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Post 5 facts about yourself and I will make a rap. Feel free to post some of your own lines and I'll incorporate them. I guess you can post about other people as long as you give me lines or facts. Multiple goons will be probably be combined into single raps, but I'll try to keep posting new raps as long as you guys keep posting. I did a proto-version of this with some goons in a discord, here's the chat:  And here's the rap: https://rap.coach/sa/photoshop-goons.mp3 Also, other people, feel free to contribute your own raps. I'm recording mine with Rap Coach. Full disclosure: I helped create Rap Coach, but it's totally free, and has a bunch of awesome beats (some goon-created) and all recordings you make are licensed with creative commons. THREAD RAPS: This rap is about Whooping Crabs, DJ Fuckboy Supreme, SNAKEZONE and Milkfred E. Moore. On a Monday This rap is about Icochet, Commie NedFlanders, Sponge Baathist, Hitlersaurus Christ, EorayMel, HugeGrossBurrito, Mel Mudkiper, John Dyne, and Ethan Hawke. Never Trust a Goon TIP fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Dec 10, 2018 |
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-bad breath -lower middle class -finno-ugric (person of color, basically) -shoe size 45 (euro) -wonderful poster
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Dec 6, 2018 09:50
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Communist Ned Flanders Math and psychology Drawing Internet tough guy Brown Texan Spanish and German Book reader Dr Pepper pimp Jedi
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Dec 6, 2018 09:57
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Gravestone doesn't say "Rest in peace" Ate a whole brick of cheese on Thanksgiving Can out drink a St. Bernard World's tallest midget Got dunked on by the pope on Twitter
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Dec 6, 2018 10:35
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I went ahead and included more facts just to give you some choices; - I prank called Eminem when I was a teenager and he personally told me to gently caress off - I sometimes go by the username Gay Anime Dad - I'm Jewish but was never Bar Mitzvah'd, so I have yet to become a man - I eat a lot of chicken tenders and PB&Js - I'm really constipated right now but I'm doing my best - I like cats but I'm allergic to them - When I turned 20 I became allergic to bananas - I'm not allergic to any medicines -It's my birthday next week - I have depression I can't think of how to turn any of those amazing facts into rap lyrics so good luck. Here's my couplet: Yo what up it's me, your boy HSC A Hitler to the Saurus to the Christ, yessiree.
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Dec 6, 2018 13:06
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It's me, EorayMel. Genesplicer thinks I sometimes post well I like bitcoin and deviantart hell Clip that youtube thumbnail, or I'll tell The mods about this thread's bad smell Take it from there, tip! 
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Dec 6, 2018 16:43
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- I’ve been sitting out for two days - has quinoa in me for some reason - was created in a qdoba test kitchen - is now sentient due to DNA combining with bacteria - fucks bitches but gets very little money
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Dec 6, 2018 16:59
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Went to pro wrestling school Once was detained at gunpoint by the army for accidentally trespassing on a secret nuclear missile silo Can rotate my legs 180 degrees backwards Used to teach the children of narcos english Own a collection of luchador masks
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Dec 6, 2018 17:29
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Preordered Fallout 76 No butt to speak of Edits Dragonball Z wikis Tattoo on calf that says "IT'S AERITH, NOT AERIS, BAKA" Writes Warhammer 40k erotic cross over fan fiction with My Little Pony It's John to the D to the Y N E My farts sound like a shrieking banshee
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Dec 6, 2018 18:05
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My name is Whooping Crabs and I'm here to say, I'm a wah-wah-wiki-wiki-wah-wah-wik-wiki-wah-wah-wiki-wiki-*record scratch* white noise poster FACTS: Don't gently caress with me, I'm a scientist I post just enough I have bad food opinions Nobody PMs me Smoke weed everyday Whooping Crabs fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Dec 6, 2018 |
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Dec 6, 2018 18:14
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Ddin't read the new rule.
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Dec 6, 2018 22:05
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Tip, just do the rap about Ethan Hawke
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Dec 7, 2018 01:01
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Ayo my name is snakezone and ill make this quick I got really big feet and a regular dick It's like you know what they say about guys with big shoes But if I speak up against it, its all bad news Cause when I tell the ladies it aint like that at all They wind up with the impression that my dick is quite small But it's normal! I cry, very normal, I sob Then I shrink and transform into a corb cob (The meter and/or flow of this is bad but it's a start) some more facts: -balls are a nonstandard size, but I'm coy about whether they're too big or too small -weird line on my sack. I looked it up and it's called a scrotal raphe and is evidently common, so that's a relief -no butthole at all (long story, maybe explore in another rap?)
