Groundhog Day but it takes me a while to notice because of my habits

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Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

reset 1: wake up at 3pm. trudge to the kitchen for some tea. drat, forgot to watch Groundhog Day yesterday. decide to kill some time with a video game. notice my save data on Prey reset to a couple days ago. spend the evening grinding back to where I was. fall asleep watching Groundhog Day.

reset 3: wake up at 3pm. poo poo, I missed lab. unless I take a lyft... $22??? gently caress YOU. you know what, he doesn't take attendance on tuesdays, anyway. I'll just use the time I save by not having to commute to do the homework that's due on thursday. spend a couple hours getting ready to get started on that homework.

reset 5: wake up at 3pm. do homework in a rushed panic. bus is running on its saturday schedule, but I think it's late. frustrated because being late counts as an absense, and it's definitely not my fault, decide to just skip lecture and go see a movie. weirdly crowded for a thursday.

# ? Feb 2, 2019 22:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:36

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

reset 8: masturbate seven times in a row. man, there's a lot more cup-a-noodles in that cabinet than I thought

# ? Feb 2, 2019 22:30

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

reset 9: wake up at 3pm. trudge to the kitchen for some tea. Prey save data reset again. furious, I start trying to find a technical reason and spend the rest of the day reading articles about how save games work. it's actually really interesting

# ? Feb 2, 2019 22:30

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

reset 12: wake up at 3pm. I've really got to start going to bed earlier. trudge to the kitchen for some tea. Prey save data reset again, and I realize I got distracted reading about save data but never actually got around to trying to fix it. I play for a couple of hours, then back-up the save data to a thumb drive

reset 17: wake up at 3pm. trudge to the kitchen for some tea. still can't find that thumb drive. try to get notes for last 4 classes off Canvas but professor hasn't uploaded them yet. angry at professor. how lazy can you get?

# ? Feb 2, 2019 22:33

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

reset 27: my god... I've travelled back in time by a month! this is a chance to fix all the mistakes I made! I can start by watching Groundhog Day now, so I won't have to do it tomorrow. and this time, when my Prey save data resets, I'll have it saved to a thumb drive the first time, and put it somewhere where I'll be able to find it

# ? Feb 2, 2019 22:34

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

reset 28: oh.

# ? Feb 2, 2019 22:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Day 237: I can play the piano, clarinet and the hurdy gurdy. I am fluent in Kilngon, Elvish, and esperanto. I am proficient with the blowgun, scimitar, rapier, scimitar and 2-handed fighting and a variety of martial art fighting styles but I still have a boil on my big toe...

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# ? Feb 2, 2019 22:39

lol but: body is a dinosaur

the preview for the next episode of NCIS taunts me eternally

# ? Feb 2, 2019 22:51

google THIS

reset 537: Still working on the car.

# ? Feb 2, 2019 23:26

Farecoal: There he go

google THIS posted:

reset 537: Still frying the egg

# ? Feb 3, 2019 00:16

FactsAreUseless

Groundhog Day on my birthday but I don't notice because nobody ever calls

# ? Feb 3, 2019 00:27

bird.

reset 1497: "i've decided that playuing overwatch is just a mandelbrot set of the words 'huge plays'"

# ? Feb 3, 2019 09:48

the unabonger

is today Saturday? oh, it�s Tuesday? oh ok. could have sworn it was Tuesday a couple days ago but whatever.

# ? Feb 3, 2019 15:38

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Day 548: I decide to try sleeping on my right side this time.
Day 964: I finally get around to reading some books

# ? Feb 3, 2019 16:12

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Thought I was stuck in a Groundhog Day loop but it turns out my coworkers were just playing a prank on me. Took me until I started getting gray hairs for me to notice.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 3, 2019 16:14

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i only slowly start realizing it after it's been ages since i saw my dealer

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# ? Feb 3, 2019 16:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Day 1,184: glad I shaved my legs on February 1st, this is the best day of my life

# ? Feb 3, 2019 22:42

City of Glompton

hamjobs posted:

Day 1,184: glad I shaved my legs on February 1st, this is the best day of my life

# ? Feb 3, 2019 22:44

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

If you got really baked the night before your Groundhog Day, would you always wake up still a little high every morning in the time loop?

# ? Feb 4, 2019 08:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Drink-Mix Man posted:

If you got really baked the night before your Groundhog Day, would you always wake up still a little high every morning in the time loop?

yes but also you would be really really really thirsty too, and the half of the burriot you got the night before would never be there in bed next to you, because you can't bridge the timeloop

# ? Feb 4, 2019 08:59

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Day 912: I am so soooo tired of being woken up at 11:32 by my door bell. I have tried everything to get them to go away. They have to make me relive it every morning. I get it, you ran over my dog, it's been almost 3 years, I barely remember him now. The beating around the bush, the crying kids, the teenage that brings the manged body to the door a few minutes into the conversation.

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# ? Feb 5, 2019 22:46

kalel

BrownianMotion posted:

reset 1497: "i've decided that playuing overwatch is just a mandelbrot set of the words 'huge plays'"

this one really speaks to me

# ? Feb 8, 2019 22:12

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

reset 1,932: my can of coffee never running out is starting to make me slightly suspicious

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 04:35

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Reset 9999+

Keep waking to horrible diarrhea cramps. Death is not an option.

# ? Feb 9, 2019 07:13

HappyKitty

Reset 9178750176832513572947164965

Oh gently caress yes, another free weed shipment

# ? Feb 9, 2019 07:24

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

pre-groundhog day you were out drinking heavily, and now you're too hung over to ever break the cycle

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# ? Feb 9, 2019 22:35

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Nosfereefer posted:

pre-groundhog day you were out drinking heavily, and now you're too hung over to ever break the cycle

live every day like tomorrow will be groundhog day

# ? Feb 9, 2019 23:37

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

it's not groundhog day but it takes a while to notice b/c of my habits

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# ? Feb 10, 2019 02:20

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Nosfereefer posted:

it's not groundhog day but it takes a while to notice b/c of my habits

because i feel attacked

# ? Feb 10, 2019 05:52

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

day 1,192,844: this diet of little caesar's and sonic onion rings seems to be working out fine.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 12:43

google THIS

Nosfereefer posted:

it's not groundhog day but it takes a while to notice b/c of my habits

Reset 98: Really unseasonably warm for a February today.

Reset 300: I've heard of Christmas creep but this is ridiculous!

Reset 345: Starting to wonder if this whole time loop thing is really happening...

Reset 365: I KNEW it.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 17:33

Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

reset 537: Still working on the car.

I remember reading this and loving it but I can't remember if it was a front page article or a byob thread or what

# ? Feb 11, 2019 07:34

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:36

Robot Made of Meat

Twenty Four posted:

I remember reading this and loving it but I can't remember if it was a front page article or a byob thread or what

It was a BYOB thread that made it to the Comedy Goldmine on the front page.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 11, 2019 14:40

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