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spacetoaster posted:Get involved in something out in public. *Side-eyes OP, leans down to spacetoaster's ear.* He went to Jared's.
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spacetoaster posted:3. Start regularly going to places like a gym, or a park You know you just inspired like 3 goons to go to public parks wearing a ghillie suit to stalk women and gather intel, right?
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:16 |
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Tom Gorman posted:You know you just inspired like 3 goons to go to public parks wearing a ghillie suit to stalk women and gather intel, right? My wife calls mine the "silly suit".
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:19 |
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Chat up the checkout girl.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:23 |
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aggressively flirt with a waitress during peak hours
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:25 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Chat up the checkout girl. Yes complimenting girls at supermarket checkouts then awkwardly standing there holding up the line and holding them hostage WILL get you a girlfriend OP!!
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:25 |
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practice flipping glasses and quarter tricks at a crowded bar, but ONLY when the bartender has a C cup or larger
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:29 |
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get dunked OP!
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:30 |
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drink a single (one (1)) cup of coffee while spending two to three hours at a local cafe while writing in a Brand New moleskine. poetry? observations? screenplay ideas? no! these are the seductions of a philistine. you will be sketching Anime Body Pillows concepts.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:31 |
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Burt Sexual posted:You put a lot of effort into this post. Gj Thank you, for some reason I read it in my head in Ewan McGregor’s voice with Lust for life playing in the background though. ‘Choose smartphones, choose never having another meaningful personal interaction your whole loving life. ‘
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:33 |
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How are you posting without a smartphone? I'm suspicious. I also do not have a smartphone. Well, it's kinda dumb, anyway.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:42 |
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Telebite posted:is this the new goon catchphrase for 2019 Yea!!!!
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 05:53 |
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Norfolks Given posted:Thank you, for some reason I read it in my head in Ewan McGregor’s voice with Lust for life playing in the background though. I wasn’t serious, and I don’t who these people are in your reply, so I’ll just ignore it or ban you.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 06:01 |
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spinderella posted:Yea!!!! you dont use a smartphone by any chance do you :\
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 06:02 |
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7 goldmined threads on a smartphone, we suck really bad dudes.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 06:06 |
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poo poo in her mouth, OP. You can catch her off guard when she's staring at her smart phone.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 06:06 |
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Burt Sexual posted:7 goldmined threads on a smartphone, we suck really bad dudes. Haha Every pic drat straight 😘😘
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 06:09 |
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print out fresh and HOT new instagram memes at home, whenever you find a pause in conversation, whip one out and tell them to stamp it to show how much they like it
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 06:10 |
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Norfolks Given posted:Buy a disposable camera and take photos of every pointless thing you do, photocopy them and mail them to everyone you know and most that you don’t. Ask them to tick a box marked like on the bottom then post them back to you. This reads like one of those emails grandparents forward to each other.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 06:16 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Steal hers This is clearly the way to go, now you have a date AND a smartphone.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 06:23 |
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Retirement homes are the perfect place to pick up woman generally and even better for a Luddite like you.
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 09:15 |
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Odd posted:I would like to go on a date with a woman, but i don't have a smart phone what do i do I was without a smart phone for like two weeks because it was getting repaired and the loaner phone was trash. It was tough, but I got by on my wit and charm backed up by my massive penis and huge checking account. I can't imagine why this wouldn't work for you. Can you imagine why this wouldn't work for you?
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# ? Jan 17, 2019 09:40 |
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504 posted:This is clearly the way to go, now you have a date AND a smartphone. Also she has to see you again if she wants to get it back. If she would rather just get a new phone then you now have a dollar value of what you are worth to women.
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Retirement homes are the perfect place to pick up woman generally and even better for a Luddite like you. You cant get seniors pregnant or aids so you can raw dog those old sluts.
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