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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

For so long science has been trying to smash two living things together to get something new.

But it never worked......

But then a science witch showed up

And her store open!!!!!

Bring her any 2 organisms (or 1 organisn plus an object!!!!) and she can make something new!!!!!

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Nov 21, 2018

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Farecoal: There he go

# ? Nov 21, 2018 18:57

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Easy!!

# ? Nov 21, 2018 19:34

Farecoal: There he go

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Easy!!

that digestive system!!

# ? Nov 21, 2018 19:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

rabbit + pickle?

edit: if pickle doesn't count as living then change it to cucumber that has not been pickled yet but has aspirations of being pickled one day

# ? Nov 21, 2018 19:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Luvcow posted:

rabbit + pickle?

edit: if pickle doesn't count as living then change it to cucumber that has not been pickled yet but has aspirations of being pickled one day

It feeds on dill, garlic and chili peppers all day long. Brine flows through its veins instead of blood.

# ? Nov 21, 2018 20:23

alnilam

A big ol goofy bear and a motorcycle

# ? Nov 21, 2018 20:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Plant MONSTER. posted:

It feeds on dill, garlic and chili peppers all day long. Brine flows through its veins instead of blood.

this is beautiful

# ? Nov 21, 2018 21:12

Manifisto

taco + toucan

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 21, 2018 22:26

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

this is beautiful

and yes agreedo

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 21, 2018 22:26

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

A hundred duck sized horses and one horse sized duck

# ? Nov 21, 2018 22:57

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

alnilam posted:

A big ol goofy bear and a motorcycle

Bearbiker
Runs fast. Runs on garbage.

# ? Nov 22, 2018 01:18

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

A bee and an orchid

# ? Nov 22, 2018 01:43

google THIS

An owl and a giraffe

# ? Nov 22, 2018 02:18

alnilam

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Bearbiker
Runs fast. Runs on garbage.

lol yessss

# ? Nov 22, 2018 06:03

Absurd Alhazred: by Athanatos

Latest famous cat

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NASA InSight Lander

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# ? Nov 22, 2018 09:14

Stooge

skeleton hottub

# ? Nov 22, 2018 11:00

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Wonder bread + treadmill

# ? Nov 22, 2018 16:47

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Hippoanas millequinuus

Miniature horses phase in and out of its body at all times, stripping fields of their grass and blanketing the landscape with dung

Haven't forgotten taco toucan just need to spice it up

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Nov 23, 2018

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Absurd Alhazred: by Athanatos

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Hippoanas millequinuus

Miniature horses phase in and out of its body at all times, stripping fields of their grass and blanketing the landscape with dung

Haven't forgotten taco toucan just need to spice it up

Welcome to my nightmares....

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# ? Nov 23, 2018 05:37

super sweet best pal

How did Science Witch fuse magic and technology together to become a Science Witch in the first place? Are they made into Science Witches by other Science Witches and if so, where did the first Science Witch come from?

# ? Nov 23, 2018 14:36

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Oh to become a science witch you must:

-Have completed at least a Master's (doctorate preferably) in a biological or chemical science
-Live in a coven
-Erlenmeyer flask

Then you submit the completed form to the High Council of Science and Sorcery and overnight you should transform to a science witch!

# ? Nov 23, 2018 18:55

Paperboy

Can Science Witch fuse a duck with a skyscraper?

# ? Nov 23, 2018 19:05

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I dont know can she?????

Forgot to upload these lol
BEE + ORCHID (bjorchid)

Science Witch's version is a flying, violent botanical insectoid

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Nov 25, 2018

# ? Nov 25, 2018 22:04

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

How about the worst smelling salmon and a very confused but adorable spider.

# ? Nov 26, 2018 15:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop