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cda: by Hand Knit

I have an indecent proposal for you, if you will. I would like to gently caress both you, and the horse you rode in on. Now, you may be concerned about the logistics. Allow me to explain

# ? Feb 14, 2019 05:30

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:28

Farecoal: There he go

cda posted:

I have an indecent proposal for you, if you will. I would like to gently caress both you, and the horse you rode in on. Now, you may be concerned about the logistics. Allow me to explain

# ? Feb 14, 2019 08:56

FactsAreUseless

*revealing large device with ladders and pulleys*

I call it the One-Horse Town, and I truly believe it offers a better ride than the railroad.

# ? Feb 14, 2019 09:13

FactsAreUseless

Now you may be asking yourself, you may be asking, what's some slick-talking city slicker doing slicking up my horse? Well, gentlemen,

# ? Feb 14, 2019 09:14

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Cool post you should have posted it originally but c'est la vie lol

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# ? Feb 14, 2019 10:01

alnilam

FactsAreUseless posted:

*revealing large device with ladders and pulleys*

I call it the One-Horse Town, and I truly believe it offers a better ride than the railroad.

# ? Feb 14, 2019 14:29

Farecoal: There he go

You're fired! Get out of my office!

The horse can stay. We have some... business to discuss

# ? Feb 14, 2019 14:45

cda: by Hand Knit

tfw you've been stretching and practicing for months to take horsecock and the guy rides in on a filly :doh:

# ? Feb 14, 2019 15:04

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

*licks the horse you rode in on* blehhh

# ? Feb 14, 2019 22:26

FactsAreUseless

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Horse House In Texas

# ? Feb 14, 2019 23:11

Fredflonston

gonna see a man about his horse

# ? Feb 14, 2019 23:45

FutonForensic

gonna see a horse about his man(hood)

# ? Feb 15, 2019 00:09

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

*wincing in pain/pleasure* Mike Pence was right

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 15, 2019 00:18

FutonForensic

I gently caress horses. big whoop

# ? Feb 15, 2019 00:19

cda: by Hand Knit

FutonForensic posted:

I gently caress horses. big whoop

if you don't also gently caress the people riding them, there's something wrong with you

# ? Feb 15, 2019 00:20

Goons Are Gifts

Horses are very romantic lovers

# ? Feb 15, 2019 00:25

Fredflonston

cda posted:

if you don't also gently caress the people riding them, there's something wrong with you

My eyes get all big as I watch the calvary charge

whoa whoa two at a time guys. chill

Fredflonston fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Feb 15, 2019

# ? Feb 15, 2019 00:25

FutonForensic

"i'm sorry sir. only the horses are allowed to gently caress"

*me with a mouth full of dick* youf fughking bigoth

# ? Feb 15, 2019 00:30

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FutonForensic posted:

"i'm sorry sir. only the horses are allowed to gently caress"

*me with a mouth full of dick* youf fughking bigoth

# ? Feb 15, 2019 00:36

google THIS

I think we had a thread similar to this a couple months ago, but "We have too many threads about taking the expression 'gently caress you and the horse you rode in on' literally" is not a sentence that I've ever heard anyone say, nor would I care to.

# ? Feb 15, 2019 02:01

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# ? Feb 15, 2019 03:52

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