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Vietnamwees posted:What makes YOU so firmly believe that they ARE pretending?! I don't think they're pretending. I think that their belief, justified or not, that someone they don't like is having a bad time does bring them joy. What would they have to gain by pretending to be happy about that if they weren't?
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Jan 23, 2019 13:44
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people who rear end your car when you were stopped at a red light and then jump out of their car with their cell phone held to their ear to yell at you for stopping in front of them, at a loving red light, can go gently caress themselves with their loving cell phone
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Jan 23, 2019 18:23
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Disgusting Coward posted:Motherfuckers who, like, pretend they're happy about some nebulous imaginary group of Bad People getting upset. lol those people definitely aren't imaginary. I've even had the misfortune of meeting a few of them offline.
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Jan 23, 2019 18:53
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" or some douchebag Youtube word style hero says he hates Jews and Mexicans need to go away and it's all "HAHA FUKKEN SHITLIB BITCHES GETTING THEIR PANTIES IN A BUNCH TRIGGERED MUCH :pepe:" and it's like, fucker, you're not the vanguard in the culture war because you're loving sitting online feigning happiness over imagining some imaginary dude getting upset over ephemeral media jesus gently caress git fukt that's like nine layers too abstract to be anything other than mental illness.
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People from the southern US who ask, "How can anyone live in that frozen hellscape?!?" while simultaneously wringing the sweat out of their clothes and scratching 47 different kinds of insect bites.
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Jan 23, 2019 20:19
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People who refuse to believe food allergies exist. Yes, I absolutely enjoy swelling up, gasping for air, and clawing for medication in my handbag. Obviously I'm not REALLY allergic to fish and seafood, it's all in my mind, right?
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Jan 24, 2019 13:05
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You aren't going to get far with those people until you unionize.
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Jan 24, 2019 14:09
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Yeah I've seen MAGA hat wearing dudebros making ok hand gestures in person at my university in Canada so they're not an exclusively online phenomenon.
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Picnic Princess posted:Yeah I've seen MAGA hat wearing dudebros making ok hand gestures in person at my university in Canada so they're not an exclusively online phenomenon. I don't think anything is exclusively online anymore, because we have done hosed up.
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Jan 24, 2019 17:43
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Davros1 posted:The union I was a part of: If only there was no union then ownership and the free market would have made all your dreams come true. People who don’t support unions are the kind of people that can go gently caress themselves.
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Jan 24, 2019 18:22
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People that are loud as poo poo in a hotel at any time of day. Sometimes people got in late and they don’t want to hear you call your loving kid’s name from the other end of the hall seven times you garbage rear end in a top hat. Shut up in hotels you dumb bastards.
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Jan 24, 2019 20:29
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Rolo posted:People that are loud as poo poo in a hotel at any time of day. Sometimes people got in late and they don’t want to hear you call your loving kid’s name from the other end of the hall seven times you garbage rear end in a top hat. Hotels should do what the ferries do for lorry drivers; set up a section of rooms for people who want peace and quiet and not let anyone with kids (or anyone else without the proper key card for that matter) in those hallways. Here's a ferry in case someone hasn't seen one: 
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Jan 24, 2019 20:38
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98% of people who live in rural areas.
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Jan 25, 2019 02:20
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Jabberlock posted:98% of people
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Jabberlock posted:98% of people who live in rural areas. Fortunately, I'm part of the other 2%. Milo and POTUS posted:98% of people ...poo poo.
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Jan 25, 2019 04:15
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coronatae posted:Another people who can go gently caress themselves: the ones who base their entire personality around being introverted, as this apparently makes them very special fragile people. I say this as a chronically shy and awkward person, there's gotta be more to your life than the fact that sometimes you're bad at being social. Similarly people who base their personality around a mental health diagnosis e.g. post depression/anxiety/adhd memes on fb. Now obviously i know these diagnoses are real and some people really struggle on a day to day basis with them but then you get people who treat them as quirky personality traits instead of dehabiliting problems like "living with ADHD means its so hard to focus at work".
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Jan 25, 2019 11:22
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RagnarokAngel posted:Similarly people who base their personality around a mental health diagnosis e.g. post depression/anxiety/adhd memes on fb. the words you just wrote state that posting memes about one's own mental health issues === basing one's entire personality on one's diagnosis, so you can go gently caress yourself
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Jan 25, 2019 12:54
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Jabberlock posted:98% of people who live in rural areas. 99% of dudes who live in big cities
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Rolo posted:People that are loud as poo poo in a hotel at any time of day. Sometimes people got in late and they don’t want to hear you call your loving kid’s name from the other end of the hall seven times you garbage rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 25, 2019 13:20
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Part of living in a society with other humans is dealing with the fact that they make noise in the course of self actualization. Yeah if it's a poo poo society 
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Jan 25, 2019 13:54
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People who think people can't and don't live quietly.
