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klosterdev posted:Whatever the random superpower generator decrees. Organic Cutting 
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Nov 28, 2018 04:19
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If genetic modification turns your fetus into a vegetable, just open the fridge and put it in the CRISPER with the other veges.
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Nov 28, 2018 15:44
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klosterdev posted:Whatever the random superpower generator decrees. Oh boy, I bet their arch enemy is a claims adjuster
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Nov 28, 2018 17:46
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Chinese baby manipulator got grilled by a bunch of other scientists at a conference for not doing science  the ethical way https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/11/28/671375070/facing-backlash-chinese-scientist-defends-gene-editing-research-on-babies quote:A group of 122 Chinese scientists issued a statement calling He's actions "crazy" and his claims "a huge blow to the global reputation and development of Chinese science." This poster thinks they're all jelly
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Nov 28, 2018 17:55
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JANO O’CONNOR of the tribe of Judah.
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Nov 29, 2018 17:54
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he just looks like a toe
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Nov 29, 2018 18:04
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A toe with a 10 inch penis. 
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Nov 29, 2018 18:45
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i wouldn’t do it for my kid because why should that son of a bitch get cool genes while i’m stuck with whatever garbage my parents gave me
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Nov 29, 2018 19:12
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Spider mouth.
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Nov 29, 2018 19:18
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klosterdev posted:Whatever the random superpower generator decrees. Greater Immunity Sorry guys my son is an anime villain.
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Nov 29, 2018 21:44
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Make a half human half waterbear mutated monstrosity
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Nov 29, 2018 21:52
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My kid will be an immune carrier of polio. Once he's born we will immediately hang out with the kids of anti-vaxxers. Hilarity will ensue.
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Nov 29, 2018 22:03
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Able to utilize 100% of the brain and thus gain unrivaled intellect and psychic powers.
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Nov 29, 2018 22:05
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dk2m posted:i wouldn’t do it for my kid because why should that son of a bitch get cool genes while i’m stuck with whatever garbage my parents gave me It wouldn't even technically be your kid, if it doesn't have your lovely genes. I have a lot of respect for my genes, they have made it a few billion years and I think it would be ungrateful of me to tinker with that.
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Nov 29, 2018 22:47
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IGLOO so they can swim 15 mph and snowboard like a mf. 
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Dec 2, 2018 01:50
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EorayMel posted:Able to utilize 100% of the brain and thus gain unrivaled intellect and psychic powers. Love 2 have to regulate my own breathing and circulation.
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Dec 2, 2018 02:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:He'll eat coal and poop out smoke. His limbs will be countless wheels of merciless steel. His voice will scare fowl and beasts for miles. Mortal Engines is basically this but with giant cities.
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Dec 2, 2018 03:17
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A prehensile butthole.
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Dec 2, 2018 08:55
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whats the gene that causes goonism ima remove that
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Dec 2, 2018 11:24
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:whats the gene that causes goonism ima remove that Fetal alchohol syndrome. You don't need genesplicing to prevent it, just impregnate someone lame.
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Dec 2, 2018 11:31
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Skul gun
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Dec 2, 2018 14:02
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Fart out he boner
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Dec 2, 2018 14:30
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vandalism posted:Fart out he boner fart out he boner with such power that he boner go around world and end up back in him butthole
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Dec 2, 2018 14:53
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The Dipshit posted:Suddenly the desire to hit the SMAC and lose a week of free time is gnawing at the base of my brain. Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
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Dec 3, 2018 06:37
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BODUM en G D’AD  BODUM D 
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Dec 5, 2018 01:31
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Often Abbreviated posted:Six livers and ten kidneys. The kid comes with their own college fund! Octopus DNA man, that's the ticket. Sure they might need to chill in water all the time but if your kid gets their legs ripped off in a tragic accident, they'll grow back and all without expensive medical bills! And you might get really lucky and they could have up to 4 spares.
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Dec 5, 2018 01:37
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Lucky Guy posted:My child is going to have a massive wang, because nothing is too good for my baby girl Just wanted to let you know that this has made me laugh after a bad couple of days. Thank you.
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Dec 5, 2018 02:24
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My child is a literal black hole that will suck everything I care about into it to feed itself
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Dec 5, 2018 03:52
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I’d let them do a grey pulsar state to the north or south so they can see the deoxy target aliens 2 galaxies to the north are making right now in our galaxy in the last stage of their gravitational evolution. Then I’d show them the lower threshold in our galaxy. Then I’d show them out pulsar state. Then I’d show them the convergent binary pulsar state in the galaxy to the south. That way they won’t mutate anything but have some idea where they come from and where they’re going. Then when they got older I would show them the 24 chromosome human evolution in the galaxy to the south, the northbound virtual 23 chromosome wolf-elf and the southbound human-elf, then I’d show them the second epoch, with the non-resolute 25 chromosome monkey to the south and the resolute 24 chromosome wolf-elf to the north, and the chakral targets that form on the sternum, and then I’d show them the bottom I showed them when they were younger. Elfs being hypersexual and all. I’d do all that but I’d probably get some loud mouth rear end in a top hat publicly mouthing off about how they are a specist rear end in a top hat and they won’t tolerate naturally occurring wolf or gorilla spans in our universe or anything that resembles them in the evolution to the south, and how they are a dangerous piece of poo poo and should never be around aliens, and how they know so little about astrophysics that they can’t tell the difference between a gorilla and a monkey or an elf and a wolf, or how they think hectic spans actually exist in the galaxy to the south when they don’t (binary north/south), and how they are willing to experiment trying random deadly and dangerous poo poo on human subjects like an actual real life nazi just to see what happens for their own amusement. Then they can talk about how mad they are that they are too stupid to do physics and how poo poo doesn’t work how they thought it would and how mad that makes them and how they are actually going to assault someone because of how confused they are and they just want to push buttons until something hosed up happens. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Dec 5, 2018 |
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Dec 5, 2018 04:05
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blonde haired, blue eyed, shrimp headed welder. with pods.
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Dec 5, 2018 04:52
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Titanium bones and teeth, no hair on the exterior body and no finger or toenails. It's time to evolve.
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Dec 5, 2018 05:00
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Carapace, four arms, regeneration, night vision.
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Dec 5, 2018 05:06
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i just want my son to grow up to be exactly like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h17DdLMS5U
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Dec 5, 2018 08:32
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My sons a poop. He’s a poop boy. He ain’t gonna get much better than this
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Dec 5, 2018 08:36
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klosterdev posted:Whatever the random superpower generator decrees. I got Marsupial Physiology. So he or she is going to be the Tazmanian Devil.
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Dec 5, 2018 11:55
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soy posted:gay Go funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2ND7sAClHo
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Dec 5, 2018 13:48
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Represented in every imaginable Venn diagram
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Y'all gonna gently caress the poor thing like in splice
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