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pouring yet another bottle of my precious essential oils into the ocean, still waiting for a commitment to buying more or even some feedback on which ones have helped to sooth the ocean's anger
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Jan 24, 2019 23:31
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stripping down to nothing and walking to the waters edge to become one with my lover the ocean, seeing a stranger walking out from the waves and toweling off, anger rushing over me as i seethe and spit at the salty sea "you god drat cheating whore...."
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Jan 24, 2019 23:33
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ocean doing an impressive imitation of running upstairs to its room and slamming the door |
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Jan 25, 2019 00:00
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Rivers, running from their problems just like their parents who melt when things get too hot |
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Jan 25, 2019 00:23
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Aboard my boat, the waves start to get choppy: "Ocean!! Don't you take that tone with me" (Thunder in the distance) "You stay out of this clouds, ocean isnt at your barimetric level yet." |
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Jan 25, 2019 00:28
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That joke was kinda bad and I accept any punishment that the moderation team thinks is appropriate |
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Jan 25, 2019 00:29
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Was going to go with 6-hr Shanghai, but that sounds like one of those made-up kinky things on Urban Dictionary. |
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Jan 25, 2019 00:54
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making an excuse to close the fridge door so I can't hear the Aquafina anymore |
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Jan 25, 2019 01:29
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Ocean has been cold and distant since the ice bergs came |
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Jan 25, 2019 03:09
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ocean looks forlornly out to beach, wind tousling its hair |
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Jan 25, 2019 03:20
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Those words in static The ocean waves speak to me Like my Rice Crispies |
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Jan 25, 2019 03:52
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Manifisto posted:ocean looks forlornly out to beach, wind tousling its hair |
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Jan 25, 2019 04:34
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I mean well, but too often I go overboard. I apologize to the victims who suffered after I poured oil on the bridge over troubled waters.
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Jan 25, 2019 05:01
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When Dr. Shawn Waters isn't saving lives, he's either having sex or feelings. Sometimes he cries because of sex or medicine, and sometimes he uses sex or medicine to stop crying. He's a talented doctor... but he's Troubled Waters, coming to CBS. |
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Jan 25, 2019 05:08
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Morning venture to the beach to watch the sunrise followed by the walk of shame |
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Jan 25, 2019 07:25
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I was like, 'Bae, you can't be a fjord, it's out of your control. You can't grow cliffs. Gotta channel that energy towa---*is violently drowned* |
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Jan 25, 2019 07:26
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Abugadu posted:I was like, 'Bae, you can't be a fjord, it's out of your control. You can't grow cliffs. Gotta channel that energy towa---*is violently drowned* lol |
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Jan 25, 2019 07:37
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Didn’t see the first shark for about half an hour – a tiger – thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups…the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the shark go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many men. They averaged six an hour…Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us…and he come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know, that was the time I was most frightened – waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. |
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Jan 25, 2019 08:23
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What Even Isthmus Anyway: Improving Your Relationship With Land |
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Jan 25, 2019 08:46
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FactsAreUseless posted:What Even Isthmus Anyway: Improving Your Relationship With Land
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Jan 25, 2019 14:06
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Lately water has become obsessed with hydration. I'm worried it's going to drink itself to death. |
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Jan 25, 2019 15:22
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the swaying rope bridge stretched a hundred feet above the raging rapids is as terrifyingly precarious as it looks. after an eternity of lurching progress followed by gasping pauses, I am about to step onto firm land once more, when a voice floats up from the chasm below: "do I look fat?"
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Jan 25, 2019 15:38
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Flushing the toilet and blowing the dirty water a goodbye kiss.
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Jan 25, 2019 16:06
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Canyon: Have you finished yet? Water: No, sorry…I don't know what's wrong with me tonight, this normally only takes 10 million years. I'm so sorry. Canyon: (checks watch and stifles a yawn) No pressure. Take your time. |
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Jan 25, 2019 16:51
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pond scum spelling out WHATS WRONG WITH WHITE PRIDE
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Jan 25, 2019 17:01
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cda posted:pond scum spelling out WHATS WRONG WITH WHITE PRIDE
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Jan 25, 2019 18:11
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google THIS posted:Canyon: Have you finished yet? |
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Jan 25, 2019 18:36
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I saw a thread and read some chatter, Wondering what was the matter Skimming through, I thought cognitively What was water, specifically? It troubled ME, for a moment when I wondered more, until I'd transcend I looked around, my world and me- Water everywhere I could see Not just in basins, like lakes and ponds It lay in streams, and rivers running far beyond To oceans and seas, with many names Around the world if ever it rains. Is water a nationality, Defined by our geography? I dare say no!- how could it be? Therefore water has to be free. Is water Kosher, or Halal? Is it vegan or diet? As any decried its taste foul And ever since hasn't tried it? Is it possible for someone To suddenly declare "That's ok! No water for me, I get along fine on just air!" Imagine a fish in scuba gear Right there in your bedroom, What would you say (if it could hear) As fishman soggily loomed? I'd say "I think It'd be a hoot" As I tried to hide my fear, If we could fill up your scuba suit To the brim with an ice cold beer!" I don't know how to wrap this up I didn't even know how it up an bubbled I guess I'll end it a bit abrupt This poem about waters troubled. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 25, 2019 18:47
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splayed out on my belly floating on the water, I whisper sensually to the sea: "just tell me what you really need..." the sea sighs and responds, "well, for starters, I'd like to be on top." |
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