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Apr 26, 2024 23:20
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Going to the dog park dogless and bumming affection from other people's pets.
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Feb 13, 2019 03:15
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- bradzilla
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Feb 13, 2019 15:21
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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lol
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Feb 13, 2019 15:28
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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pushing the handicap door open button but i'm not even in a wheelchair
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Feb 15, 2019 06:27
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- Goons Are Gifts
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Feb 15, 2019 13:05
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- ashrum3
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hell no 95 to 100 on the highway and not given a poo poo
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Feb 17, 2019 17:23
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- Goons Are Gifts
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Not saying bless you when someone sneezes in a small room with a few people around.
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Feb 18, 2019 01:27
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Going back for seconds in the communion line hehe
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Feb 19, 2019 00:47
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- vanisher
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Feb 19, 2019 01:12
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- Mummy Napkin
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bad rear end dog
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Feb 19, 2019 20:24
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- Bicycle SexFucker
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I have zero interest in marriage.
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Not saying bless you when someone sneezes in a small room with a few people around.
yeah f religion
(sorry god)
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Feb 19, 2019 21:23
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- bradzilla
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bad rear end dog
Hell yeah
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Feb 19, 2019 21:53
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- lol but
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body is a dinosaur
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using a burning a lotto card which i did not scratch off to light my jazz cigarette
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Feb 21, 2019 23:04
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- Diqnol
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My aviators gleam as I into a supermarket parking lot and sheepishly look around before revving my engine and pulling through the spot for easier departure. It's time to play by my own rules and price match my entire shopping cart to their online catalog. I'm bringing my own bags and taking names in case anybody else in the store wants a sick 'scount. Hell yeah.
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Feb 21, 2019 23:21
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- bradzilla
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Intentionally leaving the fly on my pants unzipped.
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Feb 22, 2019 14:50
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- Dungeon Ecology
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thank u 4 noticing 
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Feb 22, 2019 19:36
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- Cyberpunkey Monkey
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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you're own private idaho stop (sorry if somebody else posted this joke first)
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Feb 23, 2019 03:24
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- glowing-fish
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Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! 
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not having anything on topic to add to the thread, but posting in it anyway
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Feb 25, 2019 02:32
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- bradzilla
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Selecting "Defective" as reason for return, even though I just don't like the product 
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May 27, 2019 22:26
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- bradzilla
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Necroing my BYOB thread like idgaf
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May 27, 2019 22:28
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- mathematematic
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only singing Happy Birthday once when I wash my hands
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May 27, 2019 23:01
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Eating all of a thing that says "serves 2".
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May 27, 2019 23:04
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- ArbitraryTA
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rolling the windows down and cranking your music up but turning it back down for residential areas.
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May 28, 2019 23:10
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- TheBlackDuke
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rolling the windows down and crankin the volume way up but it’s classical music and it’s also during a fund raising drive
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Jun 3, 2019 21:40
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- google THIS
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Running a stop sign when there are lots of people around, and giving the finger to all the scrubs who aren't part of the funeral procession.
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Jun 3, 2019 22:15
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- Adbot
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Apr 26, 2024 23:20
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- bradzilla
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Asking for ketchup packets when you're dining in and the ketchup pump is available
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