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Feeling subversive I go “I invited some operations people over because they’re key people and let’s let them make decisions that make no difference to us but impact them the most” *operations guys walk into meeting playing on their phones, never look up once* *the brighter one walks in with a blank notepad, maybe commits one word to writing* two months later *operations complaining that new process doesn’t make sense, nobody listens, typical us-vs-them poo poo* rosebud
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I'm in the middle of a team meeting right now. And, although I have the Google doc opened so I can "work" on it, I am spending most of my time here...
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Jan 17, 2019 00:14
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Genesplicer posted:I'm in the middle of a team meeting right now. And, although I have the Google doc opened so I can "work" on it, I am spending most of my time here... well heck, I'm not about to tell anybody just, uh, please disregard the NES emulator I've been quietly playing SMB3 in on my phone if anyone else asks, just say I was, like, tele...conferencing? That's a thing, right?
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Jan 17, 2019 00:25
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*is a brown skinned man in an office full of PC white people* Hey, anyone remember Richard Pryor?
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Jan 17, 2019 00:41
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Years ago I was in a guard infantry unit about to go to Thailand for an annual training op. We (a few companies) got a medical briefing from one of our top docs (a major iirc). When he connected to the projector and booted his computer up, it loaded about 10 chat extensions from various lifestyle websites like Adult Friend Finder, Gay Friend Finder, Kink.com etc. You could have heard a pin drop in the room and no one ever spoke of it again.
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Jan 17, 2019 02:05
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smells like updog in here
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Jan 17, 2019 02:59
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Batterypowered7 posted:I loving hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate our loving dumbass business partners. That is all. *Whispering loudly enough to get your attention but hoping to god no one else can hear it* "They're on the call....!!"
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Jan 17, 2019 19:33
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lizardman posted:*Whispering loudly enough to get your attention but hoping to god no one else can hear it* "They're on the call....!!" It's okay, I muted the mic.
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Jan 17, 2019 19:41
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Hey guys, I know today is the deadline for the project and we're all really busy and cutting it close, but that's no reason we should skip on our monthly 2 hour strategy meeting!
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Jan 20, 2019 14:10
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I skipped an Agile kickoff meeting on Friday because my lunch beers meeting with a cute girl went long. Then when I got back to the office I said I was sick and got my stuff and went to her apartment. Best meeting decision I've made in a long time.
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Jan 20, 2019 15:12
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dick wizard posted:I skipped an Agile kickoff meeting on Friday because my lunch beers meeting with a cute girl went long. Then when I got back to the office I said I was sick and got my stuff and went to her apartment. Best meeting decision I've made in a long time. Gentle reminder to send meeting minutes by EOD today. Regards, Richard Nixon, M.A., B.A., CBA, CSM, ITIL 2.0 Foundations
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Which reminds me, there's this guy who is very insistent that people call him Dr. He won't say anything but if you just call him Joe, he sulks a bit. I found him on LinkedIn and he has a PhD from a nowhere school in something like "political communication". Arts doctorates should have a more distinct title so we know to disregard them safely outside of that one required course in college.
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