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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Go gently caress yourself 
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BK's onion rings don't stack up on my dick. Gotta go to some local place to get ones that fit proper. Tell the girl it's "Give 'er an onions" night. You see it's like a play on liver and onions but instead it's take out onion rings on my penis and I chase her around the house.
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Feb 9, 2019 00:59
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Big Beef City posted:BK's onion rings don't stack up on my dick. Mama mia give them the measurements.
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Feb 9, 2019 00:59
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Big Beef City posted:BK's onion rings don't stack up on my dick. and then she eats them and you got onion ring farts for the next day at least she can't blame the dog (I really hope at least in this context)
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Feb 9, 2019 01:13
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Same. Except I fart constantly and they smell like rotting corpses please send help
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Feb 9, 2019 01:19
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macdonal hamborkles posted:Same. Except I fart constantly and they smell like rotting corpses please send help username seems to indicate some kind of Burger King competitor deep state operative disregarded
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Feb 9, 2019 01:22
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As an aside, has anyone gotten drunk, tried to sober up by eating delivered fried rice from a Chinese restaurant, thrown it up, and thought "that wasn't too bad!". Me neither. 
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Feb 9, 2019 02:01
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Justin Credible posted:They aren't onion rings. They are emulsified onion paste with a thick crunchy batter. That's why it sucks. Ring shaped onion nuggets
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Feb 9, 2019 02:02
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VikingSkull posted:and then she eats them and you got onion ring farts for the next day You say this like it's not part of my game plan
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Feb 9, 2019 02:03
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Big Beef City posted:You say this like it's not part of my game plan but then everyone craves BK onion rings again and the cycle starts again sooner or later the interior house paint is going to start to peel
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Feb 9, 2019 02:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT7x1NvGf5k
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Feb 9, 2019 04:09
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That is the cleanest port o potty I have ever seen. Fuckin’ posers
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Feb 9, 2019 04:43
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Big Beef City posted:BK's onion rings don't stack up on my dick. I want to visit this house. Not live there, mind you, just visit. I'd be interested to see a bigger penis than me.
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Feb 9, 2019 05:48
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Big Beef City posted:BK's onion rings don't stack up on my dick. I’m going to do this
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Feb 11, 2019 01:27
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bruvs be4 luvs
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Dubplate Fire posted:I’m going to do this This shall be your reward in Valhalla. 
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Feb 11, 2019 03:36
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VikingSkull posted:So GBS what do they put in their onion rings that creates such magic? Is it some kind of trademarked chemical? If so, can we convince them to sell it to Wendy's too? I want my ripped rear end to smell like a baked potato and chives. LSD
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Feb 11, 2019 03:59
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Big Beef City posted:This shall be your reward in Valhalla. I'm looking forward to the dead his dead bloated drugged out carcass washes up somewhere
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Feb 11, 2019 04:11
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Guy Fieri is a better human being than the world deserves
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Feb 11, 2019 04:28
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The last time I ate BK onion rings was in grade school, I had them as a snack before I went to this kid's house for a sleepover. I got violent diarrhea all night long, and we were in the basement watching very-age-inappropriate movies and the bathroom had no door and I couldn't find the light switch so I just had to stumble around trying not to poo poo myself before finding the toilet and loudly blasted liquid sewage all over the bowl, hoping no one would hear or just come into the door-less bathroom. Also he had a chihuahua with no rear legs and it had one of those little dog wheelchairs so that it could get around the house. Later on I heard that in high school he got expelled for posting a kill-list of girls he wanted to murder (the kid, not the chihuahua). I never talked to him again or went back to his house. In hindsight I was lucky to escape alive. That is why I do not like BK onion rings
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Feb 11, 2019 04:38
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Zippy the Bummer posted:The last time I ate BK onion rings was in grade school, I had them as a snack before I went to this kid's house for a sleepover. I got violent diarrhea all night long, and we were in the basement watching very-age-inappropriate movies and the bathroom had no door and I couldn't find the light switch so I just had to stumble around trying not to poo poo myself before finding the toilet and loudly blasted liquid sewage all over the bowl, hoping no one would hear or just come into the door-less bathroom. That was very descriptive. Ty
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Feb 11, 2019 04:50
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Big Beef City posted:This shall be your reward in Valhalla. That's just the icing on the cake!
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Feb 11, 2019 04:53
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It could be your butt causing all these smelly onion ring farts I have some medical experience, have you noticed a long crack going down the center of your butt
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Feb 11, 2019 04:56
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My 10 year old stepson likes BK onion rings, since there’s little to no actual onion in them. We got real onion rings somewhere and he was like the gently caress are these. Related, he dropped a BK ring on the floor once and one of the dogs got it. His mom texts me in a panic because the dog ate an onion and I’m like nbd it’s BK.
