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unnng sich a crazy night... can we please turn the lights up? |
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Jan 1, 2019 16:30
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Me while faking a hangover trying to look cool: "Haha I can't believe I drove last night!" People at work look at me with disgust and I've clearly lost some cool points, but if I tell them i'm just faking it to look cool that might be worse so I pull a quick recovery. "Drove all those shots into my mouth!"
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Jan 1, 2019 16:42
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(while faking a hangover to look cool at a restaurant) Waiter: Hey you should order a Bloody Mary it will help with your hangover Now i'm trapped, I don't really drink but I want to look cool to this waiter.
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Jan 1, 2019 16:46
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alnilam posted:unnng sich a crazy night... can we please turn the lights up? Friend: Hey don't you have a sensitivity to light? Me, not knowing the symptoms of a hangover but trying to fake one to look cool: "Oh cause my eyes are blue? Its not that bad." |
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Jan 1, 2019 16:57
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Trying to fit in with all my hung over buddies from work I ask around for some of that "dog hair" because I got bit last night. I even have it all worked out in my head in case someone starts asking questions- it was a rottweiler, and to be fair I deserved it because I didn't even ask permission before I tried to pet it and that's why my eyes are bloodshot from drinking too much. |
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Jan 1, 2019 17:09
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showing everyone my puke in the toilet but forgetting that i'm still holding the empty can of beef stew i just poured in there
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Jan 1, 2019 17:26
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*drinking a small glass of orange juice* "well let me just shoot down this prairie oyster" "i've never had one of those can i try some" *hurriedly drinking it* "woops too late" |
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Jan 1, 2019 17:54
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"ha haaa. I can't remember anything. I bet I made so many ill-informed decisions last night, my dudes" "you opened a Roth IRA and invested in several low-risk target date funds" "s-... s-so hosed up"
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Jan 1, 2019 18:20
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spinning in place for several minutes to get really dizzy |
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Jan 2, 2019 00:11
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Splatmaster posted:Trying to fit in with all my hung over buddies from work I ask around for some of that "dog hair" because I got bit last night. I even have it all worked out in my head in case someone starts asking questions- it was a rottweiler, and to be fair I deserved it because I didn't even ask permission before I tried to pet it and that's why my eyes are bloodshot from drinking too much. |
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Jan 2, 2019 00:43
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using rubbing alcohol in place of deodorant to get that "i had a rough night" smell |
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Jan 2, 2019 02:05
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rolling in an hour late to the office, wearing sunglasses indoors to hide my bloodshot eyes "crazy night, eh?" "yeah man, i'm feeling it now though" (actually just stayed up until 4 AM playing the new civilization expansion) |
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Jan 3, 2019 04:38
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hoooo, what a wild and crazy night, bet my liver will never forgive me!!!!!! (Liver is the name of my guinea pig and I was up all night putting tiny costumes on him)
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Jan 3, 2019 20:17
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hamjobs posted:hoooo, what a wild and crazy night, bet my liver will never forgive me!!!!!! |
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Jan 3, 2019 20:22
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At work the next day, I turn up dishevelled, with my neck tie loosened and my shirt collar unbuttoned. The other lifeguards aren't buying it. |
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Jan 7, 2019 02:24
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Had to crash my car at exactly the right angle through the Denny's window to really make it believable the next day. I call the technique the Grand Slam. |
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Me: “Gaht drat dude I am never ever drinking” Coworker: “You’ve never drank before?” Me: “Oh! um, again! Of course I have lol. I’m never ever drinking again, because I have drank before and boy did it mess me up last night” |
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