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You have a fork an elastic band some string and a tube of lube. You are in a locked room where your captor will soon return. Make it work! |
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Feb 18, 2019 11:16
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With your left hand hold the fork vertically in front of your body, attach the string to it with your right hand in multiple layers and hold the other end of the string in your middle hand, so you form a soft ground made of string between your hands and the fork. Carefully move the string to make the gaps be as small as possible, then with your free upper hand slowly pour some of your finest weed into the resulting string chamber, hold your lower and behind hands above the weed, light it up and enjoy some waterless bong feeling. You might require several pairs of hands. |
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Feb 18, 2019 12:01
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Goons Are Great posted:With your left hand hold the fork vertically in front of your body, attach the string to it with your right hand in multiple layers and hold the other end of the string in your middle hand, so you form a soft ground made of string between your hands and the fork. You just made my entire day worth it.
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Feb 18, 2019 14:39
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*twirls string around fork like spaghetti* mmmmmm . . . . . . . and what's this, a tube of sauce?
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Feb 18, 2019 15:06
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*squirts lube on the floor and fashions a make shift rowing machine with the string and the band and use the fork as the handle* get ripped, destroy captor.
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Feb 18, 2019 15:11
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Makes a doll out of fork and string, covers it with glistening lube... Walks it back and forth... "Thats right baby, work it, make it work!" Hope our captor is humanized by our fashion show.
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Feb 18, 2019 16:17
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Lube up fork, insert into rectum Tie head and face up with string and elastic band Greet captor like this on return 
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Feb 18, 2019 20:35
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I gently caress the fork |
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Feb 18, 2019 21:28
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write a message with the lube that says "I don't wanna be captive. sorry" and leave |
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Feb 18, 2019 21:47
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Tie the elastic to your bicep and the other end to the thumb on the same arm. Bow and arrow the fork into your captor to incapacitate him. Use the lube on your belly so you slip and slide out the front door. Tie the string to your finger so you dont forget to pick up milk seriously youre almost out |
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Feb 18, 2019 22:57
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Use the lube to masturbate furiously. Sorry, that's all I have.
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Feb 19, 2019 04:01
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| Yelling at the lazy fork to stop sleeping on the job | |
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Feb 19, 2019 07:51
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lube the floor affix the string to the door such that when it opens, it creates a tripwire for your captor to trip and slip as your captor is face down on the floor, use the rubber band to deliver painful welts to the head and any other exposed skin use the fork to eat the rear end
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Feb 19, 2019 09:50
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I pretend the string is spaghetti and eat it because I haven't eaten in 3 days while I craft this.
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Feb 19, 2019 17:00
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Rinzla posted:You have a fork an elastic band some string and a tube of lube. explain to the fork that you and the coconut have been having differences for some time now, you're practically divorced, and you could really use some companionship during this vulnerable period in your life
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Feb 19, 2019 17:03
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is the captor the watermelon 
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Feb 19, 2019 17:27
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Me: if I eat all this stuff will you let me go? Captors: yeah sure *Eats string, lube, fork, etc* Captors: *high fiving* Captor 1: haha nice, I told you we could make him eat that stuff, dude. Captor 2: Ok nerd, you're free to go.
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Feb 20, 2019 14:20
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pixaal posted:I pretend the string is spaghetti and eat it because I haven't eaten in 3 days while I craft this. That photo though. Top effort!
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Feb 21, 2019 12:56
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Fork = body Elastic = rubber for wheels String = belts Lube = fuel I think a couple key parts might be missing so we fashion those from our own sweat and spare teeth, but ultimately we go crashing straight through the door on our slick makeshift hotrod. My captor kicks the ground in frustration while his sidekick says something begrudgingly admiring of me. |
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Feb 21, 2019 20:18
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Close your eyes never to open them again and pray it won't last long. In the mean time craft some elaborate modernist art with the things you have and leave a haunting legacy for future generations |
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Feb 21, 2019 22:38
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Tell them to wear nice clothes, look the manager in the eye, and give a firm handshake. Tell all 3 of them that you believe in them and know they will find something soon |
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Feb 23, 2019 04:17
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I go left at the fork thereby escaping both the cell and my captors |
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Feb 23, 2019 21:55
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this is annoying
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