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Jerusalem posted:Sweet Jesus... It's going to be horrific for sure.
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LOSERS:Baron Corbin posted:i'm sure you are all familiar with the traditional toxx clause this account makes, a tradition that my dead father started many years ago. even though i am running the Royal Rumble Roulette, i am still allowed to participate. i will assign myself a random number, and that number wrestler will be my "champion." if my champion wrestler is eliminated, i will take on the mantle of the wrestler who defeated them. if my champion wins, then i don't have to change my name and i become the new moderator of Rowdy Ringsports. if Baron Corbin eliminates my champion then i don't change my name. if my champion is eliminated by someone who already has a goon doppelganger, the goons on the team of the wrestler who eliminated my champion get to pick a dead wrestler for me to become. you may have noticed that i didn't specify which rumble, and that's because i want to double my chances of winning. baron corbins new username is either Drew McIntyre or Natalya or Kairi Sane (im leaning toward Kairi Sane with an appropriate avatar) Infidel Castro posted:I will donate my Roulette number to charity in USD plus $5 for each person my roulette entries eliminate (yes, I'll do it for both Rumbles). Since the Rumble is on my sister's birthday weekend, I will donate the money to a charity of her choosing. infidel castro has one elimination through both rumbles and must donate $30 to a charity of their sister's choosing. Vaguido posted:Fair enough vaguido has to date $59.94 to The Trevor Project Dick Bastardly posted:OK here goes dick bastardly must get the av of the guy with glasses and donate $20 to Pilgrim Hospices Writer Cath posted:Is my 1000 fanfiction about either my Rumble number or the person who eliminates them still sufficient? writer cath must write a 1,000 word fiction about either andrade 'cien' almas and becky lynch Pinwiz11 posted:Like last year I will donate the cumulative sum of the following from both Rumbles (TEAM 5!) to the Howard Brown Health Center here in Chicago: pinwiz, who drew #5 and drew big e, must donate $5 5 times to the Howard Brown Health Center as for me, my toxx was that my team's number was going to be a developmental wrestler. i drew #20. in the men's royal rumble, number #21 was a developmental wrestler and somehow for the second year in a row i drew apollo crews. because of this extreme bad luck, i will now instead of donating $100 to a charity of jerusalem's choice to $150 to the charity of his choice. i will also toxx that if i draw apollow crews in the rumble next year, then next year i will donate $500 to the charity of jerusalem's choice. that's right, im startin this one off early! everyone has until the end of february to begin their toxx.
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STONE COLD 64 posted:infidel castro has one elimination through both rumbles and must donate $30 to a charity of their sister's choosing. I double toxxed myself in the Royal Rumble thread that if my roulette wrestler eliminated Nia Jax in the Men's Rumble I would double the payout for that elimination. Sure enough, Rey did it, So it's actually $35! Go the gently caress away Nia, nobody likes you! Also my sister chose Sending Love Venezuela, so here's the donation. 
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STONE COLD 64 posted:as for me, my toxx was that my team's number was going to be a developmental wrestler. i drew #20. in the men's royal rumble, number #21 was a developmental wrestler and somehow for the second year in a row i drew apollo crews. because of this extreme bad luck, i will now instead of donating $100 to a charity of jerusalem's choice to $150 to the charity of his choice. i will also toxx that if i draw apollow crews in the rumble next year, then next year i will donate $500 to the charity of jerusalem's choice. that's right, im startin this one off early! Goddrat, son! My choice of charity is a refugee charity - I'll take a look into some options and make sure I don't accidentally pick one that gives most of their money to their CEO or their PR team, happy to take any recommendations.
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A worthy charity imo E: fixed broken image Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jan 29, 2019 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:A worthy charity imo Is the 404 image a mistake or a gritty commentary on modern capitalism? 
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I am also a loser and will donate $10+ to a local food bank once I've sorted out some stuff. 
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American Refugee Committee seems pretty solid to me, STONE COLD 64, seems like most of their money and fundraising effort goes directly to their charity efforts.
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Jerusalem posted:Is the 404 image a mistake or a gritty commentary on modern capitalism? my dumbass deleted the hosted image. should be good now, thank you for the heads up.
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STONE COLD 64 posted:
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Mickey James: No Eliminations ($25) Big E: No Eliminations ($25) Total Donation: $50  TOXX COMPLETE
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I just realized how horribly worded my toxx was
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SalTheBard posted:I just realized how horribly worded my toxx was the way I read it you lost on your first toxx condition but I'm not an official of this thread, but I do have a bias against you for wanting to hear your goony promo praising a fellow mafia player 
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Dick Bastardly posted:the way I read it you lost on your first toxx condition but I'm not an official of this thread, but I do have a bias against you for wanting to hear your goony promo praising a fellow mafia player That was how I intended it: If both #28's win I do nothing If 1 wins I do audio only If neither win video promo So in that spirit Nat20 I'm coming for you sucka
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SalTheBard posted:That was how I intended it: 
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SalTheBard posted:That was how I intended it: 
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That's a hell of a donation. Thanks a bunch, Stone Cold
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I'm working on mine, but I got called into work unexpectedly today. Expect it this coming weekend.
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Do not even ask posted:and gently caress it, if Finn Balor doesn't capture the Universal title at the Rumble, I will write a minimum 500-word essay about how #1 scoopsgal Rarity was right: "Canadian Earthquake" John Tenta was a terrible wrestler. SC64 missed this one. Will hopefully have it done mid-February when I don't have any mandatory overtime shifts to power through.
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SalTheBard posted:That was how I intended it: Oh dear lord I'm so excited and horrified.
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Natural 20 posted:Oh dear lord I'm so excited and horrified. whatcha gonna do BROTHEER!? but seriously this is going to be great 
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Yeah my Son is keeping me busier than I thought, plus I've worked every day since January 24th. Plus loving doing a promo is way harder than I thought :-/
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don't get banned Sal!
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Dick Bastardly posted:don't get banned Sal! He's got three weeks. Sal, if you want any tips I have been told I cut a helluva promo (sup MSW?)
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Nah I got like 90% done
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Per the wordage of my tox, can I swap out Orton for Almas? That's who eliminated him.
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Yeah your toxx was that you'd write about either your entry or the person who eliminated them, so that is fine. You could also write about Nia Jax!
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah your toxx was that you'd write about either your entry or the person who eliminated them, so that is fine. Who says I'm not?
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SalTheBard posted:Nah I got like 90% done 
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So neither of my teams eliminated anyone, and Finn did not win the title. However, I added $5 in memoriam of Dean Ambrose's WWE run, and $0.75 to help with processing costs, leading to a donation of $15.75 to my local food bank.  fulfilled. https://imgur.com/a/N5bc5bm I don't think the image is embedding properly because Awful App or something so just click the link. Namaste. SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Feb 7, 2019 |
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Feb 7, 2019 20:45
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https://pastebin.com/tashqj8m Done and done!
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nobody welched. the curse for most of you has been lifted. i will now unsticky.
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STONE COLD 64 posted:nobody welched. the curse for most of you has been lifted. i will now unsticky. M-most?!
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