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I think the OP also is added proof that the Irish will drink practically anything.Mooey Cow posted:That fool, injecting semen into things is how monstrosities are formed!  ...other people do different stuff, but probably should drink too.
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Japan has bukkake and they have the highest life expectancy of any nation. Coincidence? But then again balls are always wrinkly... More research is needed.
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Jan 18, 2019 11:37
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 Wrinkled balls may be the one bad thing with the lots of good. Like a trade off. Have you ever seen a silky smooth scrotum sack on a man that was youthful and healthy? I haven't! It always looks like a saggy avocado. You may be onto something! Let's get some research money!
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Jan 18, 2019 11:51
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I saw a photo once of some bmxer who was wearing skinny jeans and had an accident that tore his scrotum off but left his balls attached
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I'm also going in mental circles over who funded it and how the whole idea was pitched. It had to be a very surreal experience to get through the "subjects will ingest semen for...." dialogue. But, to be fair, the medical field probably hears the strangest poo poo for clinical research. I've gone deep in the name of science. The bustle article points first to a post on the womens-health forum, but then to the study the post is referencing. However, if you follow the study link all you get is malware. Googling does find other links quoting this "study" but they are all obviously disreputable and mostly linking to one another, never linking the actual study. Here is the forum post referenced as introducing the study, (but a mod has deleted the malware study link):  The poster's name alone should indicate that the intended joke was to present as a man very obviously pretending to be a woman to trick women's health forum participants into swallowing more semen. Finally, the enzyme mentioned in the bustle article, Argininosuccinate Chrysotrophin, is maybe a real thing, or at least the Argininosuccinate part is but not the chrysotrophin part. The Argininosuccinate part is taken from Argininosuccinate synthase, a real ezyme. Chrysotrophin appears to be a combination of common medical suffix and prefix (chyrso- meaning gold/yellow and -tropho meaning nourishment, but most commonly used as -trophin meaning "the stimulating or nourishing effect of a hormone or other substance on a target organ or system"). So a reasonably clever made up medicalese word. Argininosuccinate synthase is real, but not a component of semen. It is expressed mostly in the liver and kidneys. A lack of Argininosuccinate synthase expression has been tentatively observed in a couple of different cancers. However, I can find no evidence of cancer incidence being reduced through supplementation, or that such an enzyme supplementation is even possible. If it is possible it wouldn't be through semen, given that it doesn't contain argininosuccinate. One form of the enzyme is expelled through urine, suggesting a related but slightly different sex act based cancer therapy, if the supplementation theory was either true or possible. Argininosuccinate Synthase is encoded by the rear end gene, so in my mind not all the magic has been lost.
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 Asses. Is there no end to your glory and wonder?loving awesome find and an awesome post. I even learned a thing or two. I figured there was some scheming pseudo medical jargon in there but I couldn't decipher the heart of the honeypot at my minimal time spent reading. I also didn't expect anyone to brave the malware-infested world of current medical quackery for sale(or the research involved) and dig up further info. I figured we'd giggle about semen and that's all. Bravo! --Succinate enzymes rang a bell for liver function and chrystotrophin(admittedly) sailed over my head. For whatever reason, I associated it with a metabolic thing and paid little attention to it, assuming the scam was elsewhere. I see the mistake now. At least they try with their scam and don't use umbrella terms like "toxins", the same toxins your liver filters away but buy this cleanser! You turn your intestines into a slip 'n' slide to blow all toxins out with this pill! Here's also a charcoal pad for the bottom of your feet! Jesus. To be honest, if I had to put my faith into something here, I would totally drink a load for it's fake health benefits than eat a pill called Lipozene. Placebo cum does the body good(and at least it's got protein) and you get a cool milk mustache.  If it's any worth, I legit heard the sperm ingestion fighting breast cancer risk on the 6 o'clock news broadcast on the local fox channel. They said the risk decreased by an absurdly low percentage, like .1% or some poo poo, and the person had to be a match in various other areas for it to work(genetics, overall health, etc). I saw the story ages ago but didn't know what came of it all. Thanks for the random answers. 
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Lol that both Bustle and a TV news channel got bamboozled by some spunk oil salesman study. Lol
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Jan 18, 2019 18:43
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Look, I'm not trying to be "that guy" here, ok? I'm really not. But if you need huge portions of my spunk sprayed onto or into you for medical or even religious reasons I am willing to donate my time and effort if you are willing to sign just a few documents releasing me from any potential legal ramifications but ALSO allowing me to claim your endorsement should my thick, hot, ropey spurts and the intense orgasms they may/may not result for yourself cause you perfect well being in literally aspect of your life as they have for every single sexual partner I have ever blessed with my offerings. Thank you. PM for details about my epic cum-version therapy sessions.
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Jan 18, 2019 19:07
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I see Kirk has attended the Razer 2018 afterparty then. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post399433340
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Jan 18, 2019 19:22
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Just looking for some bros to J/O into my arm.
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Jan 18, 2019 20:24
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Perhaps Lowtax should look into getting semen injections for his neck?
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Jan 18, 2019 20:34
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Bogus Adventure posted:According to the Irish Medical Journal (‘Semenly’Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess), semen injections into your right forearm do NOT cure back pain. 
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This reminds me of in Sydney at St Vincent's ER a man presented with hugely swollen scrotum He'd been blending spinach and using a hypodermic needle to inject spinach into his scrotum believing it would give him sexual powers He had to have it drained via stents of some kind
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Bogus Adventure posted:Perhaps Lowtax should look into getting semen injections for his neck? If we all pitched in we could supply Lowtax with enough goon-semen to last him the rest of his life.
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Jan 18, 2019 22:05
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Kharnifex posted:This reminds me of in Sydney at St Vincent's ER a man presented with hugely swollen scrotum 
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Jan 18, 2019 23:38
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If I was good at shooping, I'd shoop a semen-filled syringe pumping cum into those biceps at each bounce
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End of Shoelace posted:i can ejaculate inwards, into my brain, to gain holy powers You can cum just from your mind?
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