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Cultural Marxist
Jun 29, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
For Christmas, I would like a permaban please.

If you need a reason, then I am a re-reg of previously permabanned user PorkPieHat, which I understand is against the rules.

TIA

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
post goatse you coward

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
That's a mod request not modest request

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
This banme is weak as gently caress

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
THe OP cannot be permabanned as he is under my protection.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
For Christmas I would dearly like a new avatar

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Putty posted:

THe OP cannot be permabanned as he is under my protection.

Explain yourself

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Eat poo poo op

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Cephalectomy posted:

This banme is weak as gently caress

Flubby
Feb 28, 2006
Fun Shoe
If you perma him you'll just be giving him what he wants. Give him plat instead.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

The Bananana posted:

Explain yourself

Mirror force

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
Ban him for a truly weak banme thread.

You ruined Christmas op.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Cultural Marxist posted:

For Christmas, I would like a permaban please.

If you need a reason, then I am a re-reg of previously permabanned user PorkPieHat, which I understand is against the rules.

TIA

You should show your dirty keyboard

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Putty posted:

THe OP cannot be permabanned as he is under my protection.

and mine, I can provide the Doug avatars as required

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
if the OP isnt n-wordstomper58 it's not worth your time, mods

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Next time you come rereg you should wear a wig or something to really mix up your posting style. A big novelty one, maybe? I feel like a guy'd be a funnier poster if he wore a giant wig is what I'm saying

cnut
May 3, 2016

Merry Christmas, OP. I hope you become a better netizen soon.

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Just lol if you don't want world peace for Christmas. You gently caress

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cultural Marxist posted:

For Christmas, I would like a permaban please.

If you need a reason, then I am a re-reg of previously permabanned user PorkPieHat, which I understand is against the rules.

TIA

Can’t say you’ll get it today, but the request is in. Thank you for your service.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Burt Sexual posted:

Can’t say you’ll get it today, but the request is in. Thank you for your service.

wow what a sellout

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Can’t say you’ll get it today, but the request is in. Thank you for your service.

Mods = gods

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

500 good dogs posted:

wow what a sellout

Is this like news?

Anyways op, wtf is this
Requested some time away from SA. User loses posting privileges for 100,000 hours.

You had to have that reversed on purpose. And it was around the same holiday season. Xmas must be rough on you.

Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Burt Sexual posted:

Is this like news?

Anyways op, wtf is this
Requested some time away from SA. User loses posting privileges for 100,000 hours.

You had to have that reversed on purpose. And it was around the same holiday season. Xmas must be rough on you.

Lol at making the mod team of a dead gay forum a part of your yearly holidays self destruction ritual. Merry Christmas OP

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Imagine not having enough self control to just stop clicking on a website

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Pussy Boss posted:

Imagine not having enough self control to just stop clicking on a website

But having too much self control to get yourself banned spectacularly

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
Just go into the traditional games forum and spam our Lord and savior The Goatman in every thread.

Cultural Marxist
Jun 29, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

Can’t say you’ll get it today, but the request is in. Thank you for your service.

Ta. I’m trying to get permabanned from life, but it turns out it’s not as simple.

Also, thank you to the good posters of gbs. You actually made me smile.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Bloopsy posted:

Just go into the traditional games forum and spam our Lord and savior The Goatman in every thread.

Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cultural Marxist posted:

Ta. I’m trying to get permabanned from life, but it turns out it’s not as simple.

Also, thank you to the good posters of gbs. You actually made me smile.

Please seek help in your time off. I mean it sincerely. This time is hard on everyone. People can relate. Go talk

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Yes, please try and chill yourself

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
RIP, fellow poster

Please do not kill yourself though

Can I have your isk?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Cultural Marxist posted:

Ta. I’m trying to get permabanned from life, but it turns out it’s not as simple.

Also, thank you to the good posters of gbs. You actually made me smile.

Hi
It's like almost never too late

We don't think clearly when sad

Really

Much love to you----it is possible to care about a stranger, words on a screen tho they are

I do

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Cultural Marxist posted:

Ta. I’m trying to get permabanned from life, but it turns out it’s not as simple.

Also, thank you to the good posters of gbs. You actually made me smile.

Don't do this.

I could tell you that it'll hurt people you care about, and that by ending your problems you give them to others, but gently caress others and their needs for a second, this is about YOU. You deserve to live. Your pain is valid and real. You deserve to be heard and to have relief from this pain. Please do not give up, and please get some help, you are not alone.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Op, I’m gonna close this. You may pm me. It’s just not the place for this topic. Apologies. Please seek out assistance. People obviously care about you, even here at somethingaweful.com!

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