetti all over your desk*
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Nov 21, 2018 05:56
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I'm a 260 lbs perennially homeless schizoaffective MtF transsexual dragon otherkin with right wing leanings. I used to play competitive dance games. I have a blog, and over 200 followers on twitter.
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Nov 21, 2018 07:14
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:im sorry mr gurf, your services at awful co are no longer needed. i hope to fill your position soon with qualified applicants such as one of my favorite hobbies a couple years ago was teaching gurf and dare different forum features to make their posts cooler
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Nov 21, 2018 07:19
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I've actually gone a whole week without shooting anyone.
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Nov 21, 2018 07:25
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DrowningInDreams posted:I have over 200 followers on twitter. Now wait right there mister
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Wait, sorry, this interview is about being a poster? I explicitly told the recruiter I was only looking for a position at least as high as a tapestry
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