- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
https://nypost.com/2019/01/25/cdc-warns-americans-not-to-kiss-their-hedgehogs/
in a hushed voice behind the gym at recess: "hey tommy, i found a hedgehog, you wanna hit?"
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 20:26
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2024 21:29
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
"today we mourn the loss of my son thomas, his life taken form us too soon due to the scourge of hedgehogging that has taken a deathly grip over our youths..." *breaks down sobbing*
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 20:28
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
logan paul video of an intense make out session with a slutty looking hedge hog
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 20:30
|
|
- jeffery
-
|
1st priority is to censor the public sexuality of the hipsters
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 20:38
|
|
- vanisher
-
|
Slowly opening one lapel of my trench coat, my opposite hand twirling with a flourish. A smirk across my face as I look around to make sure everyone around is cool. Inside, each in their own small leather pockets, are hedgehogs of varying sizes.
"First snuggle is free."
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 21:33
|
|
- FutonForensic
-
|
logan paul video of an intense make out session with a slutty looking hedge hog
 
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 21:51
|
|
- FutonForensic
-
|
The CDC also reports that "Hedge Holing," an activity not fit to describe in this publication, is still safe, though morally bankrupt.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 21:56
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
Slowly opening one lapel of my trench coat, my opposite hand twirling with a flourish. A smirk across my face as I look around to make sure everyone around is cool. Inside, each in their own small leather pockets, are hedgehogs of varying sizes.
"First snuggle is free."
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 22:22
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
The CDC also reports that "Hedge Holing," an activity not fit to describe in this publication, is still safe, though morally bankrupt.
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 22:23
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
a mortified parent hears a gentle rustling noise coming from their kid's top dresser drawer, terrified they open it to reveal a tiny hedgehog staring back at them "no...no no NO NO..."
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 22:24
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
kids standing suspiciously outside a petco store ,"excuse me mister? can you buy us a hedgehog?"
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 22:27
|
|
- mags
-
I am a congenital optimist.
|
me n the boys are grabbin some hogs and getting sonic'd, if yer down
everyone in the idf must die
(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 22:27
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
me n the boys are grabbin some hogs and getting sonic'd, if yer down
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 22:33
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
goodnight sweet hedgehog 
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2019 05:07
|
|
- Scaly Haylie
-
|
too many teens are playing sonic 06
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2019 18:02
|
|
- mags
-
I am a congenital optimist.
|
sorry i just packed a bowl
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2019 18:52
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
just found out my nephew has been hedge hogging, all the telltale signs: vomiting, diarrhea, red abrasion marks all around his mouth
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2019 19:10
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
ozzy osbourne raises a little hedgehog above his head to the roars of the crowd, as the cheering intensifies he lowers the little hog to his lips and begins passionately making out with it, some in the crowd scream in horror, others faint, but most cheer him on
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2019 19:12
|
|
- Scaly Haylie
-
|
the first step is to admit you have a hedgehog
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2019 19:14
|
|
- FutonForensic
-
|
ozzy osbourne raises a little hedgehog above his head to the roars of the crowd, as the cheering intensifies he lowers the little hog to his lips and begins passionately making out with it, some in the crowd scream in horror, others faint, but most cheer him on
lmao
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2019 19:44
|
|
- super sweet best pal
-
|
Spiny Norman is my favorite strain.
|
|
#
?
Jan 27, 2019 21:11
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
ozzy osbourne raises a little hedgehog above his head to the roars of the crowd, as the cheering intensifies he lowers the little hog to his lips and begins passionately making out with it, some in the crowd scream in horror, others faint, but most cheer him on
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2019 04:05
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
|
I was in Tokyo recently and saw this place called Hedgehog Cafe and I thought, that's a weird name for a cafe in Tokyo. Then I saw the terreriums on the tables containing hedgehogs and realized it was actually just a very descriptively named cafe. I don't know what you do with them while you're in there. It's not really my scene.
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2019 04:47
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Mom: I'm sure we're overreacting. I'm sure this "Miles" whoever he is has nothing to do with...you know...
Dad: (Googling) Miles Prower?
Mom: I guess. Why?
Dad: That's Tails' real name. Tails from Sonic.
(Mom starts wailing)
Dad: Wait, what? It's a play on "miles per hour?" Good God, I never realized that!
(Mom's wailing intensifies)
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2019 05:13
|
|
- Putty
-
HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
|
ive been thinking of getting a hedgehog but the risk of salaminella is too strong
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2019 05:20
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
Mom: I'm sure we're overreacting. I'm sure this "Miles" whoever he is has nothing to do with...you know...
Dad: (Googling) Miles Prower?
Mom: I guess. Why?
Dad: That's Tails' real name. Tails from Sonic.
(Mom starts wailing)
Dad: Wait, what? It's a play on "miles per hour?" Good God, I never realized that!
(Mom's wailing intensifies)
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2019 13:45
|
|
- Peg Sliderskew
-
|
Gonna make so much money with my tub of brown paint and toilet brushes with the handles broken off!!
Courtesy of Manifisto
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2019 16:02
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Gaston: When I was young I kissed four dozen pet hedgehogs every morning because, well, why not?...
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2019 16:51
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 24, 2024 21:29
|
|
#
?
Jan 26, 2019 20:26
