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*adjusts hobo trousers, dusts off shoulders, plops down on chair, daintily sips cup of tea*
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i slong gang weed gamers rise up
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Jan 9, 2019 08:21
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I know you all, and will awhile uphold the unyoked humour of your idleness: Yet herein will I imitate the sun, who doth permit the base contagious clouds to smother up his beauty from the world, that, when he please again to be himself, being wanted, he may be more wonder'd at, by breaking through the foul and ugly mist of vapors that did seem to strangle him.
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Jan 9, 2019 09:58
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I'm still very cool and with it, not some geriatric hipster who's desperately holding on to his youth.
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Jan 9, 2019 10:37
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No, this is not my first time flying first class on an international flight. Yes, I am flying from my pied a tere in Paris to my mansion in the Hamptons. No, I am not hands on in my company. I never really understood it, it was all my late fathers work. But I am not like all those other rich people, I am just a hard working average Joe made good. See my battered baseball cap and distressed jeans. "Enrique! More Dom Perignon over here por favor."
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Jan 9, 2019 11:01
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I’m completely happy and content in my job and relationship, everything is great!
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Jan 9, 2019 12:13
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I'm not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars
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Jan 9, 2019 12:28
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CJacobs posted:I'm not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars I'm not gay either, but I don't need this 20 dollars, and a mouth is a mouth.
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Jan 9, 2019 12:33
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Former DILF posted:i slong gang weed Bottom text
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Jan 9, 2019 13:20
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Dean of Swing posted:My liberal arts education is a valuable asset. I got this job because I am talented. Not because of an arbitrary traditional bias in the hiring process toward academia.
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Jan 9, 2019 13:22
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The correct term is Drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
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Jan 9, 2019 13:34
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This is just until I find a better job. My life is fine! Would you like paper or plastic bags?
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Jan 9, 2019 15:56
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I know it looks like I'm a broke loser, but that's just because I've yet to really apply myself.
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Jan 9, 2019 16:21
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There was a hell of a lot of blood on the windshield but it's possible, no, probable, that the old lady survived my drunken automotive hijinx.
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Jan 9, 2019 16:54
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Grevling posted:I know it looks like I'm a broke loser, but that's just because I've yet to really apply myself. I actually prefer being a broke loser. Gives me more time for what really matters in life: sleeping and listlessly masturbating.
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Jan 9, 2019 17:04
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It's 2019, men and women can be platonic friends. For instance - my wife and that new guy at her job. She's right, I need to be more accepting and progressive in my thinking.
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Jan 9, 2019 17:19
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I'm fine sleeping on the floor since the bed got broken. No, it wasn't from sex, it was just old. Yeah, it's fine.
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Jan 10, 2019 05:00
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im gay
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Jan 10, 2019 05:11
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This barrel-and-suspenders attire is all the rage in Paris and Milan
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Jan 10, 2019 05:13
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Sure I'm still single and quickly slipping into old age, but I'm a man going my own way. It's good to go your own way and be perpetually alone with no stabilizing relationships to get in your way. *interlaces fingers behind head and leans back in my gamer chair*
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