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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

gary oldmans diary posted:

the balls on this kids chin?

He's gonna be the dockless e-scooter in prison!

# ? Jan 27, 2019 10:25

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 16:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

He's gonna be the dockless e-scooter in prison!

lol

# ? Jan 27, 2019 15:56

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

He's gonna be the dockless e-scooter in prison!

# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:14

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

He's gonna be the dockless e-scooter in prison!

Dockless? Nah, he's gonna be docked. He's gonna be docked a whole lot.

Colonel Cancer posted:

The main distinction between having balls and being very stupid is level of success.

Nah, if the kid had a plan like take the scooter to the airport and get on a plane out of the country and he got stopped and caught boarding the flight, it would've been, "drat, that kid had balls!" 'cuz he had a plan. This idiot just went home and jerked off until the cops knocked on his door.

# ? Jan 27, 2019 18:15

Savage For The Winjun: Jun 27, 2008

Haha child rape jokes.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 02:18

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Fuckin lol that judge wants to teach him a lesson. 20grand in bail, theres no way he can afford that.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 03:26

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Savage For The Winjun posted:

Haha child rape jokes.

He's 19.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 03:55

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

The GBS thread about the stupid child with large balls

# ? Jan 28, 2019 03:56

Tortuga: Aug 27, 2011; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

gary oldmans diary posted:

the balls on this kids chin?

Goon crime wave 2019 gets underway. Well done goonsir for not decapitating someone in your submarine

# ? Jan 28, 2019 05:02

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Savage For The Winjun posted:

Haha child rape jokes.

LabyaMynora posted:

He's 19.

I'm quoting this in the hopes that if you see it again you might think about it more.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 08:03

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

CPL593H posted:

I'm quoting this in the hopes that if you see it again you might think about it more.

rape is bad is bad is bad, but on the subject of whether he's a child or not, well...
if you're old enough to rob a bank....

# ? Jan 28, 2019 18:41

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

CPL593H posted:

I'm quoting this in the hopes that if you see it again you might think about it more.

19's not a child :shrug:

# ? Jan 28, 2019 18:58

FoolyCharged: Oct 11, 2012; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Legally? No.
To your average Joe? Hes still a dipshit kid.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 19:10

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 16:58

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Still not "child rape jokes."

Just regular rape jokes, which is certainly SOMETHING AWFUL...

...dot com

# ? Jan 28, 2019 19:13

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