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SEMENT DEN AND HE STARTED WHINING SO I LET HIM IN AND TOLD HIM I WAS SORRY AND THAT I LOVED HIM AND THEN I GAVE HIM THE LAST OF MY KRAFT DINNER
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Thank god hes safe
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Feb 9, 2019 01:34
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I didn't even bother opening the first thread until a couple days ago because I assumed it was Pride and Prejudice themed and I wouldn't get the references. Good thing I did or this one would've really confused me.
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I didn't even bother opening the first thread until a couple days ago because I assumed it was Pride and Prejudice themed and I wouldn't get the references. Good thing I did or this one would've really confused me.
you just completely glossed over the subplot involving the dog in pride and prejudice?
wikipedia posted:At the ball, Mr. Bingley is open and cheerful, popular with all the guests and appears to be very attracted to the beautiful Miss Jane Bennet, with whom he dances twice. His dog Mr. Darcy is reputed to be twice as wealthy; he is haughty and aloof, since he is a dog, and his manners cause everyone to turn from interest to a decided dislike of him. He declines to dance with Elizabeth, again because he s a dog, stating that she is not pretty enough to tempt him.[4] She finds this amusing and jokes about it with her friends. Mr. Bingley's sister, Caroline, later invites Jane to visit. 
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you just completely glossed over the subplot involving the dog in pride and prejudice?
See this is exactly the kind of lore that would out me as a poser. I don't even know any of the dogs from the PnP extended universe.
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When Mr Darcy wants to go outside, he will go to the back door and ring the bell and whine and look pitiful, then we will open the door and he will feel how cold it is outside and whine and look pitiful, then we will nudge him to go outside, and he goes outside and whines and looks pitiful, so we tell him to go pee, so he goes to pee, and then when he wants to come back in he will whine, and then we open the door and call to him and he looks at us with sad eyes so we can see how pitiful he is to have been forced by us to go outside and pee and then come back in, then once he is certain the guilt has sunk in, he will come inside and go flop down on the couch and mope.
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Feb 9, 2019 04:44
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im mr darcey
woonf
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When Mr Darcy wants to go outside, he will go to the back door and ring the bell and whine and look pitiful, then we will open the door and he will feel how cold it is outside and whine and look pitiful, then we will nudge him to go outside, and he goes outside and whines and looks pitiful, so we tell him to go pee, so he goes to pee, and then when he wants to come back in he will whine, and then we open the door and call to him and he looks at us with sad eyes so we can see how pitiful he is to have been forced by us to go outside and pee and then come back in, then once he is certain the guilt has sunk in, he will come inside and go flop down on the couch and mope.
the teenage years are difficult
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mr darcy! MISTER DARCY. that is enough
i said NO mr darcy. NO means NO
do you want a timeout?
i'll give you a timeout if you don't behave
i'll give you a timeout!
ok, TIMEOUT. TIMEOUT, mr darcy
STOP IT MR DARCY
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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My dog has never figured out that I don’t control the weather. I get that look from him every loving time it’s raining.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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My dog has never figured out that I don’t control the weather. I get that look from him every loving time it’s raining.
or driving by a place he loves to walk at so he begs for me to pull in and then when i do and i open the door he gives me that look like "why the gently caress won't you make it stop raining, i don't want to walk in the rain?"
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My dog has a very piercing bark that makes everyone stare at us when I walk him anywhere. I guess you could say it is a woof universally acknowledged.
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I don't have a dog but the other day one of my cats barfed on the cable modem and fried it, and I gave him that look for making me go out to exchange it on a day with pouring rain and heavy fog.
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Feb 11, 2019 01:55
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please buy mr darcy an account
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please buy mr darcy an account
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My dog has a very piercing bark that makes everyone stare at us when I walk him anywhere. I guess you could say it is a woof universally acknowledged.
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I don't have a dog but the other day one of my cats barfed on the cable modem and fried it, and I gave him that look for making me go out to exchange it on a day with pouring rain and heavy fog.
"but macguyver we don't have any way to knock the systems offline, that missile is going to strike that large population center! wait, what are you doing with that cat!?"
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Feb 11, 2019 22:42
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Today Mr Darcy is a egg
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Today Mr Darcy is a egg
hello brother from another hen
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Today Mr Darcy is a egg
Mr. Darcy is a good egg.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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, then I saw that he's safe and I went to 
and am now imagining a good and safe Mr Darcy