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Feb 11, 2019 05:03
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Zippy the Bummer posted:The last time I ate BK onion rings was in grade school, I had them as a snack before I went to this kid's house for a sleepover. I got violent diarrhea all night long, and we were in the basement watching very-age-inappropriate movies and the bathroom had no door and I couldn't find the light switch so I just had to stumble around trying not to poo poo myself before finding the toilet and loudly blasted liquid sewage all over the bowl, hoping no one would hear or just come into the door-less bathroom. Up until last week, I hadn't eaten a fish sandwich from a fast food restaurant in approximately two months. More often than not, when I do order a fish sandwich from a fast food restaurant, it is a Filet- O- Fish (R) sandwich from McDonald's(R). Last Friday however, I was at the Burger King (R) restaurant located close to my apartment, when I remembered that as part of a summer promotion, their fish sandwiches were "Buy one, get one free" on Fridays. I had never eaten a Burger King (R) BK Big Fish (R) sandwich before, in fact, I had never even seen one. But, because I love a bargain and was in the mood for something besides burgers, I decided to order the fish sandwich(es) "to- go". As soon as the friendly counterperson handed me the bag containing the two fish sandwiches, I was surprised at how heavy the bag was. As I walked away from the counter, I peered into the bag and saw that the Burger King (R) fish sandwiches were quite large. In fact, they appeared to be huge. I looked- up the BK Big Fish (R) sandwich on the wall- mounted nutrition chart in the restaurant and read that this fish sandwich weighs over four ounces. When I got home, I wasted no tme in opening one of the BK Big Fish (R) sandwiches. I was very impressed and amazed at what I saw. Compared to the McDonald's (R) Filet- O- Fish (R), the Burger King (R) sandwich looked humongous. To me, the circumference of the BK Big Fish (R) easily appeared to be as large as a Burger King (R) Whopper (R). The sandwich contains a sizeable golden- brown, breaded fish filet nestled in a large flavorful bun. Accented by crisp, green lettuce and very tasty Tartar Sauce, this fish sandwich means business. Upon taking my first bite of the sandwich, I thought to myself "This sandwich is awesome". The fish filet possesses a clean taste of the ocean that is mild, yet very authentic and pleasing. I was being as objective as possible, regarding my opinion of the sandwich. After all, I'm still a big fan of McDonald's (R) Filet- O- Fish (R). Something that I noticed immediately was that there was no cheese on the Burger King (R) fish sandwich. Although the sandwich tasted great, I think that the addition of some cheese would put it over- the- top. The BK Big Fish (R) sandwich is so big, that I only ate 3/4 of one sandwich and refrigerated the remainder, to be microwaved later, along with the other sandwich.. Two days ago, I was in downtown Hartford, Connecticut and passed a McDonald's (R) restaurant. I was fairly hungry, so I went in, remembering the Burger King (R) fish sandwiches that I had consumed a few days earlier. I ordered a Filet- O- Fish and ate it at the restaurant. As I sat and ate, I examined the sandwich closely, mentally comparing the two varieties of fish sandwiches. No question, that the BK Big Fish (R) was bigger, but the Filet- O- Fish is no slouch of a sandwich, either. The question was; Which sandwich was more satisfying ? Strictly from a quantity point of view, the BK Big Fish (R) is more filling. From a flavor, or taste perspective, it's close to a draw, or tie. Each of these fish sandwiches possesses its own attributes. The Burger King (R) sandwich, to me, has more of a "seafood", or real fish taste. The McDonald's (R) Filet- O- Fish maintains more of a "fast food" taste, but that is not necessarily a bad thing. With its delicious yellowish- orange cheese and top- rate Tartar Sauce, the Filet- O- Fish (R) is a classic American product that I absolutely love. To be quite honest about it, I'm very glad that I tried the Burger King (R) BK Big Fish (R) sandwich. In the future, I would like to continue eating both types of fish sandwiches. These sandwiches are similarly- priced and are regular menu items. Nutritionally, the McDonald's (R) Filet- O- Fish contains 380 calories, with 18 grams of total fat. The Burger King (R) BK Big Fish (R) contains 640 calories, with 32 grams of total fat. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Are the BK onion rings still those lovely little ones that are mostly batter?
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Feb 11, 2019 05:21
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Kak posted:Up until last week, I hadn't eaten a fish sandwich from a fast food restaurant in approximately two months. More often than not, when I do order a fish sandwich from a fast food restaurant, it is a Filet- O- Fish (R) sandwich from McDonald's(R). Last Friday however, I was at the Burger King (R) restaurant located close to my apartment, when I remembered that as part of a summer promotion, their fish sandwiches were "Buy one, get one free" on Fridays. I had never eaten a Burger King (R) BK Big Fish (R) sandwich before, in fact, I had never even seen one. But, because I love a bargain and was in the mood for something besides burgers, I decided to order the fish sandwich(es) "to- go". As soon as the friendly counterperson handed me the bag containing the two fish sandwiches, I was surprised at how heavy the bag was. As I walked away from the counter, I peered into the bag and saw that the Burger King (R) fish sandwiches were quite large. In fact, they appeared to be huge. I looked- up the BK Big Fish (R) sandwich on the wall- mounted nutrition chart in the restaurant and read that this fish sandwich weighs over four ounces. http://www.tehposts.com/reality/filet-o-fish-r-sandwich-from-mcdonaldsr.html Bye
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E:nm
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