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The Dennis System posted:Cock controls 90% of everything males think and do. Wait till you hit your late 50s and the testosterone just up and fucks off one day. Physically you come apart like a cheap watch, meanwhile the realization you were chained to a horny retard your entire adult life makes you question and cringe at a multitude of your past actions and attitudes. Then its choose between crawling into a bottle, eating a gun or taking Viagra till you destroy your dwindling eyesight in a vain deluded attempt at virility. Cheers!
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NoWake posted:Itchy rear end in a top hat oh yeah that too
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twoday posted:Luckily that didn't really happen to me, but I do get nauseated if I drink black tea on an empty stomach You mean like a muscle knot or trigger point? I get horrible trigger points in my neck thanks to my awesome anxiety issues. I also get them in other areas but the neck ones are the most stubborn
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I actually went back and looked for what the heck you were talking about with the homer simpson thing and I think this season was after I quit watching it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDTeXuxwH80 I don't know what they were going for with that scene exactly but you actually can get knots in your neck muscles from stress and sometimes you can actually feel them. You can even get the feeling that there's something stuck in your throat if it's in the right place: https://www.painscience.com/articles/lump-in-the-throat.php Or that feeling may just be completely psychosomatic which is even better! Oh, that article reminded me: tonsil stones. gently caress 'em. If you got your tonsils removed as a kid consider yourself lucky.
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Jan 16, 2019 00:28
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Plant MONSTER. posted:toe situation is there a reason you don't just go get that fixed? doesn't seem like the intended outcome tbh
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Jan 16, 2019 00:31
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Cause it hurts way less than getting a toe anesthetized. Getting a needle in the middle of a toe is the worst.
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Next time go to a mani/pedi place and have them do it for you, they are kind of like professional toe surgeons
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Dixville posted:I've done this and then still not fallen asleep and then I'm horrendously tired all day it owns Existential angst appears to be an inevitable feature of post-20's hangovers and I really wish it wasn't. It's bad enough dealing with the dehydration and nausea without the additional feeling of creeping dread that blights an entire Sunday.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Cause it hurts way less than getting a toe anesthetized. Getting a needle in the middle of a toe is the worst. To each their own I guess, but if it was me I’d prefer the one-time pain as opposed to a chronic issue. I’m surprised they didn’t apply a bit of topical anesthesia before the injection. When I was a little kid I took a nice big slice out of my 2nd toe and that’s what they did for me. It was still uncomfortable but not terrible. The worst needle experience for me was in the arm pit. My brother brought home some MRSA from the high school locker room and I got a big ol’ cyst in the middle of my right arm pit. Not only did the needle hurt like poo poo but the doc goes “I’m gonna be honest with you; there’s no way for me to numb this area as deeply as I’ll need to do this painlessly, so at some point this might be very uncomfortable.” He wasn’t kidding. It was fine up to a point and then I felt everything he was doing to clean out that infection in what seemed like the center of my armpit/shoulder. He saw me wince and asked if I needed him to stop—but I didn’t want that poo poo in my body anymore so I said “gently caress it, just hurry up and finish.” This had to have been almost 2 decades ago and that memory is still just as vivid as if it was yesterday.
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I need to work out to avoid sadbrains. Sadbrains don't want me working out. They want to nap. I need to move or my knees hurt. If I move too much my knees hurt. I have been doing climbing to avoid knee pain. Not running (and hurting myself) is causing a muscle imbalance and now I've got more knee pain. I need to run to not hurt but it hurts to run. Knee pain at 31 bums me out. Sadbrains.
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Jan 16, 2019 20:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oa29ZbpyW8
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Jan 16, 2019 21:10
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Apparently sitting is a thing terrible for your knees. In fact, I heard sitting will basically kill you.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Existential angst appears to be an inevitable feature of post-20's hangovers and I really wish it wasn't. It's bad enough dealing with the dehydration and nausea without the additional feeling of creeping dread that blights an entire Sunday. Yeah I've mostly stopped drinking at all because of this. I also get a hangover even if I just have 1 or 2 beers now. If only I had a 20 year old's liver... Maybe I could steal one.
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Jan 17, 2019 02:55
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I sleep on a broken ikea futon with a worn down mattress my body is ready to stage a full revolt.
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Jan 17, 2019 03:35
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my body pinned me down, spit in my mouth, and called me a whore
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up since 4am with a stomachache because I ate ice cream again before bed. one day I willl change my behavior. maybe. jury’s out.
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