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Jan 25, 2019 13:54
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:People who complain about noise short of a jackhammer in the floor above. Part of living in a society with other humans is dealing with the fact that they make noise in the course of self actualization. If you want silence take your rear end to the middle of the woods so you the sounds of human joy won't upset you!!! 11:56 PM, outside my door: Braxton. Braxton! Braxton come here! Now! Braxton! Get over here! no. No. NO! BRAXTON ASHLEIGH YOU GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
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Jan 25, 2019 14:05
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People who write epic Maddox rants about minor inconveniences.
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Jan 25, 2019 14:05
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Also, this:Mister Kingdom posted:Similarly, people who melt their tires pulling out of a side street in front of you only to go half the speed limit.
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Jan 25, 2019 14:06
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Jan 25, 2019 14:14
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Slippery posted:99% of dudes who live in big cities 99.3% of people who make up statistics.
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Jan 25, 2019 14:31
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Platystemon posted:99.3% of people who make up statistics. Well it's a serious stat in that I dislike approx. 99% of NY dwellers 
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Jan 25, 2019 14:42
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Grown-rear end adults who literally scream and yell and raise their voice at their employees in a business can go gently caress themselves, and also shouldn't loving count as loving adults because that is what loving toddlers do because toddlers don't have the vocabulary to express what is bothering them
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Jan 25, 2019 22:38
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Tony Snark posted:Even worse the ones that drat near poo poo themselves when you show any problem of stress in your life. best friend is going through a messy divorce and ive been her therapist through it all. i was diagnosed with a brain tumor in september, and when i told her, her response was "wow thats really scary." and then started telling me about the soon-to-be-ex's latest exploits. dude, this thing is taking up a good quarter of my brain, can you be a little more concerned?
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InediblePenguin posted:Grown-rear end adults who literally scream and yell and raise their voice at their employees in a business can go gently caress themselves, and also shouldn't loving count as loving adults because that is what loving toddlers do because toddlers don't have the vocabulary to express what is bothering them SOMEOME never saw Glengarry Glen Ross apparently
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Jan 25, 2019 23:29
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Slippery posted:SOMEOME never saw Glengarry Glen Ross apparently it's true, i was 9 when it came out and have never felt in any way compelled to watch it or even know what it's about or anything, doubt it would change my opinion on this though
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InediblePenguin posted:it's true, i was 9 when it came out and have never felt in any way compelled to watch it or even know what it's about or anything, doubt it would change my opinion on this though It has a lot of cussing though
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InediblePenguin posted:people who rear end your car when you were stopped at a red light and then jump out of their car with their cell phone held to their ear to yell at you for stopping in front of them, at a loving red light, can go gently caress themselves with their loving cell phone Someone did this to me once and I asked for their phone to call my insurance. I chucked their phone across 4 lanes of traffic. There wasn’t any damage to my car!
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People who sneer and bitch about homeless people I'm not gonna judge you if you don't give money to homeless people or if you just don't engage with them at all because you don't feel safe but nothing about your white bread office drone lifestyle makes you morally superior to people in that sort of situation.
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Everybody who works at the White House Everybody who works at Facebook Old useless boomers who support the White House and post racist memes disguised as "I'm not politically correct" on Facebook
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People who flip the gently caress out when you leave the engine on while pumping gas even though all the signs say not to. Look, unless you're smoking a cigar with a FLAMETHROWER as your goddamn lighter, you're not gonna start a chain reaction.
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Vietnamwees posted:People who flip the gently caress out when you leave the engine on while pumping gas even though all the signs say not to. Look, unless you're smoking a cigar with a FLAMETHROWER as your goddamn lighter, you're not gonna start a chain reaction. I got yelled at for this once and I didn't understand what the clerk was talking about at first
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Nazis and their collaborators -- hello, centrists! -- need to be recognized for the filthy atavistic scum they are. I'd call them animals, but that would absolve them of guilt -- animals do what comes naturally, but fascists and their wishy-washy both-sides "decorum" allies had a choice in the matter, had the ability to make decisions to aid their fellow man and decided instead to to let their petty-minded bigotry and their utter lack of moral compass push them to turning a blind eye to the suffering and, in many cases, actively perpetuate it. Whether they're politicians "just asking questions about race," pundits screaming bile and hatred and stirring up fear in their ignorant viewers about those dastardly migrants, gun-wielding thugs who happily employ lethal force in the service of their corporate masters, or "gamers" of any age screaming slurs at women or minorities, they deserve to be treated with the same callousness and disregard for their basic humanity that they so joyfully inflict on the powerless and disenfranchised.
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Picnic Princess posted:American tourists trying to use pennies in my store. Get with the times, Billy the Kid, we don't use copper coins in the great white north. Man, I wish we would adopt that here. I loved it when I was overseas in the PX and they just rounded up or down to the nearest 5 cents.
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