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Dec 7, 2018 01:15
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my parents made a mistake and called it dj fuckboy supreme i only know how to fight dirty somehow my conscience stays clean mostly post in PYF but in EN i'm an IK shitposting in obscurity is where i'll probably stay if you step out of line in the online dating thread you'll get a six-hour probie slapped upside your head -extremely tall -eats a lot of cheese
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Dec 7, 2018 04:46
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This rap is about Icochet, Commie NedFlanders, Sponge Baathist, Hitlersaurus Christ, EorayMel, HugeGrossBurrito, Mel Mudkiper, John Dyne, and Ethan Hawke. Never Trust a Goon Coming up next, Whooping Crabs, DJ Fuckboy Supreme, SNAKEZONE, and whoever else shows up. TIP fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Dec 7, 2018 |
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Dec 7, 2018 09:03
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Hell yes
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Dec 7, 2018 12:48
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John Dyne posted:Tattoo on calf that says "IT'S AERITH, NOT AERIS, BAKA" this is definitely bullshit, but Mel Mudkiper posted:Went to pro wrestling school this is just weird enough to be true
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Dec 7, 2018 13:17
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My name's Milkfred E Moore and I'm here to say the best director in the world is Michael Fuckin' Bay Anyway, I'm a CD tragic, I'm Australian and I'll write a thousand words about poo poo no one cares about, which goes great in my day job as a teacher. I have a big ol' dent in my skull that may explain some, any or all of these Milkfred E. Moore fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Dec 7, 2018 |
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Dec 7, 2018 13:19
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Tip posted:This rap is about Icochet, Commie NedFlanders, Sponge Baathist, Hitlersaurus Christ, EorayMel, HugeGrossBurrito, Mel Mudkiper, John Dyne, and Ethan Hawke. my loving lord this is the gooniest thing I've ever heard in my life but mad respect for your courage and creativity lol. shine on you crazy motherfucker
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Dec 7, 2018 13:20
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Tip posted:This rap is about Icochet, Commie NedFlanders, Sponge Baathist, Hitlersaurus Christ, EorayMel, HugeGrossBurrito, Mel Mudkiper, John Dyne, and Ethan Hawke. 
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Dec 7, 2018 16:30
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Jim Long-un posted:this is just weird enough to be true I am really good at that two truths and a lie icebreaker lemme tell ya
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Dec 7, 2018 18:14
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I'm like a super sayain stuffed in a checkered shirt.
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Dec 7, 2018 23:48
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1.Handsome 2. Popular 3.Cool 4. Like 6'9" 5. Total baller Literally A Person? Hot like Elle McPherson. Shitpost like bear, son. drat I'm handsome.
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Dec 8, 2018 00:06
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Hell yeah can't wait
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Dec 8, 2018 17:24
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Late to the thread so I'll post a cappella Spittin rhymes is my game Better bring an umbrella Like, spitting means rapping Of which I am competent But it could also mean saliva Ejected with contempt See the umbrella part's a warning To all wack MCs You best be water resistant If you step to me This could come off somewhat hostile That I can't deny But my objective is to dominate And terrify No blow is to low No weakness off limits I'll drain the pee from your balls And rub your face in it. Belittle your mom? I'm not above that Then I'll open palm slap you And make fun of your hat I like public transport, giftcards for christmas, passive aggressive punk rock and throwing rocks at expensive cars. I had a dog once. It's dead now.
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Dec 8, 2018 17:55
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5 facts about me, something awful forums poster cubone
some possible lines: now I've never dreamed of falling - just flying and I've never broken any hearts and no one's broken mine I keep my feet on the ground, but my head in the sky and I hate being rapped about, so don't you even try no longer struggling but not interested in wealth and if you try to rap about me I'm gonna fuckin kill myself don't ever try to rap about me, do you think I'm loving playing? if I hear one verse no force on earth can stop the slaying my mind goes blank as I stab and shank whether in a bar or a bank the blade gets sank into abs and flanks I'm begging you not to rap about me please understand the blood of me or my victims will be on your hands (I just riffed that, feel free to alter or improvise)
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Dec 9, 2018 08:06
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+Lost to a tic-tac-toe playing chicken at a boardwalk +Won a contest eating a 3 foot pizza +Dream is to ride an ostrich +Allergic to cats +Cries at least twice a week
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Dec 9, 2018 08:56
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Cubone posted:5 facts about me, something awful forums poster cubone 
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Dec 9, 2018 10:26
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Tip posted:This rap is about Icochet, Commie NedFlanders, Sponge Baathist, Hitlersaurus Christ, EorayMel, HugeGrossBurrito, Mel Mudkiper, John Dyne, and Ethan Hawke. This is great. Thank you so much for rapping about my anus
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Dec 9, 2018 18:58
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Sorry this one took a little longer, was waiting for my new mic. This rap is about Whooping Crabs, DJ Fuckboy Supreme, SNAKEZONE and Milkfred E. Moore. On a Monday Coming up next, Literally a Person, Hat Judge, MageMage... and... people need to post more. It can be about anyone. TIP fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Dec 10, 2018 |
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Dec 10, 2018 12:31
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Tip posted:Sorry this one took a little longer, was waiting for my new mic. perfection
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Tip posted:Sorry this one took a little longer, was waiting for my new mic. Awesome, thanks!
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Dec 11, 2018 04:02
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I’m gay I’m an incel I love lena Dunham I put down $2,500 for star citizen I voted trump
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Tip posted:Sorry this one took a little longer, was waiting for my new mic. tyvm i had a good lol
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Dec 11, 2018 06:36
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- I actively try to be the most boring person of all time. - I've read Time and Being. - And War and Peace. - My favourate song is "the Music sounds better with you" by stardust. - I Say "oh" instead of "Zero" because of the radio. - Big L Rest in Peace - I live in the SGV (The San Gabriel Valley, It's East of Los Angeles (no not east LA; it's further out.)) - I drive an O6 Toyota Corolla. - I tried to knife a guy on the freeway once, like hanging out of car going about 70 mph.
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Dec 11, 2018 07:22
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Clammy D, Clammy D, Is all you can see, When you on a crowded bus, And you gotta go pee, And if it wasn’t for me, You wouldn’t see, The ocean for the sea, Or the forest for the trees. Now clap your hands and wiggle you’re knees, We all get down for Clammy D! 
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- wage slave - sometimes woke - black people literally tip more than white people - can't drink coffee, too jittery - has the word "welp" instead of a mouth
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