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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

DUKE CANNON WONDERS WHY ANYONE WOULD BUY DR BRONNERS. TOO MUCH READING.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

DUKE CANNON IS JUST REALLY EXCITED HIS JAPANESE COUSIN IS VISITING SOON THE TWO OF US ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST TIME AT THE SHOOTING RANGE. HE'S A BIT QUIETER THAN I AM BUT ITS THE STRONG SILENT TYPE WHICH REALLY WORKS FOR HIM.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

PeterCat posted:

It's not bad soap but the bars are too big.

Thats why they sell the tactical soap on a rope pouch.

https://dukecannon.com/products/tactical-soap-on-a-rope-pouch

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

DUKE CANNON THINKS YOU’RE TOO BIG...OF A TINY BABY WHO CAN’T HANDLE A BIG MAN’S SOAP. DUKE CANNON SAYS HAVE A SQUIRT OF THIS JOHNSON & JOHNSON BABY SHAMPOO AND LATHER IT UP ALL OVER YOUR SCRAWNY HAIRLESS BODY, MAYBE WHILE A REAL MAN WATCHES YOU AND LAUGHS OR MAYBE HELPS YOU WASH YOUR BACK WHICH YOU DEFINITELY CAN’T REACH WITH THOSE PUNY ARMS

DUKE CANNON NEEDS YOU TO SIGN THIS NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Code Jockey posted:

DUKE CANNON NEEDS YOU TO SIGN THIS NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

NON DISCLOSURE? DUKE CANON DOESN'T NEED ANY OF THAT. DUKE CANON AIN'T SAYIN NOTHING TO NOBODY.

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