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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Gambit's mask makes no fuckin sense except as a way to not have to draw jaws

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

FizFashizzle posted:

I didn’t even think it was her in the trailer.

I don't think I've ever seen a big budget sequel? spinoff? reboot? whatever? go with a character design that looks like a low-budget porn parody of the old one.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a big budget sequel? spinoff? reboot? whatever? go with a character design that looks like a low-budget porn parody of the old one.

Maybe it's J-Law putting her foot down on not having to sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours a day?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Blistex posted:

Maybe it's J-Law putting her foot down on not having to sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours a day?

Well. That's fair. No reason she should be the only person involved in this putting in effort. The rest of them aren't.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Blistex posted:

Maybe it's J-Law putting her foot down on not having to sit in the makeup chair for 5 hours a day?

she was only blue for like the last 2 minutes of apocalypse

meanwhile oscar isaacs had to wear the torgo prothesis and kabuki makeup under a tarp the whole movie

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


apocalypse looked like poo poo too.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Bro Dad posted:

she was only blue for like the last 2 minutes of apocalypse

meanwhile oscar isaacs had to wear the torgo prothesis and kabuki makeup under a tarp the whole movie

Oscar Isaacs probably forced them to hide his face so people would forget he was in that awful movie

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a big budget sequel? spinoff? reboot? whatever? go with a character design that looks like a low-budget porn parody of the old one.

The horrid X-Men Origins: Wolverine is basically a no-budget porn parody without the porn from the hilariously terrible costumes to the very bad acting to the nonsensical plot. It's really bad. Terrifyingly bad enough that it makes Apocalypse look competently produced and filmed.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


They really just need to make a Quicksilver movie already, he's been the best thing about any of these movies.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

The horrid X-Men Origins: Wolverine is basically a no-budget porn parody without the porn from the hilariously terrible costumes to the very bad acting to the nonsensical plot. It's really bad. Terrifyingly bad enough that it makes Apocalypse look competently produced and filmed.

Don't skip the unforgivably awful cgi claws in that bathroom scene. That poo poo was straight out of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Harveygod posted:

Don't skip the unforgivably awful cgi claws in that bathroom scene. That poo poo was straight out of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

What was the X-men movie with a really, really, really bad CGI Patrick Stewart at the end that looked like it was a character from a Diablo II cutscene.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Blistex posted:

What was the X-men movie with a really, really, really bad CGI Patrick Stewart at the end that looked like it was a character from a Diablo II cutscene.

That was also in Origins. So was the "falling off the Nuclear power plant" and "stupid CGI zoom to Agent Zero from a mile away". Basically anything that looked like a video game will be in that movie.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I'm kinda hoping that Secret Wars is the next big movie so they can just reboot the MCU and start fresh with FF And X-Men.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
they could also stop making the comics movies

that is also an option

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Cough Drop The Beat posted:

The horrid X-Men Origins: Wolverine is basically a no-budget porn parody without the porn from the hilariously terrible costumes to the very bad acting to the nonsensical plot. It's really bad. Terrifyingly bad enough that it makes Apocalypse look competently produced and filmed.

oh my god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-zy2m_7FeQ

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

I remember when my dad downloaded a version of this movie that didn't have the final CGI in. That scene didn't improve much in the final version.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I’m not going to defend the movie but I seem to remember the studio coming in and really loving with the movie vs what the director wanted.

It was supposed to be a hard R movie and was shot that way till the studio said “Na no way” and things had to be adjusted to make it pg-13.

naem
May 29, 2011

I could see a hard R being interesting

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
full blown penetration would be interesting

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The Protagonist posted:

full blown penetration would be interesting

Yeah, some BEASTiality

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

The Protagonist posted:

they could also stop making the comics movies

that is also an option

Is someone forcing you to watch them?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

counterfeitsaint posted:

A lot of these movies are bad, but I don't know why there's this contingent of nerds who are absolutely convinced that all they need to make them awesome again is a bunch of lovely spandex. The only reason stupid super hero outfits exist in comic books is so the artists can drawn skin tight everything and never have to deal with baggy clothes.

But actual pro athletes all wear skin tight neon colored spandex now

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Fried Watermelon posted:

Oscar Isaacs probably forced them to hide his face so people would forget he was in that awful movie

Oscar Isaac is so good, I did forget he was on that movie

He remains cool even when he’s in trash like this, or Star Wars

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE
Nov 5, 2017
Why is it so hard to get the X-Men right? There's also like 3 terrible teen-mutant/x-men universe related shows that are streaming. Unless they've already been cancelled.

Then I'm reminded of Legion, which is watchable and fun despite it's shortcomings. It's funny how far they go out of their way to not mention anything mutant or Xmen related. Although I guess Professor X shows up next season :shrug:

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Fried Watermelon posted:

Oscar Isaacs probably forced them to hide his face so people would forget he was in that awful movie

I have a similar theory that the recent Fahrenheit 451 movie was intensionally not marketed so as to protect Michael B Jordan's budding career.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Oscar Isaac - IMDB posted:

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Interesting Person #1
sounds like the role of a lifetime

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Colonel Cancer posted:

You're really not making a good case for the marvel people. Nerds fukcin suck
Capitalism disagrees bitch

ashrum3
Feb 16, 2019
wait wait didn't they already got over that series

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

paid money to post posted:

Why is it so hard to get the X-Men right? There's also like 3 terrible teen-mutant/x-men universe related shows that are streaming. Unless they've already been cancelled.

Then I'm reminded of Legion, which is watchable and fun despite it's shortcomings. It's funny how far they go out of their way to not mention anything mutant or Xmen related. Although I guess Professor X shows up next season :shrug:

The Gifted mentions the X-Men by name enough to make me think they are part of the same "universe" but I have a feeling all of this will be retconned since Disney owns everything as of today.

ragedx
Mar 15, 2019

Vodka is just awesome water
hopefully the best parts are not only in the trailer. movies have been a disappointment lately.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The early reports are not good. Seems that the trailer did better in China so they are making last minutes changes for that. Some of the cast are reporting regret if taking the role. Seems like they are just taking the plot of X3 and redoing it.

ragedx
Mar 15, 2019

Vodka is just awesome water
a lot of stuff that gets voted "poo poo" here for some reason is a hit in china.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Bonzo posted:

The early reports are not good. Seems that the trailer did better in China so they are making last minutes changes for that. Some of the cast are reporting regret if taking the role. Seems like they are just taking the plot of X3 and redoing it.

holy lmao i looked it up what a loving phoned in plot

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I think the movie will bomb but they won't blame the plot. Instead they'll probably say that movie goers were burned out because Captain Marvel, Shazam, and Avengers are being released just weeks from each other.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Bonzo posted:

I think the movie will bomb but they won't blame the plot. Instead they'll probably say that movie goers were burned out because Captain Marvel, Shazam, and Avengers are being released just weeks from each other.

idk man

people HATED x3 (because it sucked a lot)

if it’s a reprise and it bombs that seems like a more natural point of conversation than “superhero fatigue”

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I agree I can just see Fox, or whoever, not wanting to accept that bad writing is the cause because "It did so well in China".

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